Chapter 1256 This king condescends to warm the bed for you
"What's the matter? When I was walking with fellow Taoist Anyang, I was huddled together at night!" Huang Lan really couldn't understand the thoughts of these stupid humans.
“It’s different from playing games all night.”
"What's the difference!" Huang Lan frowned and looked at the extremely seductive Xiao Xueer, but unfortunately she was not a human being.
"Anyway... it's not the same."
"Ah, I understand, you don't think I'm going to do anything to your brother Anyang, do you?" Huang Lan suddenly realized and stared at the human being incredibly, "Then I have to say that you are really thinking too much. Young man, I will not be able to fall to the point of devoting myself to a promise. I will hit the floor! And I have checked, and this is how the maids in ancient times did it."
"Sister Huang Lan, why do you have to learn from the maid?"
"It's not that I want to learn from the maid. I am willing to surrender for the sake of friendship and promises. This is a kind of character that deserves your admiration!"
"Okay, okay, I understand, Sister Huang Lan, thank you for your hard work." Xiao Xueer was very depressed.
At this time, Anyang finally couldn't help it and said, "Fellow Daoist Huang Lan, don't you leave a room for you? You can just live in your own room? Why do you have to come and squeeze with me? It makes me look like a landlord who is unforgivable. It's already twenty-first century now, and you are still so feudal."
"This is not called feudalism, this is called openness."
"...So you know that this is called openness. It's not good to have feelings or reason for the night?"
"What's wrong with it?" Huang Lan responded to him with confusion, saying that he really couldn't understand your human being's unique brain circuits, or dirty thoughts.
"What if you sway in front of me, I'm full of energy and get sick after being suffocated?" An Yang said embarrassedly.
"Then I can learn the reasoning of traditional Chinese medicine."
"no!"
"Why not..." Before Huang Lan finished speaking, she saw Xiaochan appearing in the corridor on the second floor. She immediately stretched and said, "Fellow Daoist Anyang, I have put the bath water for you and can go take a shower. You seem to have the habit of drinking warm milk that I have developed since childhood, right? Wait, I will pick you up a glass of milk."
As she said that, she walked towards the kitchen.
Xiao Xueer watched her back gradually leave, then she looked at Anyang with a funny face: "Brother Anyang, isn't Sister Huang Lan a little...too persistent?"
An Yang sighed, looking helpless: "I know what you want to say. The brain circuits of their non-human creatures are indeed different from those of us normal people. Be careful not to be heard by her, otherwise she will be harsh and it will be difficult to coax her. In comparison, Xiaochan is the cutest..."
As soon as he finished speaking, the rabbit sperm leaning on his shoulder shook his hand dissatisfiedly: "I'm cute too."
"Yes, you're cute too..."
Xiao Xueer couldn't help but smile again before saying, "Sister Rabbit's focus seems a bit strange. If Sister Huang Lan heard Brother Anyang's previous words, she would probably be angry because you said she was a non-human creature. How would Brother Anyang coax her then?"
"What else can you do? Pretend to not hear it. It's impossible to reach out and touch her head." As An Yang said that, he stretched out his hand and touched the rabbit sperm's head, his hair was soft.
Xiao Xueer smiled sweetly again, looking at the rabbit spirit leaning against Anyang, who seemed to be dazed, and her eyes were inexplicably envious.
About half an hour later, Anyang finished his shower, wearing a pair of shorts that Huang Lan had complained about too much, and a pure white cotton t-shirt. He looked at Huang Lan bringing a cup of warm milk and pulled the corners of his mouth: "By the way, are you really going to work on the floor in my room tonight? In this case, you don't plan to get married in the future, right?"
"Marry?" Huang Lan was stunned and suddenly her face turned slightly red, "There are food and drinks here, why should she get married?"
"Is this what you pursue?"
"No, there is still freedom."
"What else?"
"What else do you want! Don't cats pursue these things?"
"Okay...it makes sense."
"Stop being stubborn. After drinking the milk, put the cup on the bedside table. I'm out." After Huang Lan said that, he looked at him coldly and walked out.
With a click, the door opened and was slammed again.
"Hu!" An Yang let out a long breath, took a sip of milk, and sat on the bed in a daze.
He really thought Huang Lan was going to play on his floor. It turned out that he was just here to play. It seemed that this trepid spirit still knew the right way.
Just as I was thinking, the door suddenly opened again.
Xiaochan held the door handle with her hand and stood softly at the door. After hesitating for a moment, she walked in with a very small and light step. At a glance, she saw Anyang sitting on the bed drinking milk.
Anyang was speechless: "Why are you here to join in the fun again?"
"Warm the bed." Xiaochan said softly.
"I heard it right? It's warming the bed in the summer!"
"Then..." Xiaochan was stunned for a moment, so timid that she didn't know what to say.
Some scenes that she had experienced flashed in her small head: they were still in the world of China at that time. The scholar had just gone to the back mountain to clean up the Six Immortal Demons. When he came back, he carried her to the room. She was completely shocked. He was carried into the room all the way and did not dare to struggle. She showed fear until she was thrown into the bed, but at this time the door had been closed, as if the road to life was cut off.
"No, no, I... I'm still young, don't do this!" She shouted at the time, but she felt unable to resist and had to change her temporary solution, "Please, I'm still young, can I serve you when I grow up? Don't do this!"
However, the scholar just wanted to ask her about her transformation technique...
But it was precisely because of this casual word that she kept hiding the fact that she was actually not a small matter, but she didn't expect that she would not hide it in the end and she was still exposed now.
"You...what do you want to do..."
She lowered her head and said softly, her long hair almost covered her butt and most of her little face.
She still knows what the personal maid should do, but she is still very afraid, full of fear of unknown things, and is not mentally prepared at all.
"Ah?" An Yang looked at her in shock.
"You little bean sprouts are here to join in the fun again? Do you think this place is not messy enough?"
"I...I can get bigger." Xiaochan's voice was as silly as a mosquito.
"Guru!" Thinking of her bone-like charm and green seduction when she became her normal form, Anyang couldn't help swallowing, but in the end reason still prevailed. "Don't, I can't guarantee your safety after you grow bigger. I've already felt like my head was too big tonight. I finally asked fellow Taoist Huang Lan to go back, so don't get involved."
At this moment, he heard the door opened again, and Huang Lan's voice came from the door: "Fellow Daoist Anyang, are you calling me? I seem to hear you pronounce my name. By the way, who are you talking to..."
Her voice came to an abrupt end, and the tone changed: "Little fox, what are you doing here?"
As she said, she walked towards the other side of the bed.
Anyang was about to ask her why she was back, but as soon as she reached her throat, she saw her walking in with a quilt, a blanket and a pillow, carrying a rolled tatami mattress on her shoulder. She looked like a refugee who had moved her family, and all her property was just rolled up.
She glared at Xiaochan before throwing everything under Anyang bed with a bang.
Anyang opened his mouth wide and was completely stunned.
"Fellow Daoist Huang Lan, are you really here?"
"Of course, even if a gentleman's words are as good as he can, can he be pursued? Could it be that fellow Taoist Anyang thought that my dignified king of beasts was actually the kind of person who was untrustworthy and turned against his word?"
"I don't mean that. I just think that you, the King of All Beasts, actually hit the floor. It's really unconventional. Why not go to the next room? At least you have a bed worthy of your identity and can be more decent."
"No! Then I will let down your wife's trust! And in order to fulfill my care for my friend and the entrustment of my friend's wife, I will not hesitate to lower my identity to hit the floor shop. Isn't this the best explanation for my noble personality?" Huang Lan yawned and looked at An Yang and said, "And if you really consider me, you can come to sleep in the floor shop. I will just do it in your bed."
"..." The female fairy's mysterious brain circuit has left him speechless. The biodiversity is really strange.
Huang Lan was very quick to move. She first spread the tatami on the floor, then spread her royal blanket, then threw the pillow and quilt on it, then clapped her hands and said, "It's done!"
Anyang: “…”
"Little fox, why are you still here for? What tricks do you come up with to grab my job?"
"I... warm the bed." Xiaochan felt at a loss.
"Warm the bed?!" Huang Lan immediately frowned, looked at Xiaochan, and then hesitantly looked at Anyang sitting on the bed. "I didn't expect that Fellow Daoist Anyang, you have become corrupt to this point. Ahhhh, where is the fellow Anyang who was with me in the world of China and killing all directions?! Well, since you want someone to warm the bed, I will definitely not allow this little fox to do it, so I will be condescending..."
"Stop! Who has warm beds on hot days have you seen?"
"Well, I'm wondering, but I think this may be some kind of formalism of wealthy people, or your unique personal habits, and it's not impossible." Huang Lan said so, and looked at Xiaochan again, "I heard that, I can solve anything. Go back obediently!"
"I..." Xiaochan lowered her head and stood there.
"Hmm? Could it be that you don't want to leave?" Huang Lan said angrily.
"Sister Xiaoqian said." Xiaochan said in a low voice, still not moving, and peeked at Anyang with a red face.
"Ah! It's really a silly fox. Sister Xiaoqian just thinks you are a joke with you. You are still stupid and serious!" Huang Lan said with contempt.
Just when the situation was in a stalemate, a sudden burst of rushing and impolite slap at the door: "Anyang!"
It's An You!
Anyang's face suddenly changed slightly.
Huang Lan was also stunned and saw that his face changed. She was obviously confident, but she became nervous. She ran into the toilet and closed the door, leaving the bedding rolls she had just laid.
Anyang: “…”
Xiaochan also stood there blankly, at a loss.
Anyang had no choice but to wave his hand to put away the bedding roll. Just as he was about to teleport the little fox to her room, he found that she looked around in panic, and actually lifted Anyang's quilt and drilled it inside. In an instant, the quilt faded.
“…”
Chapter completed!