Chapter 17 Group P gives me a new life!

On September 10, England's match between Wembley Stadium and Latvia ended with a 4-0 victory in England. Then that night, Shaq, Rooney, Jonny Hausen, Ben Parker, Ashley Hood, Phil Jones and others ran out together to have a happy match.

Phil Jones, who had just joined Leeds United, has now become a member of the Leeds United's "Swordsman Group". After this kid knew what the "Swordsman Group" was doing from Ashley Hood, he jumped into the fire pit without hesitation.

"Wave the sword under your crotch and kill all the beauties in the world!"

This advertising slogan was thought of by Shaq, but now it has become the only way to recruit new players from Leeds United's "Swordsman Group". Ashley Hood is not very popular among Van Gaal, but he has a good reputation. Basically, the young people who have newly joined Leeds United were pulled by him and Pivkovsky, but only Phil Jones is now officially joining the group.

German goalkeepers Mark, Boyata, Wijnaldum and others are still hesitating. They are all considered Van Gaal's direct descendants, but the "old" players of Leeds United are now in a group. If they join this "swordsman group", Leeds United's locker room will really lose balance. Jonny Hausen, Ben Parker and others have a very strong influence in the locker room now, and Van Gaal may not be able to control it.

After hearing the purpose of the "Swordsman Group", Rooney and Nani also yearned for it very much, but these two poets are now both the fathers of two children. Nani is also engaged to her girlfriend, and she is waiting for a date to get married. She can only be longed for it. She kept sighing that the boys from Leeds United can play. When I was young, I knew each other all over the world, so why didn't I have such a great ambition?

Nani's thigh muscle was strained, and the injury was not very serious, but there was no problem with normal action. After playing in London, she returned to Manchester with Shaq and Rooney.

Robert Green, Ashley Young, Smalling and others returned to Manchester early in the morning after the game. These were all from good kids. Robert Green was 34 years old and Ashley Young was 29 years old. It would be fine if these two people had families, but the 24-year-old Smalling also had a beautiful girlfriend who was loving and dying. Even if three bad boys wanted to develop new partners, they wouldn't be able to do it.

On the way back to Manchester, Shaq was humming a song in a good mood. This trip to England was really rewarding, and his intimacy with "Little Fatty" Rooney reached a full value. Moreover, his intimacy with Nani also reached 80%. He could use his teammate bonus to play again, especially when he found a way to increase the intimacy, which made Shaq feel even more enjoyable. When he was at Leeds United, the feeling that he seemed to be transformed into a football field and control everything became clearer.

Shaq was sitting in the front row and singing, but he signaled to chat with the chartered driver. The two guys sitting in the back were sleeping and snoring. Last night, several people were having fun even more crazy, and they found twenty beautiful models to sleep with them in one breath.

In London, the richest and most depressed city in England, I really can find any kind of beauties, provided that you are willing to spend money. But any of these stars are not millionaires, and Rooney even has a billionaire, so the quality of these twenty beauties is extremely high. Except for eight of them, they are from England, the other twelve are all foreigners, and none of them have the same nationality. They even include Asia, South America, North America, Africa, and Oceania. At that time, Nani was very excited and said that it was a World War I.

But the problem is that Shaq's physical fitness reaches the limit of human beings, and he is not the kind of teammate bonus skills that can only play during the game. Although Rooney and Nani are both quite strong, they are only the level of professional players. After a night of crazy life, they are now so tired that their legs are weak. They still have to accumulate energy and wait to fight after returning home, otherwise they will not be able to explain to their wife and girlfriend!

Shaq didn't know how Nani told his wife and girlfriend after she returned home, but he knew that when he saw these two people at the Carrington base the next day, Rooney had a band-aid on his forehead, but Nani looked proud.

After asking, Shaq couldn't help laughing. Rooney's forehead was smashed by his wife Colleen with a bedside lamp. However, after Nani went back, she said that her thigh muscle was strained and she hung the "Fight-free card".

After the international match day, Simon Grayson's generals had no problems except Nani, except for the minor injury. Simon Grayson took this opportunity to start rotating the team.

On September 13, the "Red Devils" came to London again, challenging the "Gunners" Arsenal away. Simon Grayson only used Ashley Young to replace the right forward Nani, and then Manchester United scored a 6:1 crazy, bloody massacre in front of countless "black scarves" at the Emirates Stadium!

The creator of this massacre was not Shaq who scored recently like a volcano eruption, but the "little fat" Rooney who seemed very low-key!

In this game, Rooney, who had a scar on his forehead, was like a divine help. Just 4 minutes into the start of the game, he received a pass from Van der Welter in the small penalty area, beating Brazilian central defender Dede and French central defender Kosschelny and two of them, and pushed the ball into the goal guarded by Szesney... 1:0!

In the 17th minute, Rooney received a pass from Ashley Young from the right at the same position. This time he beat Sagna and was headed again. The ball was hit into the Gunners' goal again... 2:0!

In the 32nd minute, Manchester United launched a counterattack on the right. Valencia made a pass with an arc near the free throw point. "Little Fat" rushed forward and squeezed Coschelney away. With a arch on his right foot, the score became 3:0!

After only 32 minutes of the first half, "Little Fat" Rooney completed a hat-trick, which made Arsenal fans in Emirates Stadium fall into despair. Such a "Red Devil" is not something that the "Gunners" can resist!

Far from Manchester City, Manchester United supporters also celebrated the team's excellent performance on the away game. They poured barrels of beer into their stomachs. This season, Manchester United has really become the "Red Devils" who dominated the European football world at the time, and is even stronger and more domineering than that time!

This time, Manchester United, who led three goals in the first half, did not make the mistakes against Leeds United again. After the start of the second half, they did not relax at all, but instead attacked even more fiercely...

In the 50th minute, Shaq transferred Valencia's pass to the left small penalty area in front of the small penalty area facing the Arsenal goal!

Although this pass was very sudden, today's "Little Fatty" was another Shaq with full attribute value. He had already run to this position by a silly morning. After the ball came, Rooney pushed the arch of his left foot, and the ball "swooshed" and flew into Arsenal's goal...4:0!

Rooney, who had completed the "big four-game", was so excited that he was crazy. He hugged Shaq to celebrate and shouted: "Shaq! Group P! Group P! Fucking Group P gave me a new life! Hahahaha!"

I...I'll go!

Shaq was speechless when he heard this, and the fucking group p gave you a new life. Is that what my teammates add skills gave you?

Six minutes later, Manchester United sent a corner kick on the left. Subotic shook his head in the small penalty area, and the ball flew into the Gunners' goal for the fifth time in the game...5:0!

After that, when the game was 79 minutes old, Arsenal's Chamak scored a goal for the Gunners.

But when the game was 84 minutes, Rooney made a pass on the left, but seemed to be a pass from the ball, but he actually missed the goalkeeper Szesny while Shaq was fighting for the header, and flew directly into the Arsenal goal... 6:1!

After the goal was scored, "Xiaopang" was stunned. He really didn't understand what was going on in front of him... Five goals! Five!

In Rooney's career, he has never scored so many goals in a certain game. Rooney has encountered such things as "big four joys", but scored without goals in one game... This is definitely a miracle that has created history!

After confirming that the goal was counted on himself, "Little Fatty" could no longer calm down and ran to the stands with only 2,000 Manchester United's hardcore "Red Cavaliers". He opened his arms and slid in front of these fans...

When Shaq ran to him and hugged him to celebrate, Rooney hugged Shaq hard: "Shaq, thank you! Thank you for letting me score another goal!"

Shaq was not humble either, and laughed: "Wayne, we are brothers! You thank you so much!"

Rooney also laughed and patted Shaq hard: "Yes, we are brothers! Go back and go group!"

Well!

Shaq was speechless: Your sister! We are already 100% close! Who is still fucking mate with you?

At the Emirates Stadium, the Arsenal commentator sighed: "Oh, our luck is really bad. Today, we met a rampant Wayne in such a game! Five goals in a single game! This is a personal record set by Wayne! Unfortunately, we became the background to set him off today... Manchester United's luck is really great. It's okay if you have a Shaq, even the twenty-eight-year-old Wayne suddenly exploded! Could it be that Simon Grayson really has some unknown magic that can make his players go crazy!?"

Arsenal coach Steve Bruce shook his head helplessly on the sidelines. His team-leading performance this season is really not very good. He defeated Sunderland 4-0 in the first game and said that he was tied 1:1 by Fulham in the second round, and then in the third round... he defeated his old enemy Manchester United 1:6 at home!

Maybe... Maybe the Manchester United team in front of us can really create the best record of the "Red Devils"!?

In his player age, Steve Bruce played for Manchester United for nine years from the 1987 season to the 1996 season. He was the main central defender when the "Red Devils" rose. As a central defender, he also scored goals in his 18 consecutive years of career, and even scored 13 goals in 31 games for Manchester United in the 1990-1991 season!
Chapter completed!