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The Liu family stood at the door for a long time, but before anyone could come in to greet them, they could only hear the sound of people inside the wall and the cups were mixed, and the waiter said one after another, "Please pay attention, the food is coming." But outside the wall, there was a north wind whistling, and the belly was empty. A group of people hid in the shadows like mice, and did not dare to walk in openly. They could only sneak and sneak in. From time to time, one or two juniors ran to the gate to take a look, and Liang appeared, hoping that the people inside the wall would be discovered by the owner and then come out to greet them.
Needless to say, this situation is probably the "most miserable" and "the most sinister" situation that these people have experienced in their lives.
After waiting for a long time, without waiting for someone to come out, it was not a big deal for everyone to stand outside the door to drink the northwest wind. So, Wang Bo's uncles, aunts and daughters began to instigate Liu Mingfa again, asking him to take the initiative to meet "Liu Bo", whether it is dead or alive. "Liu Bo" still recognizes these uncles, aunts and aunts who once had "grasping kindness" to him, and asks "Liu Bo" to give them a happy word to recognize them, and they go in and give his current stepfather Wang Jichang; if they don't recognize them, they turn around and leave! In the waiting without results, the cold wind blows and hungry, compared to the lively eating and drinking inside the wall, a factor similar to humiliation and anger slowly grows and brews in the hearts of everyone!
Liu Mingfa looked down on these brothers and sisters around him. Today, several brothers and sisters and sisters-in-law were instigated and said that they would make an appointment to attend Wang Bo's stepfather's funeral. He was reluctant to come, or rather, he didn't have the face! After Liu Bo and Liu Bo's mother divorced his elder brother, how did the uncles and sisters-in-law around quickly turn against the orphans and widows, bullying them, and trying to drive them away from the Liu family's yard.
, he knew very well. Although he had no grudges between Liu Bo and his son, he could not help his nephew and second sister when Liu Bo and his son were in the most miserable state. First, he became a son-in-law and was far away and difficult to take care of. Second, he had just gotten married at that time and was owed a lot of debts. His family's life was also sad and he could not help. When the financial conditions improved slightly and he had the spare time to help, his second sister had already remarried with his nephew.
Liu Mingfa knew that if only he was at home, seeing that everyone had a good relationship in the past, his nephew and second sister would definitely welcome him, at least not rush him.
But now he is following a group of ungrateful and injuring others. Now he is obviously thinking about getting back together with his developed nephew and second sister, and getting the benefits of others, so he is not so sure.
This is a pit, a bad thing, so he won’t take the initiative to get it!
"If you want to go, you will go! I can't go anyway!" Liu Mingfa still said the same thing, "If you force me again, I will leave now! I didn't want to come today, and I didn't have the same face!"
Liu Ming's words of direct slap in the face made his brothers, sisters-in-law, sisters and husbands blush.
His third brother Liu Mingjian was angry and looked at his eighth brother coldly: "Old Eighth, what are you saying? What are you shameless? Tell me clearly about this!"
"Old Ba, who is forcing you?! Are you discussing with you?"
"That's it! I really don't understand why you are so uneasy today. You're so angry! After taking gunpowder, you're sneering?"
"He is doing a stubborn air. I think we beg him, he really thinks that he is the only one who has a good relationship with Boer. When Boer was a child, I, the sixth uncle, made a gunpowder gun for Boer, and gave Boer a small electric motor. I spent two dollars on my 1988s! What was Boer happy at the time? He kept playing with the motor until he beat the two batteries of the flashlight on the roof. I still protected Boer and refused to let his elder brother beat them. Boer must remember these things..." Wang Bo's sixth uncle Liu Mingyan started the memory mode.
"When it comes to being good to Boer, you probably forgot about Boer watching TV at my house. I often see that the TV station doesn't play the show until late at night before going back to sleep. My second sister often talks about Boer for this, but I told her second sister that it is normal for a little baby to watch TV. If Boer wants to watch, let him watch it. She sleeps on her own. What are you worried about at the door of her own uncle?" Then Liu Mingyan, his third uncle, Liu Mingjian, also began to tell everyone about his kindness to his nephew.
The third brother, the sixth brother, took the lead, and the other elders, the fifth brother and the seventh brother also started the memory mode. They couldn't wait to tell the people around them that they were good to their nephew Liu Bo, such as buying rice candy for Liu Bo, giving Li Bo the New Year's money, letting Liu Bo sleep next to him, Liu Bo wet the bed, wet the bedding, and wet the baby. Even the other two families in the other branches laughed secretly. The reason why they followed today was actually the instigation of the Liu brothers and sisters-in-law, thinking that they had never celebrated the holiday with the orphan and widowed mother.
His son and daughter played well with Liu Bo when he was a child. Now that Liu Bo is well-developed, it would be a good thing if he could get in touch with him! You know, their children, whether they are Liu Xuan, Liu Mei or Liu Fang, have been graduating from high school for so many years, and they have never had a serious job and can't farm. They have been dependent on their parents at home, making them worry about being parents. If the well-developed nephew in the neighborhood can be the same as the Liu family and "playing house with his brothers and sisters when they were young, and they find a decent job with their cousin with their cousin with a decent job?
Therefore, when several brothers of the Liu family mentioned it, the couple had almost nodded and agreed to pay tribute to his stepfather.
Wang Bo's three uncles, three daughters, and their children who ran in to join in the fun, except for Liu Mingfa's family, were all chattering, with a look of light memories and telling about the "all kinds of good things" they used to treat Liu Bo, and "good days" with their nephew/cousin/cousin, "harmonious" and "good days" of "harmony with the light". As they got into the show, one and two became more and more excited and moved, and soon fell into a state of almost madness. It was not until the gate suddenly walked out of the men, women, women, young and old, and a large group of people shut up and became quiet in an instant.
"Ah, Liu Boer, you are here!"
"I haven't seen us Liu Bo'er for more than ten years. I didn't expect that we Liu Bo'er would grow so tall!"
"Look, how good are we boars? We are tall and handsome, and we are completely handsome!"
"Yes, if I meet Boer on the street, I'm afraid I won't recognize him. Jun, hehe, hehe..."
"Boer, your mother murmured? Where is your mother? Call your mother, don't be sad, do you know? Don't be sad, don't be sad. Although your stepfather is gone, we are still the ones who are the uncles and uncles!"
"That's it! Don't quit, Bo'er! By the way, our second sister murmured? I'm going to see our second sister! I haven't seen our second sister for many years, I really want to die! Which of you are with me?"
"Boer, I am Liu Mei, your sister Mei, you still recognize me without it? Haha, I haven't seen you for so many years, so I will definitely not recognize you!"
"Boer, I am Liu Fang, your sister Fang..."
"Baer, I am your brother Xuan. I miss the inseparable crazy movements from morning to night when we were young!"
"Boer..."
The silence lasted for less than five seconds, and the voices of all the talk were rushing to resound in Wang Bo's ears. What appeared in front of him were strange, aging and deformed, but at this moment, they were all smiling, carrying his extremely familiar and flattering face. They rushed to express, greet, greet him, greet him, and greet him, you squeeze me and I squeeze you and you, but you dare not squeeze too close, as if there was a transparent wall in front of him. He was about to open his mouth and say something, but at this moment, someone finally squeezed in front of him and rolled a roll into a ball, which seemed to be at least ten hundred-dollar bills stuffed into his hands.
The person who was fed money was Liu Mingjian, the third uncle who had the worst relationship with him and almost had a fight with his mother.
The others also reacted to Liu Mingjian's money stuffing, and began to impatiently take out the richest red envelopes they had prepared in their lives, and handed them to Wang Bo one by one.
Everyone was unwilling to let the people down, so Wang Bo, who was in a state of accident, suddenly woke up and said immediately:
"Dear uncles and nanny, I'm very happy that you can come to my old man's funeral and give me my old man a ride, but don't follow the gifts anymore. I'll take them back."
"Well, what a pussy is going to whisper?"
"That's right, Bo'er, maybe! This is some of our wishes, so please keep it." As he said that, he stretched out his hand holding the money towards him.
The uncles behind Wang Bo finally couldn't stand the false intentions of the Liu family, so they took two steps forward and walked up to help Wang Bo take off the gifts and let the Liu family take back their sincerity. Liu Jianming and others were still trying hard to persuade him, and Wang Bo's third uncle suddenly yelled:
"If you say no, just don't want it. Why don't you listen to your advice? Boer set the rule today is not to accept gifts. The red envelopes sent by the Sifang Municipal Government, Party Committee, People's Congress, and CPPCC officials were blocked by him. Do you think you are even more special than the officials of the Municipal Party Committee and Municipal Government?"
Wang Bo's third uncle roared like thunder on the ground, especially the "municipal party committee and government" in his mouth. He completely suppressed a group of old hats that nodded and bowed in front of the village chief. They all dared not speak out. The money he held in his hand was neither shrinking nor embarrassing. It was very embarrassing and felt embarrassed.
Wang Bo ignored a group of embarrassing "relatives to the door". Seeing that his eighth uncle Liu Mingfa did not follow the crowd, he stood outside, smiling, but with a little fear, looking at him with a timid look at him, he separated the crowd, walked to Liu Mingfa, patted Liu Mingfa's shoulder, and smiled:
"Bao Uncle, there are still Bazi, long time no see you. Are you okay?"
Liu Mingfa didn't expect that this nephew, who hadn't seen him for more than ten years, had changed drastically and was almost unrecognizable, was the first to say hello to him. He was surprised and flattered, bent over slightly and smiled:
"Okay, okay, all are fine, they are old."
"Haha, you are still strong." Wang Bo raised his head and surrounded his eyes. With the help of the light that sprinkled from the yard, he saw his childhood playmate Liu Xuan, Liu Xuan's cousin Liu Mei, and Liu Fang, the cousin next door who had been to him and even "didn't sleep".
"Brother Xuan, Sister Mei, Sister Fang, hello." Wang Bo nodded to his three childhood playmates and greeted their parents, "Uncle, aunt, second uncle, second aunt..."
What should be shouted was shouting, but of course they didn't shouting, such as the two uncles and aunts who bullied him and his son, and the three aunts who did not bully him openly but said bad things behind his back. Wang Bo didn't even say hello.
After greeting, Wang Bo walked back to the door and let a group of relatives hiding in the shadows in the corner see his face clearly. The smile on his face suddenly disappeared and became serious, and he said in a deep voice:
"I would like to remind all uncles and uncles. My surname is Liu, but my surname is Wang. The name is Wang Bo. I am vibrant. Please be careful not to call me wrong! You can call me Boer or Wang Bo, other titles. I will not respond and I will be unhappy. I hope that all uncles, uncles and uncles will pay attention and don't violate my taboos."
After reminding him, Wang Bo smiled again and shouted to everyone who was stunned:
"Uncle Eight, Bagu, little brother, and uncle, aunt, second uncle, second aunt, brother Xuan, sister Mei, sister Fang... You all come in and have dinner soon. That... Third uncle, little brother, please help me greet you."
After saying that, Wang Bo was about to leave. He had no favoritism among these ungrateful people, except for his eighth uncle and a few peers, and he really had no good feelings for others, and he had no interest in paying attention to them.
At this moment, a sound suddenly sounded trembling behind Wang Bo:
"That, Bo... is not erection, you old man, still... is still behind..."
Wang Bo was stunned, his whole body froze, as if he had fallen into an ice hole, and then he burst out with a rage. He almost gritted his teeth and roared out word by word:
"Call him-give me-Old-Zi-Get out!"
Chapter completed!