146, joke
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When Xue Tao, Xing Lina and others learned through chat that Wang Bo lives in the countryside and is a real farmer, they were very surprised. Because of Wang Bo's performance, whether it is dressing and talking or dealing with people, there is no trace of the shadow of "Second Brother Gang"?
Like Xue Tao and Li Jing, the city people who lived in the city since childhood, are like Li Junhua. Because their parents were young, they were from the countryside, so of course they were also indispensable in rural areas. There are younger brothers and sisters as young as Wang Bo, or older brothers and sisters who are one or two years older. However, whether they are younger brothers and sisters or older brothers and sisters, when they come to their house to visit and play with them, they always show an obvious inferiority and a deliberate plea. Although they also like this kind of pleasing, and even enjoy it many times, if the other party always shows such submissiveness, they will find it difficult to treat their rural relatives with an equal attitude, and invisibly feel superior and have a sense of superiority that the other party cannot have.
Li Junhua's cousin named Wang Bo, who calls himself "Second Brother Nong", has completely subverted their view of "Second Brother Nong". He talked without any fright in front of city people with good family backgrounds. He could add a few sentences to any topic, and occasionally a few incisive words that even they had never heard of. Is this still "Second Brother Nong"? When did "Second Brother Nong" become so confident and so powerful? Or did they become idiots themselves? Or is this the difference between a top student and a poor student?
But they had never seen the top students from the countryside when they were studying at No. 4 Middle School. They were all so rustic that they were bored and boring. In addition to studying and doing homework, they were not the same type of people as "playing with brothers" and "playing with sisters".
The "highest student" in front of him who is known as the "rural" is pouring wine, drinking, scattering cigarettes, playing tricks, and even telling two dirty jokes that they have never heard of before.
"Hahahaha... cousin, you are so talented! But where did you hear this joke?" Xue Tao laughed loudly and kept slapping the sofa under his butt.
"Ah hahaha... Oh, I can't do it anymore, I'm so laughing to death! Huahua, your cousin is really... a good student in their class? Why don't I look like a mum? Your cousin, smoking, drinking, tea, long, numb, pornography, gambling, drugs, etc., is simply a five-poison! I... I don't believe that he can get the first place in the class like this!" Xing Lina covered her stomach and laughed so hard that she couldn't hold on.
Li Jing and Dong Zhen also smiled "giggled", but their faces were slightly red, and they were obviously not very adaptable to Wang Bo's straightforwardness.
Only Liu Chao didn't laugh because this guy's mind was not on the jokes Wang Bo told, but focused all on Li Junhua, who was singing passionately.
"Sister Na, you are really right. I am the first in the first place, but I am actually the first in the jokes. I am really not very good at taking the exam." Wang Bo said. After he said this, he made the few people laugh and laughed so much.
Li Junhua was alone and was cheering. When he saw a few guys who were originally playing with coloring, he suddenly laughed loudly and fell, and he was no longer in a mood to sing. He threw the microphone and walked over to ask how many people were laughing at.
"Geeh... Huahua, ask your cousin yourself, he is so bad!" Dong Zhen covered her mouth and giggled.
"Wang Bo, what did you say to them? One and two were like drinking the pee of a smiley monk." Li Junhua came to the middle of Xing Lina and Wang Bo, and Wang Bo moved his butt to Dong Zhen on his right, leaving some empty space for his cousin. This sofa was the longest in the private room, but because he sat six people at once, it was quite crowded.
"They punished me to tell jokes. I can't tell other jokes, but I can only tell those with color, so they clamored me to tell one. So I said one, and they were like this." Wang Bo shrugged and looked innocent. The big reaction of everyone did surprise him. He just picked up one of the jokes he had watched online before and told them, but he didn't expect that these people's laughter was so low, and both of them laughed so stupid.
Isn't it just a yellow joke, is it so funny?
"Then what joke are you telling? Let me listen to it!" Li Junhua's interest increased greatly and urged.
"Sister, do you really want to listen to it? But this joke is a bit lustful?" Wang Bo began to get a vaccination.
It would be fine if he didn't say it, but when he said it, Li Junhua became more interested and was itchy. "Tell me quickly, there is not so much nonsense!" Li Junhua urged.
"Then I'll talk! Just don't scold me after you hear it. An elephant asked the camel: 'How does your MiMi grow on the back?' The camel said: 'Die away! I won't talk to what JJ has on his face!' The snake laughed wildly after listening to the conversation between the elephant and the camel! The elephant turned his head and said to the snake: 'Smile! You have a face that is on JJ, you are not qualified!'"
After the talk, Wang Bo saw Li Junhua being stunned at first, and then repeated the movements of the girls just now, covering his stomach, bent into shrimps, and fell to Xing Lina on the left, but was pushed by Xing Lina with her hands. So Li Junhua fell on Wang Bo's shoulder like a tumbler. Wang Bo took the opportunity to hug Li Junhua in his arms, patting Li Junhua's back with his hand, while saying "innocent":
"Sister, it's not my fault! You're going to listen to it. But what I don't understand is that this joke is so funny? It makes you both laugh so hard!"
When everyone saw Li Junhua being hugged by his cousin, they thought that the two siblings had a good relationship and didn't care. Only Liu Chao in the distance had a hint of envy and a hint of jealousy in his eyes, and he was full of regret thinking why it was not him who sat next to Li Junhua.
Li Junhua laughed for a while, and at first he laughed completely, but he opened his mouth, but no sound came out. It was not until almost a minute later that a "hoho ho" sound came out from his mouth intermittently. After almost a minute, Li Junhua, who was laughing so quickly, stopped laughing and pounded Wang Bo's shoulder hard, and Yijiao said angrily:
"If you don't learn, where can you pick up some messy things?"
"That's it! Bobo, your sister is right. You are not adult yet and shouldn't tell these adult jokes. In order to punish you, I will punish you to tell us a joke." Xue Tao, who was most afraid of the world's chaos, said. I don't know when the group of people's name for Wang Bobo changed from "cousin" to "Bobo". Wang Bo felt that the title of "Bobo" was easily associated with "Janguan Bobo". It was not very nice. He protested several times, but these people still acted on their own and said "Bobo" and were so happy that Wang Bo had to let them go.
After Xue Tao said this, the others immediately agreed and shouted "Bao" that Wang Bo would say another one, and that he must have a color.
Wang Bo looked at the only Li Junhua who did not agree with Xue Tao, but was turned aside by Li Junhua and said angrily: "What do you think I'm doing? Just talk about it if you want to! You have been led to the forefront and back today by these hooligans. If you want to break it, just break it again." After saying that, Li Junhua couldn't help but "scroll", his eyes circulated, and he looked at Wang Bo who was close to him, as if he had known him for the first time.
Wang Bo was "scalp numb" by Li Junhua's eyes, and immediately looked like an angry young wife. Qiqi Aiai said, "Then, then I will tell you a joke to all brothers and sisters. The Kangaroo and the Frog checked in a room at the same time and loved each other's girlfriends. The Kangaroo was done in just a few seconds, but he heard the frog next door calling out all night, "one two three hey" and "one two three hey" endlessly. The Kangaroo was so envious. The next day, the Kangaroo saw the frog and said, "Wow! Brother Frog, you're so great!" The frog said with a black thread: 'Damn, I didn't jump into the bed all night!"
The second joke is not as interesting as the first one. Wang Bo thought everyone wouldn't laugh much, but he still overestimated the resistance of these "pure children" who have not been baptized by the Internet to pornographic jokes. Almost as soon as he finished speaking, a burst of hilarious hilarious sounds resounded throughout the box, completely covering up the accompaniment music that Li Junhua had not finished singing. Everyone, including Liu Chao, who finally started listening to him, laughed so hard that he leaned back and forth, tilted around, and kept slapping the sofa beside him.
While everyone was laughing, Wang Bo became a firefighter again. He patted his cousin's back and touched Dong Zhen's shoulders, pretended to straighten him. When he was about to sit upright, he deliberately pulled her towards him.
In this way, while the people in the private room were enjoying the joy brought by Wang Bo's jokes, Wang Bo also took this opportunity to take care of the two beauties around him without any trace, as to collect some performance fees for the "talk show" just now.
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Thanks to the passionate love, the sky is blue, the sand is yellow, the martyhu, the gentle loli, the ganfeng, the Yuan Dynasty, and the bandits and the gangsters for their passionate rewards!
Chapter completed!