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Chapter 189 Xin Guogong, come here and twist your ass

Liu Chun raised the jade Pixiu. Who is Lao Tang? Can you care about this little bastard? As a powerful general who has been fighting on the battlefield for decades and climbed out of the sea of ​​blood, he can beat Liu Chun three times with just one slap. I dare to call me, you will never be worthy of being reincarnated for ten lifetimes!

Surprisingly, Tang He was not angry, but said dejectedly: "I have handed over the jade Pixiu and withdrawn from the Pixiu Guard. There is no need to respect the order!"

"wrong!"

Liu Chun said bluntly: "The old Duke forgot that you said that Pixiu is not enough to eat, and Pixiu Guards only enter and leave. They are Pixiu Guards for a day, and they will be for a lifetime. Even young people hold jade Pixiu. Whether the old Duke is willing to obey the orders is just a matter of your thoughts."

Liu Chun kicked the ball to Lao Tang, and Tang He frowned and had a deep grudge. Speaking of which, he really didn't have much ambition. Zhu Yuanzhang was relieved to give him Pi Xiu Guard, which was also the reason.

Mr. Tang currently likes to eat, but also likes beauties. His health is far inferior to Zhu Yuanzhang and he is fat and has become such a virtue. It is logical that he cannot touch women, but just last year, he added ten concubines.

It’s good to talk about it in soup and the words are good!

In terms of the number of beauties in Tang and the mansion, most of them are young, beautiful and pleasing to the eye. Lao Tang made a plan and divided his property into more than 100 portions of varying sizes. When he died, he would give it to the women according to his age, and then let them get married, without having to stay at Tang's family or guard for Lao Tang.

As for the sons and daughters, Lao Tang did not leave any of them.

Anyway, your grandfather didn’t leave anything for me, so I won’t leave it for you!

Eat meat, drink wine, watch beauty... For an elderly man, Liu Chun just wants to give them two words: betrayal!

"Old Duke, look at your current appearance. Didn't you say you would give your life to Your Majesty? You can only give Your Majesty a bunch of fat now, and you should cheer up!"

"Enough!"

Tang He roared, and Liu Chun was shocked. He was not pretending, but was really scared. Tang He squinted his eyes, and his two meat bun-like eyelids squeezed, leaving only a pitiful slit left in his eyes.

The old man gasped, his chest sank, and he said quietly for a while: "Can you eat one meal a day?"

"Ahem!"

Liu Chun almost laughed, you are so tough, it seems that this jade Pixiu is really effective!

Liu Chun stretched his face, "Old Duke, it's at most once every three days, and it can't be more than two taels each time... You are indeed too fat now. For the sake of your elderly health, I have to take responsibility. Who made me have a jade Pixiu!"

Tang He rolled his eyes in anger. If he had known that his grandson was so handsome, why would I have to do it? Why would he do on demand? A large pot of beef, which I have worked hard to make. I have used more than 60 kinds of spices in it! I invite you to eat, you bully me. Believe it or not, even if I feed the dog, I will still wag my tail at me!

You boy are not even as good as a dog!

Tang He cursed in his heart, and Liu Chun didn't care at all. He picked up the big basin and went outside, calling all the generals over.

"Everyone, you have been with Duke Xin for many years and are his old subordinates. I am ordered by Your Majesty to take care of the Duke. I will not talk about other principles. Look, the Duke is getting fatter and fatter and has a very bad health. We all hope that he will live a hundred years old and live longer than Nanshan Mountain. So, we cannot just indulge him. What does the people say? Old children, little children, are almost the same as children at this age!"

"Don't let your mother go!" Tang He screamed in anger, and he wanted to rush up to tear Liu Chun's mouth apart.

But the generals nodded frequently, their eyes shining. One of the oldest said, "Mr. Liu said so well, but the old Duke didn't listen to us at all. Who dared to persuade him to punch and kick him immediately, and we were afraid of being angry and would ruin his body, so we didn't dare to say it!"

Liu Chun said seriously: "This is wrong. You cannot conceal your illness and avoid medical treatment. We must be responsible for the health of the old Duke. From now on, you will take care of the old Duke in batches, and you will not allow him to eat extra food. Moreover, let him go to bed early and get up early. From tomorrow, you will take a walk five miles in the morning. I will come here in person. You all listen. If anyone dares to obey blindly, if the old Duke is in physical condition, I will settle the score with you! Not only you, but also your family, it is difficult to escape! Of course, you have taken good care of the old Duke. We should take the age of seventy as the standard, and live by seventy, each person will be rewarded with 200 stags, and each person will be added to 50 stags every year! Have you heard?"

"Heard, we all heard it!"

The family and the generals spoke in unison, for their bonuses... uh... it is because of the health of the Duke of Trustee, they must devote themselves to their efforts and never compromise.

Liu Chun happily distributed the beef to them and ate it!

The soup and heart were bleeding in the room. I promoted you to such unconsciences and how many good things did I give you?

As a result, the little bastard gave out some money and bought you all! If I had known you were like this, I would have caused you all to be able to survive until today.

Liu Chun made arrangements outside, turned around and walked to Tang He with a smile.

"Old Duke, now that things have come to this, just be obedient!"

Tang He glared at Liu Chun fiercely.

"Boy, you are cruel enough! But now you bully me and are sick and sick, so why don't you be afraid of me? Will you strangle you to death?"

Liu Chun held his chin and listened carefully, and said to the people outside: "Have you heard that the old Duke said he was suffering from old age and illness. You should hurry up and invite the best doctor in the capital to take the pulse of the old Duke. By the way, just call the imperial doctor over here, immediately, immediately!"

Tang He was completely desperate. He hated his teeth so much that he was itchy. Liu Chun was so good that he dared to bully him? If it weren't for the jade Pixiu, I would have chopped him up immediately!

Jade Pixiu, Jade Pixiu!

Your Majesty, how can you give this little bastard?

Tang He was so aggrieved, but no matter how he said it, it was useless.

In the afternoon, Liu Chun drafted a new schedule for him. By dinner, the beef was gone, only brown rice porridge was left. In order to ensure nutrition, two boiled eggs were added.

Tang He was so angry that he screamed, "What do you want to do? Do you want to starve me to death? If you have the ability, come over with a knife and kill me!"

Tang He shouted, and Liu Chun appeared in front of him.

"Old Duke, do you know how the imperial doctor treated you?" Liu Chun sneered: "They said that your liver yang is extremely hypertrophic, and your wind and fire are disturbed, and you often have symptoms such as dizziness, headache, red face, red eyes, bitter mouth and dry throat, irritability in the heart, red urine and dry stools."

Tang He was shocked and subconsciously said, "Yes, so what?"

"Not what? This is a sign of a stroke! If you don't want to slump in the bed and can't move, you should cooperate well, otherwise the Daluo Jinxian can't save you."

Liu Chun deliberately said the condition to be more serious. Tang He was really scared. It was not that he didn't know what was going on, but it was just a habit that was difficult to change after years of use.

"Boy, don't you scare me?"

Liu Chun chuckled and said, "I am considered half a doctor at least. If you don't believe the old Duke, you can ask Duke Song and Duke Liang if I have implemented a health manual in the army? By the way, I have cured the wound infection and suppuration!"

Tang He was not sure about the inside story and said in surprise: "Your medical skills are quite powerful?"

"That's natural, so, you must obey my arrangement!"

...

I was speechless all night. The next morning, Tang He changed into a short-dressing dress and accompanied by his servants, he arrived at the specially prepared event venue.

Here, Liu Chun led three little guys and was ready early.

Zhu Gaochi stood up first, "Duke Xinguo, from now on, I will teach you how to do exercises. You old man must learn hard!"

A quarter of an hour later, Tang He was going crazy. He was so bearded that he actually wanted to follow the child to raise his arms and legs, and twist his butt!

Just kill him!

"Liu Chun, you have a jade Pixiu, I don't care anymore. I will tell you that if you dare to force me, I will hit you to death!"

The old man's eyes were staring like bells, panting, and his expression was determined!

At this moment, someone suddenly coughed.

Tang He stood up subconsciously, and the speed was faster than Liu Chun, and he didn't stare or gasp.

"Old Tang, why are you like a child? They are also doing it for your own good!"

The person who came was Zhu Yuanzhang, the Hongwu Emperor, who was only three years younger than Tang He and was also in his early sixties, but his energy was still unabashed. He stood there, as tall as a pine tree. He pondered for a moment, and immediately stepped on his feet and punched him. The wind was booming!

After the fight, Zhu Yuanzhang looked at Tang He and said, "How is it, is it still true?"

Tang He smiled like a group flower, "Your Majesty's kung fu is amazing. The old minister was not as good as Your Majesty when he was young, and it is even worse now."

Zhu Yuanzhang shook his head, "You deliberately gave in to me when you were young. Now, can you still move?" Zhu Yuanzhang took a deep breath, "More than twenty days have passed in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the Birthday Ceremony is right in front of you. You have to cheer up. I still want those barbarians to see the style of the founding heroes of the Ming Dynasty!"

After Lao Zhu finished speaking, he turned around and left. He had too many things to do. Tang He was thrown in place. The old man stared at the front with a painful struggle on his face.

What else can I do?
Chapter completed!
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