I almost couldn't control my laughter in the early morning, and he was quite stingy. Is there a possibility that he is really poor?

Not likely either.

Guamei always talked about Wu Ye and got a lot of information from Wu Ye's friends. She also knew some.

Until it was time to eat, perhaps Wu Ye's silent prayers had an effect, and Mrs. Wang put the crab in the middle.

Wu Ye is very happy, his sister-in-law is virtuous.

After picking up a crab happily, Wu Ye began to peel the shell skillfully, using the small joints to push out the crab meat from the big joints.

Eat with dipping sauce.

My sister-in-law is also a handy person, so the taste is so good.

"Do you want it?" Ling Xue looked at him and Wu Ye noticed.

Ling Xue just shook her head and secretly suppressed a smile.

Wu Ye ate most of the crabs one by one. In the early hours of the morning, he couldn't help but whisper: "Don't eat it?"

Wu Ye:???

crooked?

Are you a crab? So bold!

"You just ate so many persimmons and crabs. Are you going to sleep in the bathroom tonight?" Ling Xue explained.

Wu Ye:???

No way? He touched his belly, but there seemed to be no reaction and it was still warm.

The two of them were talking quietly, which made me wonder why they had to say things in such a low voice.

"So you just..." You were taken away just now. She had already noticed it?

This girl has such good observation skills. Wu Ye was complaining about not getting any crabs just now, but he actually misunderstood her.

Ling Xue nodded: "You should eat it anyway. Seeing how happy you are eating, I think you should be able to accept the price."

Wu Ye: "..."

No, I don't accept it. Everyone knows how uncomfortable diarrhea is. Wu Ye is not a professional chef, how could he know that? And that persimmon is really delicious.

Wu Ye took out his mobile phone and prepared to place an order online.

In the early hours of the morning, I couldn’t help but ask: “Do I need first aid?”

Wu Ye: "..."

"Buy a bottle of Xie* and stop it immediately, and buy another bottle of Xie* and stop it, just in case." Wu Ye answered.

I laughed so hard in the early morning that my eyes were bent.

Seeing her bright smile, Wu Ye sighed. He really wanted to eat it. He couldn't blame her for not telling her earlier and taking it away.

Stop eating.

"Xiaoye, you like eating crabs, I'll leave the rest to you." Mrs. Wang said enthusiastically.

Wu Ye: "..."

After saying this in the early morning, Wu Ye didn't dare to eat anymore, fearing that the situation would be worse by then, so he had to deny that he was full.

Brother Wang thought he was being polite and kept urging him not to be polite and eat more.

too difficult.

After the meal, everyone sat together and chatted for almost half an hour when Wu Ye started to feel something was wrong and his stomach started to feel upset.

At first it was slowly tumbling, then it kept churning, and finally it turned over and over. And this kind of commotion had a tendency to become more and more intense.

Just like the roar of a river, it is out of control. If the city gates were not tightly closed, it felt like thousands of troops would rush out.

In this situation, Wu Ye always felt like something wanted to run away.

There is no other choice but to lift the tank.

In a short period of time, the number of sphincter activities in a month was not more than half an hour today.

It happened that at this time, everyone was chatting in full swing. Wu Ye looked at the bathroom several times and there were people there, and everyone was faster than him.

His performance all fell into Chen Chen's eyes, and Chen Chen's smile never stopped.

Wu Ye knew why she was laughing, so he glared at her and laughed even happier in the early morning.

Finally, when the queue was reached, Wu Ye hurried to the bathroom, walked quickly, and quickly closed the bathroom door.

Almost too late.

Puff puff puff puff... The stream flew down three thousand feet, and it was probably the Milky Way falling from the sky. The sound was very loud, sparse and sparse, like a high-pressure water cannon.

Next to the bathroom in Brother Wang's house was the kitchen. It was separated by a glass window and was not soundproof. Wu Ye listened to the whispers of Mrs. Wang and her friends.

While we were discussing whether there was something wrong with the food we cooked today, someone actually got diarrhea.

Wu Ye's face was as red as a monkey's butt!

If it weren't for the fact that the atmosphere was so hot and it wouldn't be good to leave suddenly, Wu Ye would have gone home to use the toilet.

Based on the idea of ​​​​breaking the pot and breaking the pot, Wu Ye thought of a quick victory.

But the more anxious we are, the less likely we are.

My legs are numb.

My stomach is still churning, and the next wave is brewing. A touch of sadness, a twinge of pain in my buttocks.

It’s not brewing enough, so I have to get up first.

Wu Ye looked at the tissue box and took out the two remaining tissues from it.

Wu Ye: "..."

The tissue box seemed to be mocking mercilessly. There were only so many, you could use them as you like. Looking at the bathroom, there were no other tissues. Wu Ye was about to cry without tears.

"The house leaks only when it rains all night, and the boat breaks down when the wind blows." Wu Ye sighed.

The hemp rope is specially selected to be cut at the thinnest point.

The only thing within reach at this time was the pure cotton band-aid belonging to Mrs. Wang on the small table.

Looking at the thin paper towel in my hand, I folded it once and again into small squares.

Wu Ye guessed that it was not enough, so he looked at the band-aid again.

Sister-in-law Wang, I really can’t stand it anymore.

When Ling Xue saw Wu Ye coming out of the bathroom, his feet numb and funny, she laughed out loud.

Even if Wu Ye concealed it well, she still knew the situation best.

Wu Ye left in advance. Brother Wang and his wife wanted to keep Wu Ye to play for a while. How could Wu Ye dare to play again?

Watching from the side in the early morning, Wu Ye was extremely embarrassed.

Moreover, her stomach felt like Nezha was making trouble, and she felt like she was pregnant with a real child. The situation became increasingly difficult to control. The key point was that they had not put paper in their house yet.

The place of right and wrong cannot stay for long.

"What's wrong with little Brother Wu?" Guamei watched Wu Ye leave and asked in the early hours of the morning.

Ling Chen smiled: "Nezha is making waves in the sea."
Chapter completed!