Chapter 3 What should I do if I wake up overnight and turn into a girl? 【Seeking
[Eternal Life Fang Chen]: "Then what, let's not talk about this for now. Let's talk about their respective situations!"
After despising the chat group severely, Fang Chen forced himself to calm down.
Whether it is a member of the sand sculpture group or a broken chat group.
Things are already like this, it's better than not having gold fingers.
Perhaps, the functions of chat groups have not been fully developed.
[The Deer and the Cauldron Fang Chen]: "The chat group that cannot send red envelopes is just shaven! Let me go first, I traveled through time and became Wei Xiaobao in the Stephen Chow movie version, and the plot has not yet started yet."
In Lichun courtyard, Wei Xiaobao, wearing a tiger-skin hat, should be called Fang Chen, with a pair of smart eyes aiming around.
His eyes flew past the ladies and lingered.
While chatting with myself in the chat group, I kept stuttering from time to time.
Tsk, Lichunyuan is such a great place!
[Swordsman Fang Chen]: "What, Wei Xiaobao? Damn it, I'm so envious that the chicken is purple, okay? Then what, have you taken care of the young lady's business?"
[State of the Nine Uncle World Fang Chen]: "What does it mean to say that it is better to have fun than to have fun alone! If you have good things, you can't hide them. Share them with good brothers!"
[The Legend of Condor Heroes Fang Chen]: "You two... are simply possessed by lsp! I am ashamed to be with you!"
Soon, as the lsp attribute exploded, the building became crooked.
【Eternal Life Fang Chen】: "Hey, hey, enough, you guys, what a serious matter!"
Seeing the performance of these guys, Fang Chen was speechless.
Why did they become like this?
Is there an lsp attribute hidden in my body?
Or is it that during the time travel, they were affected by the invisible sight, so they became like this now?
Yes, it must be so!
How could a person like Fang Chen be a stern person?
Fang Chen swears to Tian that he vows to be irreconcilable with gambling and drugs in this life!
[The Deer and the Cauldron Fang Chen]: "Cough cough, as pure as me, how could I do such dirty things? It should be to save the miserable young lady..."
Wei Xiaobao's version of Fang Chen seemed to have found a soulmate, and immediately began to talk about his "rich" experience.
[Fang Chen, the fellow Condor Heroes of the Condor Heroes]: "Oh, I envy you. You can see the young ladies, and even talk about life ideals with them at night! I am different. Even if I have this heart, I don't have that power!"
The World of Shencheng, Kunlun Mountain, is a small valley hidden among the rolling mountains.
Red flowers and green trees shine together, and soft grass covers the entire valley.
The quiet fragrance of flowers enters the nose, the songbirds intersect, and fresh fruits hang on the branches.
What a fairyland on earth.
A tall white ape lying on the grass, her ugly ape's face was filled with humanized melancholy.
【Eternal Life Fang Chen】: "What? What do you mean... have you traveled through time and became a eunuch?"
[Swordsman Fang Chen]: "Puchi, how much sorrow can you have? It's like an eunuch without eggs going to a brothel? Damn it, daddy is so laughing to death!"
[Uncle Jiu World Fang Chen]: "Ahem, be serious. We have received professional training and generally don't laugh, unless we can't help it... Hahahahaha..."
[The Deer and the Cauldron Fang Chen]: "What, Wei Xiaobao, who I traveled through time, was originally a fake eunuch! Oh, I didn't expect that brother, you went straight through time and became a real eunuch! I deeply sympathize with your experience! Hahahaha..."
Seeing Fang Chen in the world of the Divine Condor Heroes was so miserable that he traveled through time and became a eunuch who had long disappeared in modern society.
Now everyone is very interested.
Originally, this kind of experience is worthy of sympathy.
But somehow, everyone wanted to laugh!
[The Return of the Condor Heroes Fang Chen]: "Get out of here, who is so fucking traveling to become a eunuch?"
Seeing everyone's teasing, the white ape in the valley suddenly stood up, patted his chest with his arms and let out an angry roar.
Unfortunately, it couldn't speak and could only make a roar of "hohohoho..."
In an instant, the monkeys who were basking in the sun in the valley rushed towards their king.
"Get out!"
Looking at the group of monkeys, the white ape kicked out without thinking and kicked the closest monkey away.
This time, the other monkeys were shocked.
【Eternal Life Fang Chen】: "Oh, it's better if you're not a eunuch, it's better if you're not a eunuch!"
[Ball Chen, the world of Jiu Shu]: "Since you are not traveling through time to become a eunuch, what did you mean before? Could it be... you traveling through time to become a woman?"
[Swordsman Fang Chen]: "What, I have traveled through time and became a female version of Fang Chen? Good sister, but do you still remember the transformation text we read back then? What should I do when I wake up overnight and find myself becoming a girl?"
[Fang Chen, the Deer and the Cauldron]: "Of course, let's make good brothers have fun first, right? Come and tell me, what does it feel like to be an aunt who comes every month after becoming a girl? Isn't it really painful? Also, how old are you after you travel through time? Don't be sleepy by any stinky man?"
Pervert X4!
After seeing Fang Chen's words in the world of Deer and Cauldron, the other four people cursed in their hearts.
[The Legend of Condor Heroes Fang Chen]: "Get out, labor and capital are not traveling through time to become eunuchs, nor are they transforming into girls! You are so weak that you can't expect me to be better?"
Seeing this, the white ape became even more angry and instantly punched and beat up all the monkeys around him.
The monkeys were squeaking and they just thought their king was crazy and ran away.
[The Deer and the Cauldron Fang Chen]: "Tsk tsk, look at this tone, I'm so sissy. If you say you haven't transformed, I won't believe me if you beat me to death."
[Uncle Jiu World Fang Chen]: "Puchi! Haha, are you going to laugh to death, can you inherit my Huabei?"
[Swordsman Fang Chen]: "@The Condor Heroes Fang Chen, brother, I feel sorry for you! Don't worry, we will have a few more girls for you in the future."
[The Deer and the Cauldron Fang Chen]: "Not bad, after I overthrow the Qing Dynasty and restore the Han Dynasty, I will marry a few more girls for Fang Chen!"
[Uncle Jiu World Fang Chen]: "Uh, why is this strange thing about ancient times?"
[Eternal Life Fang Chen]: "Okay, okay, and you're going to be a crooked building again! @吴吴吴吴, Fang Chen, what did you travel through time?"
Seeing these guys playing tricks, Fang Chen didn't know what to say.
After thinking about it, he had to speak out and forcefully interrupt them.
[The Legend of Condor Heroes Fang Chen]: "Hehe, this... I said you are not allowed to laugh at me! Do you still remember the white ape that gave Zhang Wuji the Nine Yang Divine Art in the Heavenly World? It's me!"
After driving away the monkey group, Fang Chen lay back and stared at the sky outside the valley entrance.
His eyes were no longer as melancholy as before.
After all, things aren't so bad that they are unacceptable, isn't it?
After having a chat group, are you still afraid of not being able to become a human being?
Chapter completed!