Chapter 342 [342] Why is the gap so big?
When Zhen Lang proposed a trip that he could go on without hesitation, it aroused strong reactions from his friends and sisters.
You should know that the barbarians in the five days all have guild benefits. When they have a cold, Xunmei saved benefits because of her long-term land reclamation. Su Jie even commanded that she saved three travel benefits. So this trip turned into a team trip.
Everyone has different concepts of travel in their hearts. Young people have different definitions of poetry and the distance. Some want to go to the mountains and mountains, while others want to go to all over the world. There were serious differences between people about where to go to this trip, so serious that they could no longer be friends happily.
In the end, everyone decided to follow their inner wishes and travel separately.
Da Cannon, Erpang, dynamic, and cousin Zhen Shuai who got a benefit from Zhen Lang, four of them teamed up to Sanya. These four animals all had a travel complex to the distance, that is, "face the sea, the sun is in spring and the flowers are blooming"... Of course, another purpose of their trip to Sanya was to experience the legendary sea-sky feast...
This time, I took a rare action alone. After this summer vacation, the boy who was a senior also had a complex in his heart, that is, before graduating from college, he went to see where his dream lover had been. Since he completed his first life masturbation with the heroine in "The Legend of the White Snake" at the age of fourteen, he has planted the seeds of love in his heart. So, he went to Hangzhou alone to see the West Lake, Leifeng Pagoda, and the broken bridge where Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen met, and then stood in the hunting wind and sang a song "The Water of West Lake, My Tears"...
Xunmei was going to act alone, but she wanted to go to Xi'an to see the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shihuang whom she had long loved. She didn't know what Tian Ji was thinking, so she strongly asked to form a team with Xunmei, because he wanted to see the Big Wild Goose Pagoda and had to go to Zhongnan Mountain to see if he could find the tomb of the Living Dead, and get a martial arts secret book left by Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu...
The person who was most enjoyable this trip should be the webmaster. Because this guy is so silly and stubborn, and Zhen Lang and Shumier plead with him, he finally told Yu Shasha to travel with him... So, these two literary young men and women who have a special liking for famous mountains began a one-week two-person tour of Mount Emei + Qingcheng + Jiuzhaigou.
The most unique person is Su Jie. She went to the closest place to heaven, Tibet alone. Strictly speaking, the eldest sister was the only one who left at will. She didn't discuss it with others, and didn't care whether everyone could bear it or not. After she decided to get the benefits collectively, she rushed to the airport alone.
The most regrettable thing is Mango Tianer. Originally, Xiao Tiantian also had a travel benefit, but everyone insisted that she was unwilling to go far. There was no way, and everyone could not force a girl with autism to take a trip that could just go on. She could only regretfully respect Xiao Tiantian's personal wishes.
As for Zhen Lang, the five benefits he accumulated were given to his cousin, one for Mo Xiang, one for Ye Yingying, one for Yu Shasha, and the last for himself.
The place he and Shumier went to was different from the comrades in the organization.
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"If the sea can take my gay friends away, let them be washed away by the sea..."
A beach in Sanya is dynamically facing the sea, with a look of sorrow.
I have been out for a few days. I didn’t even have an appointment with a girl I like, so I feel very worried.
And the legendary sea-sky feast was not yet open, and it made the movement and sorrowful.
In the game, Dynamic is one of the five savages of the sky, and is the legendary first fire method of Nirvana rebirth. It has never lacked green tea. Once you return to real life, some things will change. At the Normal University, Dynamic is at best a little famous animal in Building 9. In places like Sanya, he is more like a passerby, and no one knows him.
The gap between illusion and reality has had a great impact on dynamics.
On the other hand, the cannon has the confidence of "I can do it" wherever it goes.
After Da Cannon arrived at the hotel, he only did one thing: Turn on the WeChat search function...
As we all know, Brother Dapao has a domineering and exposed personality signature. In just one night, more than a dozen girls took the initiative to add cannons. For this reason, Dapao also picked and filtered them, leaving behind a few girls with decent appearance and figure.
One of the girls was very unrestrained, and the opening remark was a red-eyed expression: "18cm, is it true?"
Da Cannon's reply was very confident: "If you don't believe it, you can come and try it."
So, the girl who lives in the hotel next door really asked Da Cannon to try it...
From then on, Dapao classmate lived a life of singing and singing every night without any shame or impatience.
This incident caused 10,000 points of damage to dynamics. It was also from the Normal University and the barbarians who are also ranked among the five Ritians. Why is the gap between being human beings so big?
What makes the dynamic even more unbearable is that Zhen Lang’s cousin actually has a story...
My cousin is a little handsome, which is not the point. The main reason is that this blue beast from No. 1 Middle School in 2030 has a very domineering figure. As the champion of No. 1 Middle School, my cousin has the same athletic ability as a beast. Not only has he developed six-pack abs, he also has some mermaid line.
Usually at school, my cousin doesn’t have the chance to “show off her true self”. When I get to the beach, it’s different. My cousin is a typical naughty child born in the 10s. He learns the style of a surfing male protagonist in the movie, with his upper body naked and only a pair of beach pants underneath, and then shows off his muscles in the sea breeze...
Although this behavior is superficial, it is quite simple, crude and effective.
For three days, every time I walked with my cousin on the beach, I could find at least dozens of women sneaking at my cousin. Some bikini girls who didn’t have male companions were just blatantly looking at my cousin and were all glaring at me.
As an old driver, you can certainly see that my cousin is very popular with her sisters. In the eyes of young women and even mature women, my cousin is a mouth-watering young man, which can arouse the interests and even sexual interests of these women.
Yesterday afternoon, the story happened.
At that time, my cousin was standing in the sea, her upper body was exposed, and the mermaid line was very obvious. At that time, a girl about twenty-five or twenty-six years old, wearing a sexy bikini walked over and claimed that she could not swim and asked her to teach her step by step...
Dao is not unfamiliar with this bikini girl. She lives in the same hotel with them, and on the same floor, Dao has met her twice in the elevator. To be honest, this hot, sexy, passionate and unrestrained girl is the type of romantic encounter that the third master dreams of. When he saw the girl taking the initiative to chat with his cousin, Dao hated that he had not been in the elevator before and had a thick face to communicate with the girl.
That night, my cousin and the bikini girl had dinner together.
Then, he went to her room.
Dao was worried that his cousin would be in danger, and it would be a bad thing if he encountered a fairy dancing or something. But when he saw that the place he went to was a guest room on the same floor, Dao couldn't say anything. That night, he and Erpang had a dozen beers and got drunk in the toilet.
At noon today, after my cousin came back, he was different.
Faced with the torture of dynamic and Erpang, my cousin just kept smirking, and his expression was extremely introverted.
Erpang only asked the girl's nickname, yes, it was just a nickname.
Her name is Xiaomo, and her real name is unknown, and her identity and origin are even more mysterious.
What dynamic cares more about other details. From my cousin's sexual blessings to his slutty smirk, he considered whether his cousin said goodbye to his eighteen years of virginity last night, whether he enjoyed the huge benefits brought by the experienced Xiaomo, and whether he experienced several new postures that Xiaomo unlocked...
These thoughts have caused a greater blow to the dynamic, so he can only sing in the sea breeze: "If the sea can take away my gay friends, let them be washed away by the sea..."
If possible, he really hopes to have a huge wave to sweep away the cannon and his cousin!
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"The bitter sand blows the face, like the father scolding his mother's cry, will never be forgotten..."
When the dynamic sings towards the sea, Erpang is also singing sadly.
Compared with the dynamic, Erpang was in a heavier mood.
At most, the dynamic is a frustrated encounter. In addition to being frustrated, Erpang also has economic losses.
The second in commander's stinginess is known to everyone on earth. Economic losses are a fatal blow to him.
Since having made an appointment with a young woman in the same city, Erpang has developed a confusing self-confidence.
This kind of confidence is strange. He always feels that he can rely on tough online chat methods to conquer girls.
In the past few days, Erpang has demonstrated his indomitable Olympic spirit, searched nearby, added more than a hundred girls, and communicated with multiple-pronged approaches. Most girls immediately retreated when they saw Erpang’s selfies in his circle of friends. But Erpang did not give up. He believed that he had the strength of a handsome guy, and tirelessly hooked up with those girls who had not retreated.
It was also yesterday that when my cousin gained something, Erpang also gained something.
A girl with the WeChat nickname [Lulu] chatted with Erpang very well. She impressed Erpang with this sentence: "I like those fat boys, and their belly is so chubby and it feels so comfortable to pinch..."
At that moment, Erpang almost thought that he had found true love and met Lulu decisively.
When the two met, Lulu was similar to the one in the photo. Her opening remark was very touching: "Wow, you are much more handsome than in the photo..."
Whether others believe this or not, Erpang believes it anyway.
In those second, Erpang felt a sense of confidence in his heart that "I am a handsome guy and fat" arises naturally.
He was so happy that he couldn't find Bei, so he let Lulu take him to a meal of more than 1,000 yuan. To be honest, Erpang grew up so big that he never had two people, and a meal cost more than 1,000 yuan. However, in order to show off in front of the girl, this stingy guy bit the bullet and held it back and paid the order very casually.
Lulu claims to be a local and is familiar with the neighborhood. She takes Erpang to show off after meals and takes Erpang Fei. On that night when hormones are flying, Erpang still keeps his mind and doesn't dare to go too far. She is always ready to call Dapao and others to ask for help when encountering an emergency.
So Lulu took him to a nightclub near the hotel.
After entering, the girl entered a state of self-satisfaction and ordered a lot of wine.
As time went by, Erpang felt something was wrong. He found that Lulu's original intention seemed not to play with him, but to order those wines. To put it more bluntly, he felt that he was a sucker. The meaning of his existence on this date was to be responsible for paying for the bill...
This reminds the second fat man of a trip guide I read before going out. One of the guides in "Written for Novice" is: Many tourist attractions have young and beautiful girls and single tourists who take the initiative to chat with each other and make an appointment to spend in nightclubs. Most of these girls are wine tutors, specializing in expensive and difficult drinking and drinks, playing with tourists, and getting business commissions from them...
Erpang originally thought that his budget-conscious man would never encounter such a tragedy.
And the facts told him time and time again that he really met a more budget-oriented wine shop tonight.
Erpang also noticed that there were a few tattooed young men in the nightclub who were very familiar with Lulu. If he had finished drinking tonight, he suggested taking Lulu out to make some stories, I'm afraid that those tattooed young men would pull Erpang into the dark alley to make some stories...
Erpang was embarrassed to go back to complain to his brothers for such a shameful thing.
He could only eat coptis chinensis in a mute manner, and he abolished his teeth and swallowed it into his stomach.
It took me more than a thousand to have a date with Lulu, and about three thousand to go to a nightclub.
The total cost was more than 4,000, and I only held my hand...
And that time when he held hands, Erpang was standing at the door of the nightclub hesitating, and Lulu pulled him in impatiently.
This is because Erpang is born with a wealth-guarding attribute, loves money like life, and is restrained at critical moments. If he changes to the dynamic animal that is swollen and fat in front of a woman, it would probably be less than 10,000 yuan.
Lulu ate his, drank his, played with his, and finally got a commission from his business.
In front of such a woman, Erpang found that she was still too young...
He was deeply worried and could not find anyone to talk to.
Erpang felt that if this matter was told, his brothers would laugh at him for the rest of his life.
In the past, Erpang often saw this saying: Campus life is the simplest.
At that time, Erpang was very dissatisfied. He felt that the men and women on campus were no longer simple, so he still went to check-in rooms, one-night stands, and a wild battle. It was not until this day that Erpang realized that campus life was indeed very simple. On campus, he would not encounter these things he encountered in Sanya.
For example, Lulu looks only two or three years older than Erpang, but there is a very obvious difference between social people and a young man on campus. She easily played Erpang in applause, and finally forced Erpang not to ask to open a room with her. She paid the bill and escaped from the nightclub.
Chapter completed!