Chapter 303 [303] June rain: a man of quality
While watching the movie, Zhen Lang flipped through the WeChat message and saw the message from the elder sister, he couldn't ask for it. To be honest, he was really tired today. Anyway, he has watched the American Journey for less than twenty times, and he doesn't lack this one today, so he just took the opportunity to take a break.
So, after watching for half an hour, my idol brother hugged Shuimi'er and fell asleep.
Shumier seemed to have received Su Jie's instructions. Not long after, she squinted her eyes and fell on Zhen Lang's shoulder. The two of them snuggled up in the darkness, slept back and forth.
This is what Su Jie wants, and she feels that her chance has come again.
However, this is of no use.
When the movie was played for about 55 minutes, the eldest lady fell asleep.
There is no way. Although this old movie is a classic, most movie fans have watched it more than ten or eight times. This old movie that has been watched too many times, every plot and every detail is remembered by movie fans. It lacks freshness and excitement, which makes people dozing off during the viewing process.
It would be fine if the big lady fell asleep, but the key was that her jade hand actually crossed the armrest of the chair and landed on Zhen Lang's chair, and it could even be said to land on Zhen Lang's thighs. This was not the end. The big lady's sleeping shoulders naturally fell, and it seemed that she was leaning on Zhen Lang's shoulders with confidence.
So, the idol brother enjoyed a beautiful life that seemed to be hugging left and right, and he was leaning on each side of the left and right.
Seeing this scene, let alone Su Jie, the nearby animals could not bear it anymore.
When we entered the venue, the lights were on in the playroom. With the appearance of the Big Lady and Shumier, it was too difficult not to attract the attention of men. Even though the environment was dark after the movie was played, many animals were still paying attention to the movements in the fifth row, especially the animals sitting in the seats 7, 8 and 9 of the sixth row, just behind Zhen Lang and Shumier, and their hearts were already very messy.
The three animals with a full scent of silk were unintentional to watch the movies throughout the whole process, and kept looking at the beauties sitting in front of them, and imagined many eighteen x scenes that happened in the cinema. When they saw the big lady and Shumier leaning on Zhen Lang's shoulders at the same time, the three animals were as hard as iron at the same time...
Speaking of which, these three animals are well-known in Emperor Bar, and people in the martial arts world are called Emperor Bar Three Ducks.
The IDs of these three people are: Ren Qiuyue, Xie Niumi, and Li Laosan.
Ren Qiyue is famous because he pretended to be an idol-level player in the game world. The player's ID is called "Shooting the Moon" and "Shooting Chang'e". Ren Qiyue copied other people's online names and pretended to be in the post bar. There was even someone who didn't know the truth, among which there was a girl. That girl admired [Shooting the Moon] so much that she regarded the copycat as the genuine one and opened a room with Ren Qiyue... Later, the story was revealed, Ren Qiyue was notorious in the post bar, and the girl also sued Ren Qiyue for fraud, which led to the guy being imprisoned for one year.
After being released from prison, this guy dared not use the id of landing on the moon to shoot Chang'e, and his pseudonym was Ren July. It is said that the homonym of this name is "Human Wife" Moon. Ren July boasted with awesomeness that he seduced countless wives with his mature charm of being in prison. Little did he know that Emperor Bar has been an expert since ancient times, and someone soon dug out Ren July's dark history. It turned out that he had only visited one wife, and the so-called human wife was an aunt who was in her forties like a wolf or a tiger...
Ren Qiuyue failed to show off again and never dared to love again.
Every time he pretends to behave, he is slapped in the face and is called "the most failed pretentious person in history" by netizens of Diba.
Let’s talk about Xie Niu Mian. This naughty child’s character is much better than Ren Qiuyue. Unfortunately, he is Ren Qiuyue’s cousin. He was influenced by his cousin since childhood and was also infected with the bad habit of pretending. Xie Niu Mian is addicted to another classic game of Tencent, Lol, and is a typical "primary school student". He has been cheating people since elementary school, and he has been playing until he graduated from college, and the ranking competition is still in the silver group.
This child is very good at abuse, often feels good about himself, often in the human-machine competition, and he angrily takes 50 heads to refresh his presence. Later, something happened, which changed Xie Niu Mian's fate. In his junior year, a girl in the class said: "Who helps me with gold, I will make an appointment with him tonight."
When you meet a girl who is like a bitch, how can Xie Niumi miss it?
He resolutely took over the girl's entrustment and put down his bold words to the girl: "Look at me, I beat the other side in 10 minutes."
The girl was very confident in him at that time and encouraged her voice: "Brother Milk, come on."
Maybe this encouragement is too fierce, Xie Niu Milk is completely messy.
After 10 minutes, his record was 0 kills and 8 deaths...
That's right, he was killed by the opponent's mid laner player eight times and was completely beaten by the opponent.
What is even more unbearable is that at that time, the four teammates thought Xie Niumi had deliberately given out the heads, so everyone was angry and began to give out the heads to sell out the teammates, which triggered a big defeat, which directly led to the girl's failure to advance...
That night, snow fell from the sky and the whole world was filled with sorrow.
Three years later, Xie Niumi will still remember that night, and what the girl said to him that night: "At the level of a primary school student, are you still so embarrassed to help others get points?"
That was the most miserable failure in Xie Niumi's life to show off, and he has not yet been able to get out of the shadow.
Finally, let’s talk about Li Laosan.
This person is actually not unfamiliar with Zhen Lang. He comes from the dormitory of Boys Building 9, right next door to dormitory 302.
That's right, Li Laosan was once a roommate of Cannon and Frog.
Why do you say "Once Upon a Time"? Because when you were just in your freshman year, Li Laosan and Da Cannon went to the bathroom together. Da Cannon habitually lowered his head to observe Li Laosan's size, and then said habitually: "Hehe, it's smaller than mine."
The boat of friendship is overturned as soon as you say it.
Since then, Li Laosan has never been able to make friends happily with Dapao.
The shadow left by the cannon on him is hard to describe in words.
He moved out of the dormitory, rented a house outside the school, and bizarrely followed Ren Qiuyue, and Xie Niumi became a roommate in the rental.
The three of them had a similar scent and tried every means to figure out how to hook up with many beauties, but they ended in failure every time. Later, Li Laosan remembered Da Cannon's glorious experience, so he changed his WeChat and QQ nicknames to [Li Da Cannon], and copied Da Cannon's signature: I am 18cm tall, you can do it yourself...
It’s true that the signature of [Li Dapao] of classmate’s personality has indeed had a certain effect.
Not long ago, a lonely senior sister took the initiative to make an appointment with Li Laosan.
At that time, Li Laosan felt that life was like a dream and that his spring was coming.
On that spring night, he and his senior sister went to the famous ghost building of Normal University. At that time, the senior sister was very proactive and rushed over to hug Li Laosan and kissed and touched him. At that moment, Li Laosan felt that he loved him, and his life was as beautiful as fog, rain and wind.
A few minutes later, the senior sister suddenly reached into Li Laosan's crotch with great skill and touched the thing...
Then, there is nothing.
That night, a loud slap spread throughout the ghost building.
After the senior sister slapped Li Laosan in the face, she only said two words: "Liar!"
Looking at the senior sister leaving in anger, Li Laosan could only cry silently at night.
In his life, this is a memory that he doesn't want to remember but cannot forget.
Sometimes, it doesn’t take a reason to hate someone. For example, Li Laosan has started to hate Da Cannon since he went to the bathroom in his freshman year. After being slapped by his senior sister in the ghost building, Li Laosan hated Da Cannon even more, although Da Cannon himself was unaware of these things from beginning to end.
He not only hated the cannon, but also the house and the slaughtered, hated all those who had something to do with the cannon.
For example, Tian Ji, when she was a freshman, she had a roommate relationship with Li Laosan, and the two of them never talked again after their sophomore year.
In addition to frogs, Li Laosan also hates all the animals in the 301 dormitory because 301f4 has a good relationship with cannons.
If you want to talk about the person who is most hated by Li Laosan in 301, there is no doubt that it is Zhen Lang.
The reason is very simple. He once heard Tian Ji say inadvertently that since Dapao and Zhen Lang were swearing together, he "admired" Zhen Lang very much.
Li Laosan and Zhen Lang are in the same department and often teach in the same classroom. Of course, they are not unfamiliar with this inspirational brother. Today, they met unexpectedly in the cinema, but Li Laosan felt particularly unfamiliar. Now Zhen Lang looks like a cool and trendy man, and the difference between him and the 301 otaku in his memory is too big.
Especially when the famous True Academy of Media? The Academy Flower snuggled on Zhen Lang's shoulder, Li Laosan felt that his views were subverted. The only thing he could do was take out his mobile phone, not only secretly taking photos, but also secretly recording videos...
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By the way, Su Jie saw the big lady leaning against Zhen Lang's shoulder and sleeping, and she could no longer maintain her literary style.
As Shui Mier said: What my elder sister likes to do the most is to make things difficult for others.
Su Jie did not wake up the three people who were asleep, but instead saved the country in a straight line and picked up her mobile phone and dialed Zhen Lang's number.
At that moment, the female hooligan thought with a very bad taste. When Zhen Lang's phone rang wildly, the awkward scene was revealed. Shumi'er who woke up would definitely be jealous, and Zhen Lang would also be angry because his phone was too loud in the cinema...
The eldest sister made a lot of calculations, but she didn't. Zhen Lang was a quality man.
A quality man mutes his phone when watching movies...
My elder sister called for a long time, but Zhen Lang had no reaction at all and his cell phone had not ringed.
In desperation, the girl in the white dress had to call Shuimi'er and wait for Shuimi'er to wake up and teach Zhen Lang a lesson.
Unfortunately, Shumier is more qualified than Zhen Lang, so she turned off the phone directly...
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Su Jie cursed secretly, her mood at this moment was almost the same as the three hanging silks behind her.
She did not call the eldest lady's cell phone in the end. If she called, the ending would be even more embarrassing.
The girl in the white dress was a little lost. If her previous temperament was literary and graceful, she would now become melancholy and sad. Fortunately, the light in the cinema was too dark, otherwise a man with normal sexual orientation would feel sad from the heart when he saw her lovely little face.
After finally ending the movie, Su Jie was finally relieved.
Under her hint, Zhen Lang and Shuimi'er took the lead.
"Sister Qingwu, I'll take you back." The girl in white dress walked out of the theater with her big lady in her arms and made new requests.
"No need, you go back to school early, I'll leave first."
The big lady was very clean and neat. After saying that, she disappeared into the night alone.
A little rain floated again in the sky. Looking at the back of the perfect mature woman in my heart, Su Jie instantly felt abandoned by the whole world. She remembered the TV series "Legend of Sword and Fairy" that she liked very much when she was a child, and the song "Rain in June" in the film:
A rain trapped me here
Your cold expression will make me sad
The rain in June is the ruthless you
With every bit of it, it hurts my heart
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Chapter completed!