“Wow hahahaha!”

On Sunday morning, Zhen Lang laughed incredibly sexy.

Shuimi'er was woken up by him, and she couldn't even open her eyes. She hugged in the quilt and murmured: "It's true, I've been tormenting people for so long last night and woke them up early in the morning. Do you have a public morality?"

Zhen Lang looked at the sleepy fairy with deep affection in his eyes.

The girl obviously didn't wake up. She seemed to want to crouch into her neck, but in fact she only grabbed half of the quilt, and couldn't cover her body. Zhen Lang led the quilt to cover her, put it in her ear and said, "You go to sleep, I'll go out for a few laps."

Shumier said in a daze: "Can't you sleep in?"

"When I got up and swearing, I couldn't open my eyes and wanted to continue to sleep for a while. As soon as I lay down, my master's words flashed through my mind, life is short, and the key is persistence." Zhen Lang said in a very introverted manner.

Shuimi'er suddenly sat up, rubbed her sleepy eyes cutely, and said with a pout, "Okay, my cousin is more sensible than us. Youth cannot withstand waste. I'd better not sleep in, so I won't become a fat woman you dislike."

As she said that, she opened her arms, but still couldn't open her eyes, and muttered, "Dear, take me to the bathroom."

Zhen Lang's sharp princess hug was washed directly into the restroom.

After entering, Shuimi'er's eyes opened and she said in panic: "What are you doing?"

Zhen Lang said weakly: "I thought you wanted me to help you go to the toilet..."

"Go to you, I don't have that heavy taste!" Shuimi'er woke up completely, gave him a ruthless look, pushed him hard, and urged: "Go out, get out quickly!"

With a slam, the toilet door closed.

Zhen Lang walked to the balcony with heavy steps and sighed at Chaoyang: "Push, oh Nat's push!"

Obviously, he made a foreign text, the original text was: to`be, or`not`to`be...

This is the most famous line of Hamlet in Shakespeare's writing, which is translated as survival or death.

Zhen Lang made such a sigh because he was as confused as Hamlet at this moment.

He was so confused that he couldn't understand what Shumier wanted to make a fuss.

Then I thought, if I was holding an adult senior girl to the bathroom like a two-year-old baby girl, the setting would be a bit rough and the taste would be too heavy...

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At 8:30 in the morning, the two of them finished their morning jogs and had breakfast before returning to the warm nest.

As soon as he entered the house, Shumier began to interrogate: "You are laughing so exaggeratedly when you wake up, what are you laughing at?"

Zhen Lang: "Today is a very special day. Have you forgotten?"

Shuimi'er tilted her head and thought: "Today's 7th, my cousin's college entrance examination?"

Zhen Lang: "This is one aspect, and there is another special thing, think about it carefully."

Shumier was inspired: "Oh, today is the anniversary of our weekly move to the Warm Lodge."

Zhen Lang: "Also, think about it again."

Shuimi'er thought for a while and said weakly: "I can't remember it, can you give me some tips?"

Zhen Lang learned Shuimi'er's catchphrase: "You have no conscience, it turns out that you only care about yourself!"

Shuimi'er was amused by him and pestered him to act cute and cute: "Husband, don't be angry, tell me the answer quickly."

Zhen Lang took a deep breath and announced the truth: "Today is a historic day, and it's finally my turn to be the master!"

Shuimi'er was confused: "Why is it your turn to be the master?"

Zhen Lang's expression was completely like a heifer after thirty years of ups and downs, and he looked awesome: "We agreed to play roles, each person for one week. From last Sunday, you have the final say. Today is Sunday, it's the old man's turn to have the final say. I will choose the theme of playing this week, hahahahaha!"

Shuimi'er suddenly realized and finally understood why this guy was so slutty.

I was lying on the bed early in the morning and laughing. You can imagine how long Zhen Lang had been waiting for this day.

Shuimi'er asked, "Did you wait for today and the flowers have all faded?"

Zhen Lang said awesomely: "That's right, I finally waited for today, and finally realized my dream after waiting for a long time."

Shumier: "Look at you like a serf who turns over and sings, as if I abused you every day this week."

Seeing that the fairy at home had an angry rhythm, as a 14-level and 20% experience value, Zhen Lang decisively launched a remediation plan: "You can't say that, I'm still very happy when I played you for a week and I guarantee that I have no regrets. However, as an independent and free individual, I still have pursuits and desires in my heart..."

Seeing that Shumier's face calmed down, he continued to express his remarks: "I have just come into contact with certain comics when I was in junior high school and have dreams of role-playing. Ten years of storms, and over the years, alone, the wind passes and the rain leaves... Today is the day for me to realize my dream. Can you not be excited? oh, i`have`a`dream~!"

When he heard this, he dared to utter foreign words in the end, and Shuimi'er was stunned.

"Look at your show, do you think you are Dr. King?" After coming to his senses, Shumier hugged her belly and cursed. She really didn't expect that this guy could even make up the inspiring "i`have`a`dream" in Martin Luther King's speech.

Zhen Lang was confident: "No, I am also a dream chaser, and I am also the captain of the Dream Chaser Team."

Shumier was completely defeated: "Okay, Captain Zhuang Meng, you won."

Zhen Lang tucked his hair on his forehead and said extremely sexy: "Get up, prepare to start our role-playing today. What is your attitude? Be more serious and listen carefully to the uncle telling you the show."

Shuimi'er pestered him and started acting cute again: "Uncle, I'm not mentally prepared yet. Time flies too fast, and I haven't had time to use many of my acting shows. Today I will continue to let me make the decision. Will you start again tomorrow?"

Zhen Lang: "No, you can keep your show for next Sunday."

Shumier was almost crying: "Can't you just be able to get along?"

Zhen Lang: "Agreement is an agreement. We have been hooked and will not change for a hundred years."

Shui Mier: "One day, just one day, uncle, give me a chance. You have been an uncle since Monday, and I promise that I will never cheat again in the future. Is it my turn next Monday, okay?"

Zhen Lang couldn't bear to refuse the goblin, but he was still a little arrogant: "You have to find a reason to convince me."

Shuimi'er: "I thought of a very happy plot. I will tell you the drama tonight so that it can be effective."

Zhen Lang didn’t see the rabbit and didn’t show off his eagle: “Is there any benefit?”

Shuimi'er said angrily: "Did you receive great benefits last night and the night before?"

Zhen Lang's eyes lit up and he asked, "I was embarrassed to ask when I saw you so nervous last night, did you feel good at that time?"

Shuimi'er blushed and her voice was very low: "A little..."

Zhen Lang was deeply hit: "Only a little bit? I think it took only ten minutes to explode."

Shuimi'er blushed even more, but her tone became fierce: "That's because she's too nervous. Even if you don't have to do anything, I'm almost in the state. It's like I'm a wild ss with a low health. You just lost a few skills by passing by, but didn't even play high-end dps, and I got it done..."

Zhen Lang was even more hit: "Do I have that kind of food?"

Shuimi'er was confident: "What a big deal? I know I'm a bad guy, but I'll be brave after being ashamed... We haven't practiced the skills well yet. If we practice a few more times, we will definitely get better."

After hearing what she said, Zhen Lang calmed down: "That's right, we both need to be tempered."

Shumier was unhappy again: "Look at your virtue, do you really dislike my poor skills?"

Zhen Lang: "Not it, it was very good last night and the night before."

Shui Mier: "Really?"

Zhen Lang: "It must be as pleasant as dreaming, no, it's not as pleasant as dreaming."

Shuimi'er: "Then you said I need to practice?"

Zhen Lang: "Most of the time it's very good. Sometimes, my teeth are scratched and the pain makes me wake up from my beautiful dream."

Seeing this guy's sad look on his face, Shumier smiled gloatingly.

Last night, Zhen Lang's verbal skills made Shuimi'er feel good.

Later, Shumier reciprocates and makes him feel happy.

The fairy who practiced the "bite" routine for the second time was a bit mature. She tried to practice some new output loops and tried to produce high explosions. However, her error rate was relatively high. She bit her teeth several times and she had to bite her place she shouldn't have touched, which made her tears flow out of her idol brother's eyes...

Seeing Shumier so gloating, Zhen Lang remembered the pain last night, and his expression became heavier.

Shuimi'er took the initiative to hold him and brought warmth: "Honey, don't do this. I will pay attention in the future and try not to make you uncomfortable. Today I will go back to the dormitory to copy the evil anime with teaching content in Su Jie's hard drive. If you study it carefully, I will become high-end in the future."

Zhen Lang confessed: "Actually, there is a 500g thing in the drawer of my computer desk, all of which are real people, and it is more exciting than animation."

"Who said that real people are very exciting?" Shumier explained her view with the opposite view: "Some content in the comics are very professional, and I can still accept the picture. I can't accept the real people films in the island country, especially the biting plot... I used to be fooled by Su Jie for a few minutes, and I felt nauseous and wanted to vomit."

Zhen Lang didn't force himself: "Then you just study animation, and I'll study it with you."

Shumier blushed: "Is this really good for two people to read evil comics together?"

Zhen Lang was intrigued: "Don't you think this is also a very alternative romantic?"

Shuimi'er: "I hope you go to study in Black and White Angels. In the output cycle that stimulates girls, Yingying and Xiangxiang are both masters, so high-end you can't imagine. Unfortunately, they only know how to make women happy, but not how to make men happy, otherwise I will go to them to learn from their masters."

Zhen Lang: "Are they that awesome?"

Shuimi'er: "I can tell you responsibly that it is better to study with them for half an hour than you can learn from them for half an hour. Your efficiency is more than ten times that of your self-study. You are not learning from your cousin every day, saying that youth cannot withstand delays? I don't want you to spend so much time watching small movies every day to learn by yourself. Go and find them to steal the teacher."

Zhen Lang expressed deep doubts: "Just listen to them to explain, is there such a magical effect?"

Shuimi'er: "It's not just an explanation, I said, can you watch it on the spot?"

Zhen Lang was startled: "Why don't they even wear clothes when observing that process?"

Shuimi'er: "What's the big deal? They are not afraid of it. What are you afraid of?"

Zhen Lang was about to cry: "Of course I'm afraid, what if I can't control myself?"

Shuimi'er: "What else can I do? Anyway, one of them is your third concubine and the other is your seventh concubine."
To be continued...