Chapter 213 It is easy to learn badly
After the meal, Jian Heng felt a little itchy and wanted to go over and see how the old scammers made this medicine. Of course, the more Jian Heng thought that the old man was an old scammer, but the more he did this, the more he wanted to see how the old man lied and how he realized what the old man said to help him make money spiritually.
Sometimes people's hearts are like this, curiosity kills cats.
But now it’s still the beauty side. Of course, there is a very uncomfortable little tail next to the beauty.
But even with this little tail, Jian Heng must know how to cherish the beauty around him. No matter how you have a love relationship, you must be enough. What's more, the beauty is now holding her neck, with a smooth and fragrant face leaning against her shoulder, looking moisturized by love.
In this situation, it is not easy for men who know a little bit of interest to do such a terrible thing. What's more, it is very likely to develop into something tonight. I was a little irritated last time. If there was a result today, wouldn't it be much better than looking at an old guy?
Although he thought so in his heart and kept hinting at himself like this, Jian Heng still had some thoughts in his heart from time to time, wanting to see what kind of skills the old guy has.
It's so embarrassing! Jian Heng couldn't help but think in his heart, which was quite a bit like he could not have both fish and bear's paws.
When he had thought in his heart, his face inevitably showed it. This was purely subconscious, and Jian Heng did not deliberately control it, because Damai's attention is all on TV now.
The expression at this moment was nothing big, but it was caught by Xiaomai.
Wheat, who was playing with Winnie and Denver, suddenly raised his head and immediately noticed the expression on Jian Heng's face. He opened his mouth and asked a little dissatisfied: "What's wrong? Is it so uncomfortable to be with Alison? Why do you have such an expression?"
After saying that, he restored his expression just now to Jian Heng.
"…!" Jian Heng didn't want to fight back, but thinking about his sexual blessings tonight, he had to count on his sister-in-law. So Jian Heng endured it again and thought to himself: I don't have the same knowledge as her, I'll talk about everything after I'll wait tonight!
"What's wrong, you seem to have something to worry about?" Damai raised her head slightly. She also felt that her lover was a little absent-minded today, so she asked softly.
Hearing Damai ask, Jian Heng opened his mouth and said, "Today... the old Taoist came out of the house and said he was going to teach others how to suck it in the house at night. I felt a little curious!..."
Swish!
Before Jian Heng finished speaking, Xiaomai stood up from the floor and asked at Jian Heng: "Why didn't you say it earlier? It's not now. I think he is very powerful. He hasn't eaten these days. When I saw him just now, I couldn't tell anything strange..."
"If you don't eat for a few days, you won't starve to death. How did you take natural classes when you were young? It seems that you can last a week by drinking water alone. Isn't it strange to not eat these few days?" Jian Heng said.
Xiaomai was not in a mood at this time and said something messy natural lessons to Jian Heng. To be honest, she didn't know what the natural lessons were. Now Xiaomai's heart was all gathered at what the old man of medicine was going to teach that Jian Heng said, and she was not in the mood to notice anything else.
I have to say that foreigners seem to have a natural and difficult interest in Chinese Kung Fu, especially Xiaomai has heard Jian Heng boast that he is from Taoism and that he is also filled in Taoism in his religious beliefs. He was originally curious about Jian Heng's strange skills, so his interest in medicine who claimed to be from Taoism also increased a little.
Now I heard that Old Man Yao is going to train in the room to regulate the aspiration, so where can I sit there?
"Alison, let's go and have a look?" Xiaomai looked at her sister with anticipation.
Damai naturally wanted to go and see it. In fact, the two sisters were almost the same curiosity about Lao Yao. Sometimes Jian Heng even suspected that the two sisters were using the same heart.
Hearing his sister say this, Alison nodded and climbed up from Jian Heng's arms.
"Together, together!" Jian Heng solved all the problems and stood up with a smile.
Xiaomai didn't care about Jian Heng, but just said to Damai: "I think Mr. Yao is very powerful?"
"What's so amazing? I can't tell you that he will bring food in his bag when he enters the room. When he hides in the room, you can't see it anyway. He should eat and drink. Now he has a blushing face, which means you can cheat. People as smart as me will not be fooled by him!" Jian Heng said.
Xiaomai glanced at Jian Heng and said, "When Mr. Yao entered the house, he didn't bring anything. All the bags were placed in Zhang's house. The only one he brought into the house was a cup, and the whole process was not closed. No matter who passed by, he could see him sitting like this."
After saying that, I also specially mourned me at any time.
Speaking of this, Xiaomai also posed in a Taoist meditation position.
Jian Heng didn't notice this. Now when he heard Xiaomai say this, he muttered softly: Old guy is punished!
When Jian Heng heard about Lao Man Yao’s behavior, he didn’t know that the old man did it on purpose. No wonder he didn’t show up for a few days, and his feelings have been brewing this big drama that came out today.
Thinking of this, Jian Heng began to wonder why he came straight to several actors as soon as he came out of his hometown?
"Can you go?"
Xiaomai saw that Jian Heng was obviously a little distracted, so he opened his mouth and asked.
"Let's go!" Jian Heng followed the two sisters with a smile and picked up his coat.
When he walked to the door, Jian Heng suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind and blurted out: "Damn!"
Jian Heng's sentence was in Chinese, and even so, it attracted the attention of the two sisters. Although the two sisters did not understand Chinese, how could they not look at him when Jian Heng spoke so loudly?
"Damn!" Xiaomai learned a sentence from Jian Heng.
When Jian Heng heard Xiaomai's sentence, he was stunned for a moment, because he used to teach her Chinese, and her accent was so strange, but I'm damn, the pronunciation should not be too standard. If you just talk about these two words, Jian Heng would suspect that she could be an announcer at 7:30 pm.
In order to determine her pronunciation, Jian Heng asked again.
Now, whether it is barley or wheat, I rely on the pronunciation of these two words, it is the same standard.
"Read with me, Master!" Jian Heng's first half of English, the three words "Master" are authentic Chinese pronunciations.
"The tower is bright!" Xiaomai said.
"Da Guangren!" Damai also said.
The pronunciations of the two sisters made Jian Heng feel that his smile pussy was gently poked. Fortunately, Jian Heng was used to the strange tone of foreigners in the United States, which was that the corners of his mouth were raised.
After laughing, my mind turned around and I was about to teach something more, but suddenly I heard three words appearing in Damai's mouth, which made Jian Heng stunned.
"Damn you!" Damai said proudly.
Xiaomai seems to be a little unfulfilled.
"What did you say?" Jian Heng felt like he had become petrified. He was stunned for a while and then came to his senses before frowned and asked Xiaomai.
If it were a man, Jian Hengyi would definitely be able to punch someone out.
The pronunciation of these three words is the same as the previous sentence, which is particularly standard.
Damai opened his mouth and said with a sense of satisfaction: "We learned from Zhao. When we heard him say something from time to time, we always say something happy, and when we are unhappy, we also said something unhappy. When we heard him say this word again today, we asked him what it means. He told us that it was a greeting tone, which meant that he had a good relationship with other people's mother!"
"..." Jian Heng suddenly didn't know what was better to say about Zhao Changshan.
Jian Heng couldn't figure it out, but in terms of this sentence itself, it can be said to be a tone for Zhao Changshan. Most of the time it is not a swear word, it is a way for him to express his emotions.
This is a bit like the American f*k. Sometimes it is not a swearing person, it can express your helplessness or anger. In short, the word "different tone and different moods" can express different meanings.
"If you see Chinese next time, don't say it again, because this is very impolite! It's a swearing word." Jian Heng didn't want his girlfriend to greet her mother when she met a Chinese or Chinese, so he began to slowly explain to the two sisters that this sentence was a swearing word.
When the two sisters heard this, they immediately understood that they were having a super friendly relationship with other people's mother. They now have similar words in English, and Jian Heng couldn't figure out whether this was passed down in Chinese English. Anyway, Chinese English has made great contributions to enriching English vocabulary.
However, the two sisters were not embarrassed. Instead, Xiaomai asked excitedly: "Tell us a few more words, Chinese swear words! It's very dirty."
Jian Heng thought about it for a while and wanted to know if these two sisters were very quick to learn to curse, so he started to teach the two sisters, what are your sisters, I x your grandma, x your uncle.
After a while, Jian Heng felt that his brain was not enough again, and remembered an old Chinese saying: It is not easy to learn, but it takes a moment to learn bad things.
The sisters seem to be very talented in learning Chinese dialect to curse people. They teach a word at most three times and can quickly master it. They are also very enthusiastic. After a few practices, there is not much difference between pronunciation and Chinese people.
"Brother Japanese! Is this a swearing person?"
Chapter completed!