Chapter 2098 This is not a problem (woo meow meow we have takeaway here)(1/2)
Fang Zheng feels that the word "cute" is really one of mankind's greatest inventions.
As the goddess of order said, you cannot fix an inherent noun concept into chaos. For example, "beautiful", "cute", "obedient", "kind" and "just" are not words with clear direction. Strictly speaking, this is
It's like plugging an Intel CPU into an AMD motherboard. If you try to plug it in, it will definitely end up being completely scrapped.
But cuteness is different.
It does not have a specific direction, but it is indeed a concept!
so cute!
Many times, inner feelings can be described with this word.
But what exactly is it? This is not necessarily the case.
The only thing that can be confirmed is that the word "cute" represents the best and softest part in everyone's heart.
This is completely different from words with fixed directions such as justice, kindness, or even beauty.
In terms of justice, everyone has different justice deep in their hearts. The same is true for kindness. The kindness that some people think of may be the Virgin in the eyes of others, and the kindness that some people implement may be ruthless in the eyes of many people. The same is true with beauty.
In this way, you cannot expect humans to have the same aesthetics as cats and dogs. At least humans will certainly not judge courtship standards based on whether the hair of the same species is bright or not.
So if it is this concept of specifying directionality, various problems will definitely arise due to differences.
But "cute" is different.
It's the other way around, it doesn't represent any specific concept, it represents the inexplicable emotion that erupts in the heart after being poked.
Love and appreciate beautiful things!
Wait, then someone will ask, why is it not possible to be moved or infatuated? Is this also the emotion that explodes deep in the heart?
Of course, it doesn't matter to most people, but for those who look at human internal organs and look around at dead bodies, your standard of being moved and obsessed is completely different...
More importantly, only those who understand the word cute will understand its meaning. Those who don’t understand simply don’t understand. This also isolates from a wide range of people who may distort the concept.
In fact, the current Flandre is of course not the real Flandre, but the Flandre that Fang Zheng created according to the concept in his own mind, focusing on the concept of "cute". His idea is
, apart from anything else, at least first fix the concept of "cute" of this chaotic little girl, and then as for how to be cute, cooperate with the public to carry out a wave of reverse brainwashing, and then slowly turn this "Flandre"
The internal clarity of "Dew" is thereby "transformed" into a life form of order.
"I understand what you mean."
After listening to Fang Zheng's explanation, the goddess of order understood what Fang Zheng meant. Of course, she still couldn't understand what "cute" meant. It's no wonder that the Order family requires that the concept of any word must be accurate to ten digits after the decimal point.
For example, they really can't understand words like "cute" that are so general that they cannot be explained in detail.
The reason why Fang Zheng chose Flandreau instead of Remilia is because Flandre belongs to the Chaos camp, and the character concept of the Chaos camp is more in line with Chaos itself and easier to integrate. In the case of Remilia, because the concept is too
Clarity makes it difficult to coexist with chaos.
To put it bluntly, it is difficult for a character fanatic to resonate with Chaos. On the contrary, even the setter and readers themselves cannot figure out its positioning, and it is easier to merge with Chaos.
But this is not a problem. After all, there are many cute characters in the chaos camp. I will create them one by one in the future.
How do you sing the lyrics?
Five words floating in the sky are nothing!
But after this experiment, Fang Zheng still discovered a very fatal flaw, that is...
"I feel like it's hard for my priesthood and divine power to work in this regard."
After taking a look at the girl in his arms, Fang Zheng frowned, looked at the goddess of order and said.
His current vocation is magical girl, magic and games, but these are difficult to play a role in this process. Needless to say, magic and games, both of which are the most rule-based, are naturally incompatible with chaos. In fact,
When Fang Zheng tried to mobilize his divine power before, he was surprised to find that he could not mobilize even a shred of divine power from the God of Games - because the divine power of the game is simply the incarnation of pure order. If you want it to complement Chaos, it is absolutely impossible.
impossible.
So in desperation, Fang Zheng had no choice but to use his identity as the Magical Girl God to create Flandre——This is another reason why he chose to create Flandre, because in the setting, Flandre
Duolu has the identity of a magical girl, so Fang Zheng, as the God of Magical Girls, can still output divine power through this concept.
But you can't do it again and again. There are not many magical girls in the chaotic camp like Flandre.
"This is indeed a problem, well... if you can also hold the position of a production priest..."
"What do you mean, are you asking me to be the Guanyin?"
Hearing this, Fang Zheng looked at the goddess of order in displeasure, so from now on, the wife of the old Li family next door was infertile all year round. She prayed to Guanyin to send her children, and one day and night Guanyin appeared. Two months later, the Li family's daughter-in-law became pregnant...
The first thing you need to do is take a paternity test!
"It's hard for me to say this, but I can give you a chance... Do you want to try?"
"It won't be another thousand years, right?"
At this time, Fang Zheng looked at the goddess of order with a bit of vigilance. If you have something to say, please tell me. I can't bear it for another thousand years. The emperor is tired of it. What else do you want me to do next?
"It's not that, it's just a small priesthood mission... It can tap your inner potential. You see, although I am the goddess of order, I am also the god of nature, the god of love, and the god of water...
…I didn’t take these certificates in vain!”
After a long time of co-writing, you are also a research maniac? Speaking of the God of Love? There is something wrong with your concept of love!
After listening to what the Goddess of Order said, Fang Zheng also understood. It seems that for the people of the Order family, the priesthood is just like computers, violins, English and Japanese professional grades, and driver's licenses. It is something that can be taken if you want to. The more the better.
Son?
Although it sounds a bit strange, it is quite normal if you think about it carefully. After all, she is the goddess of order, so it is normal for Order to have a lot of priests of order.
But if nothing else, how do you qualify for the priesthood of the God of Love? Shouldn’t you fail the exam?!
"Okay, let me give it a try and then talk about it."
Although Fang Zheng was a little uneasy, but since the other party patted his chest to ensure that there was no problem, Fang Zheng also nodded. Then he soon saw the head of the goddess of order shaking left and right for a moment, and then a small golden square appeared in front of Fang Zheng.
In front of him, Fang Zheng stretched out his hand, held the cube and crushed it hard. Soon, the fragile cube turned into a burst of golden energy and poured into Fang Zheng's body, and then the familiar system prompt sounded again.
[Auxiliary program detected]
[Auxiliary program installed]
[Enable clergy certification function]
Damn it, it’s still certified, is it really a grade certificate?
Looking at this line of prompts in front of him, Fang Zheng's eyes twitched.
The psychological shadow of computer-based exams is still there, can we not bother with this?
But since it’s open, then……
Forget it, let me rest for a while first. At least I have to arrange this "Flandre".
After that, Fang Zheng returned to his own territory, then gathered his harem together and told the story exactly.
"So...this child is really Mr. Fangzheng's child..."
Asuna stared blankly at Flandre, who was sleeping sweetly next to her, with a speechless expression on her face.
"I think I gave birth to it myself..."
Fang Zheng was also speechless, but...
"Wait a minute, Master, this should be considered the child you and we gave birth to together."
However, there were two people who were watching the fun and did not mind it. Soon, as the voice fell, Restia and Esther appeared beside Fang Zheng.
"Yes, yes, we also contributed, didn't we?"
"Well...that's right."
Hearing this, Fang Zheng was somewhat relieved. In fact, he felt uncomfortable giving birth to a child by himself, but when it came to Esther and Restia... he felt much better.
However, the expressions of the other girls were much more complicated at this moment.
"I really didn't expect that these two people would come out on top..."
"Ugh...although it's not like I'm not mentally prepared..."
"But according to Mr. Fang Zheng, this child is a collection of chaos. He was not really born, but was made by Mr. Fang Zheng with his own power! Should it be considered an artificial human? It's like the kind in science fiction novels...
"
"Okay, you can discuss this issue privately later."
Fang Zheng silently took over this topic.
"Now let's think about how to deal with this."
"Um……………"
Hearing this, the girls immediately retracted their thoughts, and Xiao Hei soon gave the answer.
"Why don't we let her go back to Tiandao Palace? We are all children and should be able to play."
"You're wrong, Xiaohei."
The black cat spoke at this time.
To be continued...