Chapter 1933 Duan Yu. Skywalker (back pain, leg cramps)(1/2)
Regardless of the grand background of Star Wars, the story is actually very simple. A poor boy living on the border accidentally saw a distress message from a princess who was kidnapped by a villain, and then he resolutely embarked on a journey to save the princess, and then the poor boy
The princess was rescued, the villain's conspiracy was defeated, and justice won.
Congratulations, Coca-Cola.
"Hey? Isn't this the person we met before?"
Seeing Luke running away in panic on the screen, Illya couldn't help but scream.
"Why is he here?"
"Who knows, he might be the knight who saves the princess."
Fang Zheng yawned and watched as Luke came to a cell and opened the door. Then he walked in and talked to a woman for a few words, and then led her out. Then the two sides were blocked by stormtroopers at the door.
What follows is a gunfight, but...
"Can these people shoot?"
Looking at the picture on the screen, Xiao Hei was completely speechless. As an archer, she was naturally very proficient in shooting. However, looking at the group of stormtroopers opposite, they clearly had an advantage in numbers and the firepower was quite fierce, but they just couldn't hit anyone.
.On the contrary, Luke, the hairy monster next to him, and another man seized the opportunity to fight back and killed several stormtroopers.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Hei was extremely uncomfortable. He was twisting and turning on the sofa, just like the Diamond King watching the bronze three-match promotion match. He almost couldn't help but go up and kick him down and get in on his own.
"Stormtroopers are best at tracing human bodies."
Founder is not surprised by this. It's not news that the Stormtroopers can't hit people, but it's news that they hit people.
At this moment, the woman hiding behind Luke snatched the gun from Luke's hand, shot it through the garbage channel next to it, and then rushed in, while others followed closely behind.
"This kid is quite unlucky."
Looking at Luke's slightly tangled expression, Fang Zheng also chuckled. It was completely different from the orthodox story of an ordinary knight rescuing the princess and then the two got married. Although Luke was obsessed with Princess Leia, he couldn't help it.
Marry her. The reason is very simple, because Princess Leia is Luke's sister... Hahahahaha...
Hmm? Thinking about it this way, isn’t this the sci-fi version of Tian Long Ba Bu?
Wang Yuyan:i’m your sister!
Duan Yu:no————!!
Duan Yanqing:i’m your father!
Duan Yu:no————!!
In fact, from Fang Zheng's point of view, it is too easy for Darth Vader to make Luke despair. He only needs to capture Princess Leia and then show her in front of him...
Darth Vader:i’m your father!
Luke:no————!
Darth Vader (pointing to Princess Leia): she is your sister!
Luke:………………no!!!!
So, feeling the malice of the world and despairing of the world, Luke threw himself into the darkness, and everyone was happy, congratulated, and had a Coca-Cola.
But having said that, Luke was much worse off than Duan Yu. Anyway, Duan Yu got married in the end, but Luke died alone, and he also watched Leia marry Han Solo... Well, if Duan Yu
After watching Wang Yuyan and Qiao Feng get married, I probably found a temple to become a monk.
No wonder Luke ended up living alone in seclusion where he lived.
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng suddenly felt as if he had found the reason why Luke never married and became a dead man.
Just when Fang Zheng was letting himself think, Luke and Princess Leia were also chased by the stormtroopers and came to a broken bridge. Then Princess Leia hugged Luke and kissed him, and then the two hugged each other and used the rope.
Swinging over...well, looking at it this way, it actually looks a bit like incest.
Seems quite exciting?
In the end, Luke and his team "successfully" escaped from the Death Star fortress and quickly left in the Millennium Falcon. And Obi-Wan, just like in the movie, voluntarily transformed into the Force after a duel with Darth Vader.
Disappeared into the air.
"Should we help them catch these people?"
At this time, Shokuhou Misaki also curiously asked. Although it was very enjoyable to watch the exciting chase scene that was as good as a movie, Shokuhou Misaki was not a fool. The other party could be considered a jailbreak plus a jailbreak. If he were to
If I can help catch those people, I think I can be a big favor to the Galactic Empire.
"No, they let these guys go on purpose. We just want to watch the show."
Fang Zheng shook his head. Although it was a joke that the Stormtroopers were masters of body contouring, the fact was that this "operation" was actually planned by Darth Vader from the beginning. Otherwise, how could those Stormtroopers behave like mentally retarded people?
In fact, Darth Vader has installed a tracker on the Millennium Falcon, and now he is waiting for them to return to the base and kill them all.
In fact, Princess Leia was somewhat aware of this, but she had no choice, because she needed to immediately decipher the construction plans of the Death Star, the empire's largest formidable fortress, and then find out its weaknesses. She couldn't do this.
What was completed inside the Death Star could only be returned to one's own base. Therefore, even though she knew that she might be tracked, the princess still chose to take a gamble.
Well, but no matter what, it has nothing to do with us, we just want to watch the show.
"Squeak——"
Not long after Luke and others escaped, the door to the room suddenly opened, and then Administrator Tarkin and Darth Vader walked in.
"Ah, distinguished guests, please come with me."
Tajin bowed respectfully to Fang Zheng.
"What happened?"
"Oh, it's just some minor accidents. Please don't worry, everything is under control. You can set off immediately to Coruscant. His Majesty the King is waiting for you. Next we have a mission, I'm afraid we can't
Let’s continue escorting you all.”
"Well, that's it..."
After hearing Tarkin's answer, Fang Zheng was silent for a moment. Frankly speaking, he could just slap his butt and leave now, but the problem is that Fang Zheng knew what would happen if he left. The Death Star would definitely not be saved. However, standing on
From Fangzheng's point of view, when facing the threat from Chaos, the stronger the strength on his side, the better.
Founder is not worried about whether the Galactic Empire will form an alliance with him, because it doesn't matter whether they form an alliance or not. When Chaos invades, they obviously have one and only one choice. In this case, a powerful Galactic Empire is obviously more suitable for them.
Interests.
In other words, even if there is no alliance, if the Galactic Empire resists Chaos here, it can still buy time for the Alfalfa Galaxy and its own world, right?
"Can I ask what tasks you plan to perform next?"
"this………"
In response to Fang Zheng's inquiry, Administrator Tarkin hesitated, but still spoke.
"We will launch an attack on the rebels next, sir..."
"So, please forgive me, I hope to be able to watch. Do you agree? Please rest assured that I will not express any opinions on your actions. I just hope to have some evaluation and understanding of the power of the Galactic Empire."
"Of course there is no problem."
Hearing this, Tarkin smiled. Obviously, he was very happy to be able to show the powerful power of the Galactic Empire in front of his guests. Especially guests from another galaxy, if they could feel the Galactic Empire
If you are powerful, then it will be a great achievement in front of the emperor.
"I will contact His Majesty the Emperor, please wait a moment."
As he spoke, Tarkin left. After more than ten minutes, he appeared in front of Fang Zheng again with a smile on his face.
"His Majesty the Emperor has agreed. Please come with me, distinguished guests."
After that, under the leadership of Administrator Tarkin, Fang Zheng and his party arrived at the control room of the Death Star. At this moment, the huge artificial satellite was slowly rotating around a red planet.
"We are currently orbiting the planet Yebi, and the rebel base is located on the moon of the planet Yebi."
While looking at the universe in front of him, Administrator Tarkin also explained to Fang Zheng and others.
"The next thing we have to do is to catch up with the satellite and destroy it."
"wreck?"
Xiao Hei looked around curiously, and then asked.
"You plan to destroy that satellite? Is that okay?"
"Of course, lovely lady."
Administrator Tarkin chuckled.
"You may not know this, but this Death Star is the Empire's largest and most powerful weapon. Its power is enough to completely destroy a planet. No matter how cunning the rebels are hiding here, they cannot escape our attack.
.”
"It's really amazing."
Yinglili was also quite surprised, but she didn't show any particular concern. After all, there were battleships with similar capabilities in the Blue Fleet. In the mecha world, Yinglili had also seen them destroy planets one after another.
I have long been used to this scene.
The same goes for Xiao Hei and Illya. They were not particularly surprised. However, for Shokuhou Misaki, this was very scary. She frowned and stared at the screen.
"You can actually completely destroy such a big planet?"
To be continued...