Chapter 1658 Congratulations on taking the first step (shrinking into a ball to sleep)
After learning the situation from Priestess, Fang Zheng immediately opened his personal terminal to contact Mine. As soon as he got through, he heard Mine's panicked voice coming from the other side.
"Help! Mr. Fangzheng!"
"Huh? You still have the energy to scream. It seems like you're doing well."
Although Mine screamed miserably, Fang Zheng could see through the screen that Mine was not arrested or tortured, so it was pretty good, so he started to joke.
"What a good life."
Hearing Fang Zheng's joke, Mine immediately shouted.
"I'm in bad luck now!"
"Okay, okay, don't worry, let's tell you what's going on."
Seeing Mei Yin's furious look, Fang Zheng also put away his smile, comforted the other party, and then asked. Faced with Fang Zheng's inquiry, Mei Yin hesitated for a moment, and then told the matter in a low voice with a bit of embarrassment.
After listening to this, Fang Zheng almost died laughing.
It also started when Mine went to the temple to be baptized. Because baptism only allowed children of the same age to enter the temple, Mine's parents and sister could not follow her, and Mine went in alone. Originally, the beginning
At that time, it was normal for a priest to come up and tell everyone the legends of the gods, such as Aqua, the goddess of water, Eris, the goddess of luck, Loki, the god of fire, etc., and Mine just listened to the stories.
.
But the problem is that after telling the story, the priest said "let us pray to the gods", and then made a super... funny gesture that even Mine didn't know how to say.
"What posture is so funny?"
Hearing this, Fang Zheng suddenly became curious. He had never attended a baptism ceremony, but since Mine, who is also a modern person, found it funny, it must be really funny.
"Can you learn one and let me see?"
"Ugh...I don't want it, it's too embarrassing!"
"If you don't learn from me, I'll hang up."
"That's too much! Mr. Founder!"
Although she knew that Fang Zheng was just joking, Mine still blushed. After a moment, she hesitated. Then she raised her hands vigorously, raised her left foot, raised her head and faced forward, making a gesture similar to that of a white crane spreading its wings.
posture.
"Prayers to the Gods!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"
Seeing this, Fang Zheng burst out laughing.
"What kind of Sabi posture is this? It doesn't work anymore... Hahaha... Are the priests in this world so stupid? Hahahaha... It doesn't work anymore, I'll laugh for a while... Hahaha...!
"
Fang Zheng laughed wildly and banged the table desperately. He had a conscience, he had traveled through so many worlds, and had seen various rituals about gods or demons countless times, but this was the first time for him to do such a stupid gesture. Fang Zheng could understand.
Why could Mine couldn't help it? If it were her own words, she would have rolled on the floor laughing.
Fortunately, the Priestess is not from this temple, otherwise Fang Zheng would have thought of the Priestess holding up her scepter and spreading her wings in front of the monster to say "Pray to the gods"... Hahaha... I can't do it anymore, let me do it again
Laugh for a while... This is some kind of gesture that a mentally retarded idiot came up with. I'm afraid not all people in this temple are fools. This is no good, this idiot pose... Next I can point to this joke and live it.
Year!
"Mr. Fangzheng, this is too much!"
Looking at Fang Zheng on the other side of the screen, Mine also turned red with anger and protested dissatisfied.
"Sorry, sorry...cough, keep going, what next?"
Even Fang Zheng was rolling on the floor laughing, not to mention Mine. What was even more painful was that she couldn't laugh like Fang Zheng. Because this was a serious ceremony, and everyone else looked serious, if she was the only one
It would be too rude for people to laugh, but because of this, it makes people want to laugh even more.
It was like a serious meeting, and then the speaker performed a square dance with a serious expression like "The fate of the whole world is in our hands", and the people below also looked at it with an expression like "The fate of the earth depends on today"
When the host dances square dance, the laughter is hundreds of times better than pure comedy.
As a result, the more Mine wanted to endure it, the more she couldn't help it. Especially after seeing the serious expressions of the people next to her, she almost burst out laughing. But Mine could only hold it in, and then hold it in.
...Maine passed out immediately.
"Hahaha……………!":
Hearing this, Fang Zheng laughed again.
"You are the first person I have ever seen who suppressed laughter until he fainted!"
"This is too much! Mr. Founder, this is not the point! The point is after this!"
"Okay, okay, you continue."
According to Mine, she also wore new clothes for today's baptism ceremony - although they were said to be new clothes, they were actually just the ones her sister Dolly wore when she attended the christening ceremony last year.
Modern techniques for helping mothers with their crafts have been improved, making this originally ordinary dress look more luxurious than a noble dress... Well, this is also a fixed routine for time travellers. Fang Zheng expressed his calmness.
Because of this, Mine was considered a child of a noble, so after she fell into a coma, she was sent to the rest room for nobles in the temple to rest.
When she woke up, she wanted to go home, but she got lost while walking, and then came to the library of the temple...
"Then what? You met an old man and he said he could teach you the mysterious methods of heaven and earth?"
"What grandpa, I didn't go in at all!"
After saying this, Mine suddenly puffed up her face. After seeing the library, Mine's bookworm disease naturally broke out. However, what she didn't expect was that she didn't go in at all! When she walked to the door, she was
A transparent wall blocked it!
At this time, a man dressed as a priest stopped Mine and took her to the temple chief. Originally, the two parties only had to exchange a few words, and then Mine took the opportunity to say goodbye, but after she was reborn and traveled to this world
, this was the first time I saw a library, so naturally I couldn't help it, so I directly asked the temple chief to enter the library to have a look, but was rejected as expected.
Then...Maine turned out to be stupid and came up with a crooked idea.
She proposed to donate two large gold coins to the temple so that the temple would allow her to read in the library!
Two large gold coins is not a small amount. In modern times, it is equivalent to a primary school student walking into the canteen and taking out a thousand yuan to buy bubble gum. This naturally frightened the temple chief, and then he immediately began to ask about Mine's identity and background.
. And Mei Yin quickly gave a truthful answer.
But what Mine didn't expect was that after learning that her parents were just civilians, the temple chief turned against her and demanded that Mine be immediately arrested and imprisoned for trespassing into the restricted area of the temple.
Still too young.
Looking at the angry Mei Yin, Fang Zheng shook his head helplessly. These are students who have not been beaten up by society. If they set foot in society, they may be cheated to death.
Naturally, Mine did not expect that the nobles here would be so shameless and would fall out with each other. After all, she had never encountered such a thing in modern society, so Mine was extremely angry, not to mention that the temple chief actually doubted it.
His parents tried to blaspheme and said they would arrest the entire family.
This immediately made Mine very angry. She stared at the temple chief, and then frightened the temple chief into unconsciousness!
"Wow, you don't have a bad reputation as the protagonist."
"I don't want this kind of aura..."
After that, Mine also fainted and was controlled. Later, she learned from the chief priest that she had powerful magic power. The reason why the priest was frightened and fainted before was because Mine was unconscious.
He used magic power to intimidate the temple chief.
"I'll just say it."
Hearing this, Fang Zheng also slapped his thigh.
"How could you not have any cheats after traveling through time? Come on, little girl, becoming a great magician is just around the corner!"
"What a great magician, I might become a priest now!"
Faced with Fang Zheng's teasing, Mine also jumped up in anger. Then she quickly explained her current situation to Fang Zheng - attacking the temple chief was a serious crime. The chief priest told Mine that if she wanted to protect the safety of her parents,
She must stay here as a priest, because the temple needs people with abundant magic power. Therefore, as long as Mine stays here and becomes a priest, her family will not be arrested...
This made Minene very panicked. She never thought that just on a whim, she would end up harming her parents and going to jail...
Not only that, Mine also heard from people in the temple that she might become a gray priest, mainly responsible for bringing flowers to nobles - well, this is a more euphemistic way of saying it. To put it bluntly, she wants to become a priest when she grows up.
Noble rbq!
Mine was stunned.
As a modern female college student, she never thought that she would face such a future! Fortunately, Mine is not really stupid. She has always hidden the personal terminal given by Fang Zheng on her body, and no one else has discovered it.
, Mine originally wanted to find an opportunity to contact Fang Zheng, but she didn't expect that Fang Zheng found her first, which finally made Mine feel relieved.
"Okay, I know."
After hearing this, Fang Zheng finally understood the whole story.
"Don't you try it yourself? This is the first step for a time traveler. If you want to go through it, you have to activate the protagonist's aura. The sea is as wide as the fish can jump, and the sky is as high as the birds can fly."
"I don't want it, I just want to read a book!"
"Okay, then let me handle it."
Hearing Mine's answer, Fang Zheng shrugged his shoulders. He thought and could guess that this might be Mine's first "mission" as a time traveler, but since the other party had no interest in it, Fang Zheng stopped looking at it.
Chapter completed!