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Chapter Two Hundred and Twenty Thieves

"Your Majesty the Emperor?" the girls exclaimed in unison, and all stood up involuntarily, but they did not notice that the frozen boy on the bed suddenly moved again.

Afu raised his right hand and the man under the bed immediately rolled to her feet.

The man was tied up with five-colored vine ropes, and his hands and feet could not move at all. He looked quite straight, but his eyes were black, his eyes were rolling around, his face was full of confusion, and his thief expression was next to her snow-white ankles. He couldn't help but take a deep breath, shook his head and recited: "I know it's not snow, because there is a faint fragrance..."

The woman in black sank and kicked him hard in the stomach. The man immediately said "Ouch" and grinned in pain. Her face wrinkled like a chrysanthemum: "Auntie, I praise Afu's feet as fragrant and white as she praises Afu's feet. Why are you so angry? Are your feet..." She glared at her, and the remaining half of the words hurriedly swallowed them back.

Meng Ye snorted, pulled out the short knife with his right hand, held his neck, picked up a piece of fish belly with his left hand, kept swaying in front of his nose, and shouted: "Stinky thief, if you talk nonsense, it's not you who eat fish, but fish eat you."

The man was startled and said, "Yes, yes, the villain dare not. The villain's meat is rough and hard, and the fish are afraid they don't like to eat it." Sniffing the fishy sweet smell of the fish, I couldn't help swallowing again, and said with a saliva: "Sister Mengye... Oh no, Master Meng, ancestor Meng, I've been hungry for a few days and I don't have the strength to speak. Why don't you let me taste it first..."

"Taste your head." The girl in red was impatient, raised her knife and pierced her into the wooden board next to her cheek, shouting, "The Emperor has long been buried in the belly of the Qinglong of Penglai Mountain. Do you think the aunts are so easy to cheat?"

The man instinctively shrank his head and said with a bitter face: "The fairies and sisters in Hua Shen Valley are smart and know by everyone. How dare the villain deceive me?" He then straightened his chest with a stern expression and said passionately: "Besides, I, Lie Yunkuang, is the distant nephew of the 'Sky Sky Virgin Mother of the South Pole, and the 89th generation of the descendant of the Lie clan of the South Sea, can also be regarded as a hero who is bounced and flirted in the Divine Sect. Although she is romantic and passionate, she occasionally does something like stealing and stealing jade and fragrance. In front of women, one is one, two is two, how can it be...

The girl in red and Meng Ye waved her knife tip and shouted in unison: "Don't talk nonsense, tell the point quickly."

Na Lieyun hurriedly said, "Yes, yes." He coughed and said, "That's all, it's a long story... Oh, I'll tell a long story short. This time, the "Zhouzhu" and the "Zhouzhu" have married the "Zhouzhu" and the "Zhouzhu" have caused a sensation all over the world and gathered guests. This is an event that has not been seen in the Shenmen in 20 years. The villain thought to himself that the villain is not young and has never been able to find the woman he likes. It's better to join in the fun and get some joy. Maybe he can meet one or two destined people at this "Zhouzhu" wedding ceremony... If he can meet two, three or four, it will naturally be even better.

"So I went on several turns and boarded the Shenzhou to Goryeo. It happened that eight or nine extremely beautiful nuns lived on the boat. Somehow, when I saw the nuns, the villain suddenly opened and focused on the Buddha. I couldn't sleep at night. So in the middle of the night he crawled into the cabin of the nuns through the window, wanting to learn some Buddhist principles with them.

"Who knew that those thieves were so unreasonable. As soon as I reached into my head, I called me a thief. I couldn't argue, so I had to hug one of the nuns' legs tightly and ask her to enlighten me. Didn't the Buddha say that he would 'cut the flesh and feed the eagle and sacrifice his life to feed the tiger? Didn't he say, 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? His grandmother's, how could these thieves have no compassion. Not only did they refuse to give up their life to feed me, they kicked me into the sea."

The girls laughed and said they were kicking well. But Afu frowned and pondered: "How can there be nuns when going to Goryeo? Do you still remember the signs on the monk's robes of those nuns?"

Lie Yunkuang said: "This... the villain only remembers those nuns one is as beautiful as the other. They are not wearing black clothes, but white robes. I don't remember anything else."

The girls thought that this thief was slutty, and their eyes were mostly just concerned about inquiring about the scenery under the monk's robe. They immediately scolded him and urged him to tell the point quickly.

Lie Yun Kuang continued: "Fortunately, the villain is very good in water and his wind control skills are not bad. After two days of swimming and enclaves on the sea, he finally boarded another fishing boat. In addition to a few fishermen, there was also an old Taoist priest and a Taoist nun. I saw that the Taoist nun's Taoist robe was covered with patches and had a little white hair on his temples, but his face was as tender as an egg, and he was extremely beautiful. So he couldn't help but admire the Tao and couldn't sleep at night.

"The villain tossed and turned and climbed to the nun, and was about to ask her what she said, "The door of Xuanpin is called the root of heaven and earth. It is as if it is still there and not used it diligently. But she tapped my acupoint like lightning and slapped me more than a dozen times in the face. His grandmother, I have met these shrews without compassion along the way..."

The girls stared at him and said hurriedly: "Excluding all the sisters, not all the sisters, not all the sisters, all the sisters, the palms are smooth and the toes are light. Even if they hit the face or the body, they are still floating and ecstatic, and they are indescribable. But the stinky Taoist nun is different. After a few slaps, the villain almost broke his neck and fainted on the spot.

"When I woke up, she had already taken me to an isolated island. She and the Taoist priest stood on the top of the mountain and shouted: "Li Ling'e, Chu Qinghong, I know you are hiding here. You can hide for a while, but not for a lifetime. You come out now, sincerely repent and convert to Taoism. Maybe you can still have the opportunity to be reborn. Otherwise, when all the people in the world come to the door, they will die without a place to bury them.

"I heard that Li Ling'e, three words, and I felt familiar with him, but I didn't remember who it was. She and the old Taoist priest flew around the island, shouting dozens of times, but there was no response. I took the opportunity to dig the hole and get into it. After the two of them came back, they couldn't find me, so they flew away with the wind in disappointment.

"I hid in the soil for more than an hour and made sure they didn't come back, so I felt relieved and wanted to climb out. Before I got up, I heard someone above "pah," and sneered, "I sincerely regret it, convert to Taoism? I think I am a fool? I have been enemies with the whole world for decades, and I am afraid of no place to die,

"The man stepped over my head and yelled. I looked through the crack of the soil and saw his eyes rolling, his eyes were blind. He seemed to have seen it before, but he couldn't remember it for a moment. A woman in red stood beside him, trying to help him, but he threw it away.

"The woman was not angry, and said softly: In the past year and a half, they have searched all the islands, but they still don't give up. They will probably come back within three months. Why not hurry up, chisel the boat, and drift south while they head north, and when they arrive in the South China Sea, they will not be able to find you."

Lie Yunkuang couldn't help but shook his head and sighed, "Oh, I'm not hiding all my sisters. I think I, Lie, have been in the world for twenty years and I don't know how many beauties that are fascinating to the whole country, but compared with the woman in red, they all became vulgar fans. Her voice was gentle and sweet, and it was heard, and my heart seemed to be softer. At that time, I thought, this man was really blind. If he could see a little light, he wouldn't be willing to be rude and rude to such beauties..."

The girls were very dissatisfied and spat: "All the beauties in the world come out of my God Sect, Hua Shen Valley, you are short-sighted and know what a bad person." "A stinky thief, I see you have been floating on the sea for a few days, and you are so hungry and thirsty, and even the sow turns into Diao Chan when you look at it?"

Lieyunkuang responded absent-mindedly, but squinted his eyes, as if he was still savoring the peerless light of the woman in red. After a while, he continued: "Her feet were on top of my head. I watched her bright red skirt whirl with the wind, and the faint fragrance came into my nose, and my heart almost jumped out of my throat. Seeing that the blind man had a violent temper, she always smiled and adapted, and was even more dissatisfied. She wanted to kick the blind man into the sea and take her away.

"Thanks to my careful sailing for ten thousand years, I always feel that the blind man is not an ordinary person. I hold my breath and hold back my breath and dare not do anything. After they leave, they slowly crawled out of the soil. I thought about it and decided to give up my love. When I rushed to the sea, I suddenly remembered who the blind man was. I was so scared that my legs were weak and my whole body was covered in cold sweat.

"Li Ling'e, Li Ling'e's grandmother, isn't this the real name of Emperor Lin Lingsu? Although I have never seen his true face, I saw his portrait on the wanted order of Zhao Guan's family, which is 70 or 80% similar to the blind man. It is said that he has long died in Penglai Mountains, and he didn't expect to be blind and hide on a small island

Although all the girls had guessed that the blind man was Lin Lingsu, they could not help but change their faces when they heard him say it in person. Afu calmed down and said, "What? Have you returned to that island? Have you told anyone about this news?"

Lieyun shook his head like a rattle, and Yu smiled a few times, saying, "I was so devastated that I was just trying to escape. How dare I look back and take a look? I finally took a few more boats along the way. After a lot of hardships, I met all my sisters when I came to Beihai."

The girls looked at each other, not knowing what to do for a moment. Afu bit her lips and pondered for a moment, and said, "This matter is of great importance, so don't leak the news. The fourth and eighth sisters, sealed the thief's mouth, locked it in the box, and immediately turned the bow of the ship and returned to Hua Shen Valley..."

Lie Yunkuai was startled and before he could scream, the girl in red and Meng Ye were squeezing carefully and took her to the box in the corner.

At that time, a shrill horn suddenly came from outside the cabin, and then suddenly stopped. The women's faces changed slightly, and they were about to rush out to see what happened. When the wind was swelling, the figures flashed, and all the acupoints were blocked in an instant.
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