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Chapter six hundred and sixty mirror grinding

"What do you want to say?"

After hearing the wild woman's words, Jin Huaiyu's face gradually became colder, and her voice was even colder than her expression, as if she was about to attack at any time.

At this moment, even the room temperature in the entire Longmen Inn seemed to drop by several degrees Celsius, making people feel a wave of chill that keeps rising from the vest.

"Shopkeeper!"

The rag curtain behind the counter that covered the kitchen was also randomly lifted up. The thin guy who had gone to Zuo Yang and others to get out of the elemental surface, and behind him, there were four men. These were obviously from Longmen Inn, who came out to help Jin Huaiyu.

Among the four men, one of them was extremely eye-catching. This person must be at least 2 meters tall. He looked a little taller than the bald Tatar man, but he was even stronger... or it could be called obese, so that this guy almost squeezed out of the door more than one meter wide.

He had his upper body exposed, his hair was extremely vigorous, and he was surrounded by a leather apron that had been completely dyed black with oil stains. He was also holding a huge, wide and thick kitchen knife in his hand... If Zuo Yang hadn't known very well that he was in a martial arts game now, he would have almost thought that this was a butcher in Resident Evil who came to play a friendly guest appearance.

However, although this guy looks very frightening, his skill level is not too exaggerated. He is just a "present-minded hero" that Zuo Yang figured out.

As for the other three, they were all "exciting" like the thin guy, one level lower than Zuo Yang.

"Crazy..."

There was a sound of tables and chairs, and the more than ten Tatars on the other side also stood up, holding down their weapons one by one, with their eyes showing fierce light, as if they were about to start a killing in the next second.

"It's over, this is probably going to start fighting. Why don't we hide first, so that the sword will not pull us in too."

Conch son-in-law quickly whispered to Zuo Yang.

At this level, this number of NPCs is not much different from Mars colliding on Earth for Conch Son-in-law. It is difficult for small humans to protect themselves even in the face of such an impact. The best choice is to build a Noye Ark to escape from danger, and the farther they hide, the better.

"Um……"

Zuo Yang felt that Conch's son-in-law was right.

Anyway, these two groups of people have nothing to do with him, and their fighting and killing naturally has no effect on him. If both sides suffer losses, it would be more in line with his interests. At that time, he might be able to search for some good things from these NPC corpses.

As a result, Zuo Yang had just planned to agree to the suggestion of Conch's son-in-law, but the white-faced scholar next to him smiled indifferently and said slowly: "Don't panic, they will definitely not be able to fight this battle. We just sit and watch the show."

"Why is this?"

Conch son-in-law asked in surprise.

Zuo Yang also looked at the white-faced scholar in confusion. Judging from the guy's appearance, he seemed to know some inside information that was unknown to ordinary people.

Moreover, not only the white-faced scholar, Zuo Yang also noticed the reaction of the Changfeng Escort Agency in another corner... The noise here was so loud that they naturally alarmed them, but those people just looked here, and then their faces showed a calm smile like the white-faced scholar. They should eat meat and drink wine. They looked like fans sitting in the audience waiting to watch the show.

The performance of these people further proves the white-faced scholar's rhetoric. It seems that this battle will not start, and it seems that this scene is not the first time that they are no longer surprised.

"Have you ever heard of 'grinding mirrors'?"

The white-faced scholar's originally very pretty face suddenly became obscene. He stretched out a hand to cover his mouth, pinched his throat and asked Zuo Yang and Conch's son-in-law a very strange question.

"Magic Mirror?"

After hearing this, Conch's son-in-law was stunned, subconsciously glanced at Zuo Yang, and then murmured, "Are you talking about the magic mirror in the 'Miracle Mirror telling me who is the most beautiful woman in the world'? But it's not right. This should be the martial arts world. How could something in Western fairy tales appear?"

"No, no."

The white-faced scholar smiled even more obscenely, but kept shaking his head.

"Magic mirror...grinding mirror?"

Zuo Yang read these two words twice, and combined with the background of the game world where he was located and the despicable smile on the white-faced scholar's face, the next second he suddenly thought of a word with the exact same pronunciation and asked tentatively, "Are you talking about the 'mirror'?"

While talking, Zuo Yang first looked at the shopkeeper Jin Huaiyu upstairs, then at the wild woman downstairs, and then put his two thumbs together and bent them twice.

"Oh? This friend is so knowledgeable. He has even heard of "mirror grinding". It turns out that people should not behave like a person!"

The white-faced scholar immediately focused his head, patted Zuo Yang on the shoulder and smiled knowingly. He even seemed to have finally found a fellow fellow student. He picked up the water on the table and handed it to Zuo Yang, "Come on, you and I have a fate to know each other, so let us drink a glass of water instead of wine."

"It's easy to say, I'll respect you."

Zuo Yang quickly picked up the bowl of water in front of him and touched it. The two of them showed a despicable smile together and drank the water in the bowl.

"Well……"

The Conch Master beside him was completely confused by the words and actions of the two. He looked at Zuo Yang and then at the white-faced scholar. After a while, he still couldn't figure out what it meant. He had to bite the bullet and lean over to Zuo Yang and smiled and asked, "That, brother, what are you two saying just now? Can you tell me too? Why can't I understand a word?"

"Actually, it's very simple. In a simple way, the shopkeeper Jin Huaiyu and the Tatar woman may be what we often call lesbians."

Zuo Yang said with a smile.

"Honey? What does that have to do with the 'magic mirror'?"

Conch son-in-law was even more surprised.

"You don't know that in ancient times of our Celestial Empire, there was a saying of lesbians as 'grinding mirror', grinding 'grinding', and mirror'."

Zuo Yang smiled again and explained patiently, "Lesbians are usually satisfied by grinding each other or touching each other's body. Since both parties have the same body structure, it is like grinding themselves in the mirror, so later our ancestors vividly called it "mirror grinding."

"Um……"

The white-faced scholar nodded slightly from the side, and it was obvious that Zuo Yang's explanation was completely correct.

This is entirely due to Zuo Yang's identity as the descendant of the Xiangshi Master. It is necessary to know that the Xiangshi Master is actually a very complex subject, so he has been involved in many aspects, especially some ancient cultures and customs of the Celestial Empire, and even some things that have been lost in the secular world, such as many strange and lewd skills, can still find the answers here.

"this……"

After hearing Zuo Yang's explanation, Conch's son-in-law suddenly widened his eyes, his eyes full of admiration and shock. After this state lasted for a long time, two words popped out of his mouth that could not be closed, "...Awesome!"

"The ancestors of our Celestial Empire are so awesome. Even now, this statement is still outrageous. The picture is like a vivid picture on paper."

"But brother, what major did you study when you were in school? Why do you even know such advanced knowledge? If I know so much cold knowledge, I can make those netizens think of me as a god! Really, you are so awesome, you are simply omniscient!"

Speaking of this, the Conch Master's eyes were flashing with a fanatical light, and he was almost about to give Zuo Yang his knees and hands.

"Stop making trouble, I just saw this statement by chance."

Zuo Yang smiled modestly.

at the same time.

"go back!"

The wild woman turned her face and glared at the Tatar behind her. The group immediately took back the weapons, and then sat back on the stool honestly.

It was not until this time that the wild woman looked up at Jin Huaiyu on the second floor, and a look similar to intoxication appeared on her face. She slowed down her tone and continued, "Shopkeeper Jin, my intention has been conveyed to you. Others may not know, but you must know what I want to explain, why do you pretend not to know?"

"Oh? I really don't know, please let the leader of the Urakura make a clear statement."

Jin Huaiyu smiled charmingly, then waved her hands to the thin guy and others, and shouted coldly, "What are you doing? Why don't you guys go and greet the guests over there?"

"Yes, the shopkeeper."

The thin guy and others responded, and then squeezed back to the kitchen with the "butcher".

As the White-faced Scholar said, these two groups of people couldn't fight at all. And after hearing the conversation between the shopkeeper Jin Huaiyu and the wild woman, the two seemed to have not succeeded yet. So far, the wild woman is still in the stage of pursuing the shopkeeper Jin Huaiyu... It's amazing that my shopkeeper Jin, both men and women are the ones!

"Okay, since you dare to pretend to be stupid, then I will dare to say it again!"

The wild woman was also very bold and ignoring the other outsiders here, she immediately said to Jin Huaiyu upstairs as if she had taken an oath, "Jin Huaiyu, listen to me, I, Wurina, have you fall in love with you, you can only be my Wurina's woman in your life. If you fall in love with others, or someone likes you, I, Wurina, will kill him, because you are my Wurina's woman, whoever touches him will die. Have you made it clear enough?"

“Geehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

After hearing the wild woman's words, Jin Huaiyu covered her mouth and laughed. After laughing, she finally responded seriously, "It's very clear that since the leader of the Brucea is so straightforward, then I'll give the leader of the Brucea a straightforward answer today. I'm really sorry. Although I, Jin Huaiyu, have never liked clichés, I only like men in this regard, so I'd better give the leader of the Brucea a suggestion... In addition, I would like to give the leader of the Brucea a suggestion, you'd better take your people to leave Longmen Inn as soon as possible, because if there really is a man here that can see me, I might kill you first, so you won't ruin my good deeds and scare my lover."

Well, these two women are indeed not good at it.

At least in Zuo Yang's opinion, women who can say such words so calmly are definitely women who dare to love and hate, and who can do it as long as they can. Most people cannot afford to offend them.

"It's amazing. If this plot is written in my experience post, the number of replies will definitely explode!"

Conch son-in-law was still shocked. It was obvious that this plot had deeply touched him. Zuo Yang even felt that if he hadn't been sitting next to him, this guy would have gone to edit the post immediately without delaying it for a second.

"Shopkeeper Jin, don't be too full of words. Maybe I'm braver than those stinky men. It's just that you haven't experienced it. Why don't you give yourself a chance?"

The wild woman still refused to give up, and even clenched her fists and showed off her biceps on her arm, as if this would tempt Jin Huaiyu.

"The leader of the Mulberry Group should leave such an opportunity to others. I can't bear it or have no interest at all."

Jin Huaiyu was unmoved at all.

"What the Tatars said and the vows they made will never change!"

Seeing that it was so soft that the wild woman changed to hard ones, and threatened loudly with a vaginal face, "Swear in the name of the God of the Grassland, no matter if you fall in love with others or someone likes you, I, Wurina, will definitely dig out his heart and send it to you."

"I will tell you too, if you stay away, once I fall in love with a man, that day will be your death."

Jin Huaiyu just said in a calm tone.

But no one present would doubt what she said. The shopkeeper of Longmen Inn was definitely not a vegetarian.

Since then, the scene seemed to be in a deadlock. Jin Huaiyu looked at the wild woman. The wild woman looked at Jin Huaiyu, and the rest looked at the two of them. No one had ever spoken, and no one dared to come out to persuade him. For a moment, the entire Longmen Inn was a little terrifying.

It was at this time.

"Bang!"

The door of a room on the other side of the second floor was suddenly pushed open, and the sound of opening the door broke the silence.

"Oh no, Xia Pao Head, our Pao has been stolen!!!"

A panicked and abrupt sound followed. A man in Changfeng Escort Agency's escort costume rushed out of the room in panic, lay on the guardrail and howled downstairs with a broken voice.

"What did you say!?"

A middle-aged man stood up among the escorts watching the show in the corner of the first floor, with a look of shock on his face expressing his words.

"I was drugged unknowingly just now. Now when I woke up, I found that the dart we protected this time had been dropped. The things inside disappeared and all turned into stones!"

The escort upstairs quickly turned back to the room and quickly threw down a wooden box.

"Bang!"

The moment the box landed, it was smashed and smashed, and the stones inside it were scattered all over the floor.

After watching the drama for so long, the adventure plot has finally been triggered!
Chapter completed!
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