Chapter 22 Dogs Smarter Than Humans
Mingyue of the Song Dynasty http://www./0_1/ The latest work of Xiangnan Xiaoxiaosheng! The Xiaotian dog squats on the ground like a human, with two paws crossed and placed in front, like a person meditating.
However, after hearing Zhang Wuyou's footsteps, it immediately opened its eyes and shouted respectfully: "Jade Emperor, you are awake..."
"Are you practicing?"
Thinking about the movements of Xiaotian Dog just now, Zhang Wuyou felt that it should be practicing, and you should know that Xiaotian Dog is also a little fairy in the sky.
"Yes, Jade Emperor, a stupid little fairy like me, can only transform into a human form one day earlier and find his master to serve the Jade Emperor..."
No matter when the Xiaotian Dog is, she is extremely respectful to Zhang Wuyou.
"Cultivation? Do I also need to practice?"
"No, Lord Jade Emperor, you are different from Xiaoxian. You just need to awaken yourself, awaken your memories little by little, and retrieve the gods lost in the world, so that they can surround you. You are the at least the supreme Jade Emperor in the Three Realms!"
Xiaotian Dog's tone was extremely envious.
This is the difference between Jade Emperor and ordinary gods. People don’t need to practice at all, they just need to awaken their own memories, and then the more gods and immortals surround him, the faster his immortal power will recover!
And as long as they surround the Jade Emperor, they will have some adventures.
Just like when I spent only one night meditating beside the Jade Emperor, I felt that the effect of practicing for ten days was better than before. His luck was really good. If I could find the Jade Emperor, I believe that he would soon become a human!
"Awaken my memory? Could it be that the dream I had last night was the memory of the past?"
Zhang Wuyou quickly thought of a possibility.
This is a very happy thing. When he saw the mysterious light of getting up early in the morning and going to the bathroom in a panic, he suddenly was stunned for a moment, thinking that this person was a little special.
That feeling is so special anyway. It seems that he is very friendly and familiar with this person.
This feeling made Zhang Wuyou decide to keep the Xuanguang behind and let him live in a house with him for the time being.
"Ah, my god..."
Suddenly, the bathroom door opened suddenly, and the mysterious light rushed out of the bathroom like a ghost, which made Zhang Wuyou in the yard run over.
"What happened?"
"Dog, your dog..."
The mysterious light looked horrified and pulled Zhang Wuyou to the bathroom. Zhang Wuyou saw an innocent Xiaotian dog with a look of humid palm, and there was actually a piece of clothing in the basin with water!
The clothes looked familiar, as if they had changed them out after taking a shower.
"I saw it with my own eyes, it can wash clothes, monsters, Namo Amitabha..."
Xuanguang's words were trembling and trembling, and he was also scared. Although he liked girls when he ate meat and drank, he would still never forget that he was a monk when he was afraid!
"Oh oh oh, this is no big deal. Don't you know that dogs are sometimes smarter than humans? What is washing clothes? Dogs can buy things, which is a metaphor for buying us breakfast!"
Zhang Wuyou patted Xuan Guang's shoulder and told him not to panic and to learn to adapt.
His dog is smarter than humans, so what does washing clothes and doing housework count?
"Xiaotian Dog, go buy some early and come back. This is the order..."
Then Xuan Guang's heart was shocked again because he saw with his own eyes that Zhang Wuyou gave Xiaotian Dog a basket, which contained a note with a note of 100 yuan. The note read the name of the breakfast, such as buns, beef noodles, hot dry noodles, etc.
The Xiaotian Dog, holding the basket in her mouth, walked out of the yard with a swagger. Before leaving, she gave Xuan Guang a look, with a contemptuous look, as if she was saying that he was fussing.
Xuan Guang was so angry that he was stunned for a long time, and suddenly grabbed Zhang Wuyou's hand and complained.
"You said, what's your dog's look? I am a master, the most knowledgeable and understanding master of Buddhism. It, his dog actually despises me? I, I..."
"I told you everything, my dog is smarter than humans, and I will be less fussy in the future."
This time it was Zhang Wuyou's turn to despise Xuan Guang.
When Xiaotian Dog came back with the basket in her arms, Xuan Guang was completely convinced.
The basket contained hot dry noodles, rice wine, beef noodles, buns and the money I got back, which was actually good at all. The Xiaotian Dog who put down the basket was obediently shaking her tail at Zhang Wuyou.
"Wow, this dog is so amazing, what else will it do? Hurry, tell me quickly..."
"Stop talking, have breakfast. There are so many delicious foods that can't block your mouth? "
Zhang Wuyou patted Xuan Guang's head, but didn't be polite to him.
Although Xuan Guang is a monk, he has a good personality. After spending a short time with each other, he feels very familiar with each other, as if he has known each other for many years.
"Hehe, thank you!"
The Xuanguang looked at the largest bowl of beef noodles and reached out to take it. But before he could get it in his hand, he felt that his calf was hot. He looked down and saw that it was Xiaotian Dog pulling his trouser legs!
"Woom!"
Xuan Guang's face was black, this dog was so crazy!
"Okay, okay, the beef noodles belong to your master. I have never seen such a stingy dog, hum!"
Xuan Guang had no choice but to put the beef noodles in his hand in front of Zhang Wuyou, and the Xiaotian Dog, who was biting his trouser legs, indeed let go of his mouth and shook his tail at him.
Before Zhang Wuyou finished eating the bowl of beef noodles, the phone in his hand rang.
"Oh, yes, yes, it's my best friend, Jiangcheng No. 1 Hospital, right? OK, I'll come right away..."
Zhang Wuyou didn't even care about eating the noodles in his hand and told Xuanguang that something seemed to have happened to the monkey. He was in a hospital in Jiangcheng. There must be something unexpected last night.
It was quite far from a hospital here. Just as Zhang Wuyou was about to call a taxi online, he heard the sound of kicking downstairs. Qi Jiayi came down with her bag on her back.
She looked very elegant in a white mini skirt, but at this time Zhang Wuyou had no intention of appreciating the beauty, but just asked Qi Jiayi if she was free and could take them to the side of the road to take a ride.
"If you have urgent matters, I can give it to you!"
This was the first time Qi Jiayi saw Zhang Wuyou's face so panicked, so she almost had no hesitation, so she shouted this sentence.
"Okay, my friend Monkey, it seems that something happened to me and I'll be in a hospital. If I could take us there, I would be very grateful!"
Zhang Wuyou was not polite, so he called Xuanguang and Xiaotian Dog and got on the car immediately.
Before leaving, I looked around and still couldn't see the trace of the jade rabbit. I don't know what happened?
The hospital staff on the phone said that someone found a coma monkey in a street park this morning, and immediately called the police to take him to the hospital. When he finally checked his mobile phone address book, he saw Zhang Wuyou's phone call the most frequently.
So I tried to contact him. As for the situation of the monkey, the hospital did not say anything.
When Zhang Wuyou brought them with him, he spent a lot of talk and found the ward where the monkey lived, he heard a noise.
Chapter completed!