437 Cultivation?(1/2)
"Is this a posture problem?" Zhou Ming cursed, "I don't even think about the story? Try playing in the air. Don't do it for ten thousand years. You can only do it for two hours, and your waist will not break? I'm fucking sick."
"So that's it." Zhou You sighed, "It seems that you are too strong. Everyone looks up to you when making up stories, and they can't imagine how strong you are."
"Stop beeping." Zhou Ming didn't look at Zhou You, but waved his hand, "I'm not interested, you go. Even if You Zhou himself asks me to teach him, I'm not interested."
"Have you... heard that Xiao Wang Le is poor?"
“Not interested.”
"Where is Moutai?"
“Not interested.”
"Then I'll do what you're interested in."
"Haha, hehehe." Zhou Ming let out a series of strange smiles, turned his head slightly to look at Zhou You, "You, you've done it."
"Has it done?"
"It's done."
"What is that?" Zhou You looked around in a daze.
“What else can it be?”
"Please come to the gods."
"You still need to make it clear?" Zhou Ming stared at Zhou You, "My sun, moon and stars, I have worked hard to raise them. They have my madness and gentleness, my wisdom and ignorance, they have filled my desolate world... But you, you robber! You first snatched away my Yaoxing, then Chuchen, and then abducted Ling Yue. In the end, you don't even let Frost Sun go. You are a devil, a despicable and greedy devil! You are not a virtuous son-in-law, but a demon son-in-law!"
"..." Zhou You fell into a long silence.
Happiness is conserved, and it is a beautiful thing to accompany the sun, moon, and stars by the boat, but there is another lonely and widowed person in the world.
"A woman should marry at an early age... After all, everyone is very close, so they will come to see you often."
"Can that be the same?" Zhou Ming cursed, "As soon as he gets married, his heart changes. He used to be my little lover, treasure in his palm, and now he is a group of old sisters-in-law, not clingy at all, not warm at all. He has been wandering around for many years and is talking about the little things, noisy."
"Then... can you find a partner?"
“Not interested.”
"Then tell me, whatever you want, I'll try to find a way. I'm more or less a character on Xianyu."
"You?" Zhou Ming looked at Zhou You and said with a smile, "How many small titles are personal characters? You can go to the ancient plane for an interview. Any bug can eat dozens of people like you in one bite."
"That's why I'm here to learn."
"Study?" Zhou Ming snorted even more disdainfully, "The bug can also learn. If I let it learn for ten thousand years, can he be beaten by me?"
Zhou You smiled and said, "Ten thousand years are a bit short, one million years are almost evolving into the carapace, but someone needs to step on them every day to make survival choices."
"It's another set of things. You just snatched the sun, moon and stars. Shut up, I feel disgusting when I hear it." Zhou Ming glanced at Zhou You, "Not to mention a million years, I think you can't live even 100 years."
"But I have money."
"Yes, you are rich like a dung beetle with a dung pile."
"I inherited Leng Xie's legacy."
"Very good, you're a dung beetle with gold mines now."
"I'm going to war with the Leng family now."
"Then you, the dung beetle, are so amazing. You have to challenge the stinky sister with the gold mine."
"Hey..." Zhou You sighed and stood up and said, "There's nothing, you can wait."
"No need to wait, see you now." Zhou Ming snorted and said, "No, no, no, I don't want to see you again."
Traveling around quickly through the space gate and returning to the world by the lake.
"How is it?" You Zhou asked, "Did the new video game attract him? This thing is the only existence that my father-in-law has passed the time."
“He said he was not interested.”
"Oh, he's just talking, you have to seduce him." You Zhou was so anxious that he shook his arm. "Everyone said, don't use our father-in-law as a god. He has transformed into a lonely old man here."
"It's right." Zhou You walked towards the teleportation stone, "I decided to go back and move a ready-made one. Can I use a computer in this world?"
"I've tried it before, at least Xiao Wang Leqiong will enter the paradise intact." Ying Suzi nodded and said.
"That's fine."
Half an hour later, Zhou You came back with a laptop in his arms.
"You can get some fresh one at least." You Zhou frowned, "Switch or something, he's tired of playing with the few lilies on it."
"Hehe, this is different." Zhou You lit the desktop icon to You Zhou.
"This!" You Zhou said with his eyes wide open, "This is OK, I want to play."
Zhou Youyou closed the screen with joy and came to the space where Zhou Ming was once again.
"I said, don't bother me." Zhou Ming was a little angry, "Don't think you won't get beaten up here."
"I just like the scenery here, it's very tasty. I want to play games here for a while." Zhou You walked towards Zhou Ming with a smirk.
"Go over there."
"Just 10 minutes."
"Then... don't disturb me." Zhou Ming moved to the side, glanced at the notebook, and then snorted, "At that time, you used this thing as a bride price, why are you three hundred and one? There are two hundred and fifty of them in it that are all repetitive. Will I be fooled again?"
"It's not for you, I'll play it myself." Zhou You said and double-clicked the icon.
An opening scene jumped out soon-
Beautiful Girl Dream Factory 4!
The background is a little girl with big eyes and ponytails, probably the age of a primary school student.
Zhou Ming was a little attracted by the leaping sound effects.
"What... game." Zhou Ming originally wanted to glance at it, but he could not bear it when he saw the little girl.
"Graduate a daughter."
"It's so boring, it's all fake anyway." Zhou Ming rubbed his hands and leaned behind Zhou You, "Father's profession? Don't choose a businessman, choose a declining noble."
"The businessman is rich." Zhou You pointed to the screen and said, "The declining nobles are the higher self-esteem. In the end, they are so poor that they can only work and have no time to study."
"That can't be a businessman, you can live like a bug, you can choose a knight." Zhou Ming said firmly, "You can't be a businessman anyway."
"No, I'll be a businessman."
"Son-in-law!" Zhou Ming grabbed the edge of the screen and cursed.
"Speak casually, I haven't touched your daughter anyway." Zhou You gently patted Zhou Ming's arm, "So, please don't touch my daughter."
"You! You..." Zhou Ming stared at Zhou You with his eyes, held it in for a long time, shook his hand, and returned to the seat where he was sitting, "Who cares about your fake daughter?"
"In the paradise, it's meaningless to be true or false." Zhou You chose the profession, birthday, zodiac sign and other characteristics. The picture flashed and his daughter got up and was full of energy.
"He's ten years old." Zhou You started operating with a happy face, and his daughter's voice soon came from the computer, "Dad."
Zhou Ming trembled all over and couldn't bear it, so he came over again: "It's quite cute... It looks like Yaoxing's childhood..."
"Don't be so close to me." Zhou You pushed Zhou Ming, "It will scare my daughter."
"I'll just look..."
"Then don't interfere, it's my daughter." Zhou You then started a series of interactions, asked about his well-being, what his daughter wanted, what plans he had in the future, and even joked with her daughter and tickled her daughter.
Accompanied by her daughter's laughter, Zhou Ming also giggled: "Hahaha..."
Before I knew it, the former giant god became a local kid who went to an Internet cafe but had no money, so he had to stand behind others and watch the enjoyable one.
Zhou You turned his head and scolded, "Don't speak out, don't disturb my daughter and I."
Zhou Ming quickly covered his mouth, but he could still make a sound: "Summer is here, and my daughter wants to change into a cool dress."
"No money." Zhou You cursed, and then started to arrange his daughter's schedule. [Working in a logging farm] [Working in a maid] [Working in a restaurant] [Working in a housework] [Working in a workplace]...
"No!" Zhou Ming cursed, "Are you all a businessman, and you still treat your daughter like this?"
"What's wrong with the businessman? My money is mine, and the money she earns is still mine."
"You're just a fucking devil! Why do you want that much money? That's fake, it's just a number, and you can't spend it!"
"It's great to watch."
"Damn it! What kind of quirk are you?" Zhou Ming glared at the screen and cursed, "You... do you have the heart to let her split the wood with my daughter so cute? She is only 10 years old."
"Shut up, money is the cutest." Zhou You firmly clicked "Progress".
As the picture changed, my daughter came to the logging field and waved her axe with difficulty.
At the same time, data changes are shown below.
【Strength↑】【Money↑】
[Physical strength ↓] [Temperament ↓] [Character ↓] [Self-esteem ↓] [Decoration ↓] [Talent ↓] […↓]…
↓↓↓………
To be continued...