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309 Obsessive-compulsive disorder?

Zhou You and Zhen Ni took the guests to the room. After returning to the front desk, they found that Shi'er was lowering her head and practicing daily etiquette in front of the book, and even her collar had to be adjusted to an extremely symmetrical angle at all times.

Zhen Ni leaned into Zhou You's ear and said, "Hey, don't be so exaggerated..."

"It was her own insistence." Zhou You also stepped forward and said, "You can take a break when there are no guests."

"It's okay, you have to learn etiquette first." Shi'er said, his hands intertwined to the left of his lower abdomen, nodding and smiling, "Welcome to the shore of Xiaoyin Lake."

"I'll go..." Zhen Ni got goose bumps when she saw this posture, "You, you... are you going to bend me?"

"Does the angle of bent down be bigger?" Shi'er became entangled in comparison with the booklet.

"What's this?" Zhen Ni leaned over and lay down in front of the stage and saw a lot of postures and movements printed on the booklet, like martial arts secrets.

Zhou You sighed: "It is said to be the service standard for Emirates First Class."

"I still don't understand." Zhen Ni asked.

"Have you ever been on the plane?"

"Sit down."

“How much does the air ticket cost.”

"It's over a thousand."

"Then can you imagine what kind of service is the ticket that you bought for 70,000 yuan? Can you imagine what it looks like? Can you imagine the quality of a flight attendant?"

"Seventy thousand? Flying on the moon? I'm sick!"

"Calm down, you've just seen a guest who is willing to stay here for one night."

"Hey, what's wrong with 70,000?"

"Then let me change the analogy, such as buying sanitary napkins..."

"Can you change another one?"

"For example, if you buy sanitary napkins, you can buy one cents and five dollars each. It's very uncomfortable to use one cents, while the five dollars is as smooth as silk, and you can't feel it exists at all. Now you want to go out to play, it's obvious that you have to use five dollars, right?"

"Why do you seem to understand very well?"

"Buy it for someone else."

"Hahaha." Zhen Ni said after laughing, "Okay, okay, I understand. For some people, 70,000 yuan is just five yuan for them, right?"

"Ha, you're amazing again."

"It's done."

"Then go in." Zhou You pointed to the office and said, "Bapanko."

"Ah... it was early in the morning..." Zhen Ni was instantly panicked, "I just finished last night, otherwise would it be slow?"

"No, I won ten consecutive games. Every time you lose my game, you will increase your debt repayment time by half an hour, and you will lose half an hour by half a game after winning me."

"Well, do you want this?"

"This is the punishment of greed and dementia. Do you feel the pain?"

"Isn't it okay for me to go?" Zhen Ni ran away quickly.

After watching for a long time, he opened his mouth and said, "You are really happy with other people's suffering."

"Exercise small pains and gain great joy. This is the pepper powder and the happy pepper noodles in my life." Zhou You raised his eyebrows and gestured.

"Although... I don't understand..." Shi'er swallowed and spitted, "But it is said that Yun Shanjun in our plane enjoys pulling out the feathers of a young and beautiful woman. He is very excited when he hears the moans. Do you mean that?"

"Okay, that's the end of this topic." Zhou You coughed and pointed to the booklet, "No need to stick to these details of the action. Our management is not strictly standardized. What's more important is to interact with guests and create a comfortable atmosphere rather than a mechanized process."

"Will that be messy?" Shi'er lit the booklet and said, "Everything must follow the eternal supreme etiquette, otherwise it will gradually become lazy and distracted, and the order will be distracted. Only the evil gods are keen to descend on the plane of decay and disorganized rule, which will be a disaster for everyone."

"I'll say again, there is no God here."

"Oh, by the way... I'm sorry..." Shi'er stared at the booklet, and it was still difficult to put it down. "But since I was a child... I've been accustomed to a standard ritual, every move, every thing, every worship, every day... If I can obey it... I'll be very nervous... I'm very anxious... like now."

"You're obsessive-compulsive disorder..."

"What?"

"Okay, wait."

Zhou You turned on his phone and found a classic old-fashioned jazz dance song "hey!baby" that he liked very much.

Connecting to the Bluetooth speaker played in the hall, the light harmonica prelude quickly floated out.

Then the percussion rhythm is substituted and blended with the melody.

"This is..." Shi'er's ears trembled.

"Music, don't you have any there?"

Shi'er shook her head.

As he was talking, the handsome and prodigal manly voiced.

hey~~~~hey~baby~

iygirl~~

Following the singing and rhythm, Zhou You naturally twisted slightly. The muscles that were originally stiff all over his body seemed to be awakened in an instant. He twisted his dance steps and stepped into the front desk and pulled Shi'er's hand.

"I... this is...whose dance to worship? Don't...I don't know how to dance..." Shi'er was nervous before, stretching every inch of her skin to curb her instinctive impulse.

Zhou You raised his hand and gestured at the rhythm: "There is no purpose, it's just to make yourself happy and get dry."

Shi'er shook her head in horror, trying to escape Zhou You's palm: "This is blasphemy..."

"Okay, I'll change my way." Zhou You's body slowly undulating and smiled, "The will of the ancient black god is to forget the meaning and dance as you wish with the music."

"This..." Shi'er shook for a moment before saying, "Then can I imitate you?"

"Can."

Shi'er stared at Zhou You, trying to capture the dynamics of his whole body and then follow suit, but this was naturally impossible. The attention was completely focused on Zhou You's posture, which also caused Shi'er's dancing posture to be very stiff.

"It's not good." Zhou You picked up his phone again, "A different way, let's watch a two-minute dance together, then forget it, and dance the music in your own way."

"What? Why forget?"

"No need to worry, your current body should rely more on instinctual intuition rather than following the rules." Zhou You soon showed a dance video that is both simple and has room for operation.

In the picture, the man in the suit and the woman in the shirt stand opposite each other, but neither of them is looking at each other, and she is a little lazy and decadent.

The sounds of Hawaiian guitar, jazz piano and snack drums appeared one after another. While the song of "younevercantell" sounded, they also began to twist each other lazyly and casually.

Shi'er looked at the woman on the screen intently, trying to remember her dancing posture, how much her neck twisted, how she stroked her legs, and how she twisted her butt.

"Don't worry, you can't recover, just feel it." Zhou You smiled, "This is a clip from a movie called "Pulp Novel". These two minutes have been named eternal classics by us."
Chapter completed!
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