247 The Oath Is Unreliable
"What are you saying..." Hutou raised his hand desperately and twisted Zhou You's arm, "I don't believe it..."
However, no matter how hard he tried, it would be difficult to shake the fitness madman Zhou You at all. However, Zhou You felt a little painful, and he had to turn around and punch Hu's head in the face.
A heavy punch slapped in the face, accompanied by the splash of blood foam, the traveling fist stinged slightly.
The real world is indeed more exciting than the paradise.
Hutou shook his head blankly, so confused that he couldn't speak, so he was dragged into the bungalow by Zhou You.
Turning on the dim light, the room was a little difficult. Zhou You easily picked up the tiger's head and threw him onto the bed.
"Who?" he asked at the end.
"Old...Old Fei..." Hutou lay flat and gasped, his face covered in sweat and drooling, "Just let's go here, brother... I don't dare... I don't dare again..."
"Do you know what we are different?" Zhou You looked at him with a smile. "People like you frequently bluff and eat small profits, and I will do the best."
After Zhou You talked, he turned around and walked out.
Plop.
Hutou wanted to escape, but fell to the ground and couldn't climb no matter what he said. He could only howl, "Man is doing, God is watching!"
"Oh, thank you for reminding me." Zhou You turned around, walked to him again, rolled up his sleeves, and silently recited the spell given by the Emperor's daughter, "Five Thunders Booms... If you want to buy tickets for the Black and White Witch War, please recognize the only designated Emperor's daughter on the official website..."
Damn this spell.
Then, the Five Thunder Curse gently escaped Zhou You's skin. Zhou You picked it up and slapped it on Hutou's forehead: "I have to leave, there are 30 seconds left, bye."
“???”
Zhou You trotted out of the house and rushed to Wanton and said, "Carry them out."
Wanton took the order, picked up two pieces of people, followed Zhou You and Xu Tianling to escape from the courtyard quickly.
At the same time, the moonlight was gradually blocked by dark clouds, and a flash appeared in the sky. A thunderstorm began to brew. Zhou You and others quickly avoided a further place.
In the field, Xutian Ling rushed around panting and said, "This evil person with the five thunder curse is exclusively thunder. For safety reasons, can you stay away from us?"
"No, I want to hug you tightly." Zhou You stepped forward and grabbed Xu Tianling.
"Wow, I want to hug you too." Wanton threw the two of them to the ground and walked forward to hug Zhou You's stomach.
In the two heavens of ice and fire, a lightning that could not be described how thick it was fell from the sky, and it was thundering on the bungalow of the "Farmhouse by the Xiaoyin Lake".
The distance was too close, and the hair of the three of Zhouyou exploded.
Before there was time to react, a dazzling light flashed by.
A few seconds later, there was a violent and muffled sound that had never been seen before.
After a moment, the dark clouds in the sky gradually dissipated and the moonlight shone on the earth again.
With the help of the moonlight, Zhouyou saw that the original farmhouse had collapsed and turned into ruins. The Five Thunder Curse seemed to be a physical blow, and it did not have the fire as imagined as it could have soared into the sky.
"Where is the five thunder that you promised?" Zhou You cursed while tidying up his erect hair.
The two men next to them were completely scared and urinated.
"Dad... are you Maoshan Shinto?"
"Immortal, Immortal..."
Zhou You shook his head and rushed to Xu Tianling and said, "Go to do it."
"Remind you." Xu Tianling pointed to the ruins, "It may not be dead."
"That's right, you're here to wait." Zhou You ran to the ruins and entered the yard. He saw that the ceiling of the bungalow had been blown away, and the broken walls still existed.
He kicked open the door and entered the room, and saw a black shadow half exposed outside, coughing hard while pulling out the bricks and tiles.
"The evil man is very life." Zhou You sighed and walked forward. At this time, the tiger's head was charred, with no hair visible, only a pair of eyes still white.
When Hutou saw Zhou You come back, tears and snot gushed out in an instant, and he cried and said, "Immortal Zhou! I was wrong, I was really wrong. I will definitely be a good person in the future and do some bad things. There will be five thunderstorms in the sky."
"The five thunders can't kill you, so I'll do it." Zhou You picked up a larger brick and walked to Hu's head. "The bully was killed by lightning at home. I'll finish writing this story."
"Immortal! I really want to be a good person. I have seen that the way of heaven exists, and you are the way of heaven." Hutou cried with Zhou You's calves, "I have a wife and children... In the future, not only will I be a good person, but I will also let the baby be a good person. I want to tell him that evil will be retribution. Immortal, please."
"Sorry, I don't consider these off-field factors." Zhou You lifted the brick.
"My family is also a girl... she is about the same age as the child just now, and she is in the sixth grade of elementary school..." Hutou looked up at Zhou You and cried.
"She was born in the wrong family." Zhou You grabbed the brick and was about to smash it down.
Hutou stared at Zhou You and cried and said, "Am I really guilty to death? Is her father really necessary to die?"
Zhou You's hand was about to smash it, but it was fixed in mid-air. He wanted to smash it again and then settled again.
"Immortal! Although I, Hutou, at most, only fight and hurt people. You are an immortal. You can see it." Hutou hugged Zhou You's calves again, "Give me a way out, I spit out all the food I eat, I donate it to the poor, and give it to those who can't afford to go to school and eat, and let me be a good person. My life is yours. If I don't do good deeds for a day, you will come and take my life."
Zhouyou's heart is filled with all kinds of flavors.
Hutou is definitely a pure-blooded bastard.
But it is true that sin does not end in death.
If you can truly be a good person and teach your children well in the second half of your life, it will be better.
Pick.
Zhou You threw it away and turned his head, smiling.
In the end, I still can't be a devil.
He leaned over, picked up the bricks and tiles around Hutou and threw them out.
"Immortal..." Although the tiger's head was only half exposed outside, it also bent down to kowtow to Zhou You, "I don't believe in gods or ghosts in the future, I only believe in immortals. I worship you every day, sooner or later, and I will worship you with my children."
"No need." Zhou Youzhao was almost done and picked up his tiger head, "You said it yourself, right? In the future, you must do good deeds and donate the money you have collected to those who need it more."
"A certain immortal... I swear, I will do this for the rest of my life..."
"The oath is not reliable." Zhou You walked out with his tiger's head, "I believe in genes more."
"What does it mean, immortal?"
"You are very lucky. You have just set a human first, and you are about to create the next one." Zhou You said calmly, "You are about to become the first spiritual plastic surgery person in all mankind."
"What's the thing?"
"Just treat it as baptized by the holy water of this sect."
"Sect... Immortal, do you want me to join the sect?"
Chapter completed!