243 Hope to pay more attention
In the secret room, Xu Tianling was waiting here. What was shocking was that she was looking through the magazines used for cover by Zhou You. When Zhou You came, she immediately asked: "Why are there long legs, not short legs, not big breasts, not flat breasts, why do you have to wear long stockings, why do you have to look forward to it and refuse to pretend to be unwilling?"
"Why are you an adult version of 100,000? " Zhou You picked up the magazine in Xu Tianling's hand and pondered for a long time, "Why do you want to read this thing?"
"This." Xu Tianling pointed to the magazine, "It seems to be the driving force for the advancement of human civilization, and I'm not sure yet."
"No matter what driving force you have, do you think this... is interesting?"
"Do you find it interesting to see two flies flying together?"
"But you are a fly too."
"Little Chaos is, I'm not. If she is 80% controlled by hormones, I am 100% controlled by the brain."
“Shouldn’t it be 20%?”
"Speak serious."
"You are avoiding topics."
“The goods arrived.”
"Forcibly avoid?"
“There is not much time.”
"Okay..." Zhou You shook his head and walked to the teleportation stone.
In fact, Xu Tianling is not prepared to make explosives or biochemical viruses, because the country's security is very good, and she does not have a legal channel to obtain relevant resources. Once she tries to collect resources, she will leave traces and then cause trouble.
Therefore, Xianyu is the best choice. Although most of the items above are mild, there are always some war supplies.
For example, the Five Thunder Curse.
Zhou You clicked to receive the goods, and a small silver talisman appeared, with a large pile of symbols Zhou You couldn't understand on it. After Zhou You touched it lightly, the Five Thunder Spells slowly floated into his sleeve and pressed on his forearm.
While clicking to receive the goods, Zhou You secretly talked to the seller of the Black and White Witch Plane. Although all this sounds great, her id instantly broke the serious atmosphere - the only official designated imperial daughter in the entire plane.
Every time Zhou You clicks on this id, he feels that he is talking to an idol group or internet celebrity marketing account.
"Hi Empress, may I ask the above statement that it must be used for 'evil people'. Is it serious or pretending to be morally reasonable?"
"It's the imperial daughter. Of course, it's serious. The more evil the user is, the greater the power of the heavenly thunder it summons."
"This...is the user referring to the user or the user?"
"It will be all right."
"Oh, then I have confidence. I won't say anything. I'll promote good and evil."
"I am very happy to hear that you are going to fight against the evil people. Although we have never had any intersection, it is also the responsibility of the Emperor's Lady to reshape the way of heaven. Speaking of the Emperor's Lady, two months later, the final battle of the black and white witches on this plane will begin. The Emperor's Lady will continue to lead the white witch to fight against evil, relying on the strong and bullying evil, and can promote the way of heaven beautifully. I hope to pay more attention. Now I will start pre-sale tickets for the final battle, with very few volumes. I want to chat privately and send a letter to the Emperor's Lady."
"Are you answered the edited template?"
"I am very happy to hear that you are going to edit the template. Although we have never had any intersection, editing the template is also the responsibility of the Emperor's daughter. Speaking of the Emperor's daughter..."
Zhou You quickly turned off the chat, this damn Internet culture.
"I hope this thing works." Zhou You gently touched his arm, "Don't tear it off then."
Xu Tianling said: "This imperial daughter has a good review and should be very useful."
"Maybe it's a brush, I think this person has a problem with his quality." Zhou You then took a deep breath and collected the second item - Schrödinger's cat cage.
Unexpectedly, Xianyu's translation became more and more spiritual. It was not that there was a guy named Schrödinger in another world, but Xianyu believed that this translation was most in line with the artistic conception of the original language.
It is said to be a cat cage, but it is actually something similar to soap. Zhou You bought three pieces in total. According to the description of the item, as long as you hold this soap, your body will enter an unobservable state that exists and does not exist. It cannot be observed and recorded with the naked eye or the instrument, which is equivalent to an invisible person.
But this is not absolutely invisible. Once you throw away the soap or the impact on the outside world exceeds a threshold, the cat cage will be destroyed, and you will be exposed, entering a stable state of existence, losing the invisible effect. You need to go back to a place where no one observes it and let the quantum oscillation return to a low value before you can enter the cage and enclosure again.
It is worth mentioning that this is not an item sold by any plane seller, but a product from Xianyu official mall, the first piece is 500 fish balls, the second piece is 1,000, and the third piece is 2,000, and the third piece is 2,000, and it keeps flipping upwards.
"Have you ever confirmed the specific 'threshold' that destroys the cat cage?" Zhou You asked while collecting soap.
"Huh?" Xu Tianling looked around, then suddenly nodded, "It's really easy to use."
Zhou You was stunned by the soap, and it turned out that he had entered an unobservable state.
Just try it out.
He jumped and ran away, Xu Tianling was indifferent and even asked, "Are you by your side? Are you experimenting? Don't be so naive in the store manager."
Zhou You walked to Xu Tianling again and shook his hand: "I am cold, my silly grandma, Aunt Xu Tianling."
"I guess you're talking about some insulting words." Xu Tianling frowned slightly, as if he felt some disgusting quantum flow.
Zhou Youyou lifted up his shirt with joy: "Wow, super handsome naked man!"
"Have you played enough?" Xu Tianling looked around with caution.
"I can't see..." Zhou You raised his eyebrows, and evil was coming to his gallbladder. He reached out and pinched Xu Tianling's waist, "tickling."
"Ah!" Xu Tianling screamed like a cat. Seeing Zhou You appear again, she forced herself to calm down and returned to her cold face, "Have you tried enough?"
"..." Zhou You looked at this expression and remembered the expression of his mother when he made a mistake when he was a child. He was instantly distracted and even a little scared. He had to take his hand back, "Can you just kidding?"
Xu Tianling pointed to the soap in his hand and said, "It's getting lighter."
Zhou You can't actually feel it, but according to the instructions, soap will indeed dissolve with the use, which is a consumable.
In addition, from the test results, running, jumping, and speaking at normal volume will not exceed the impact threshold, but actual contact with others will obviously break the cage and invisibility.
Zhouyou then put away the soap and started collecting the last goods.
This time, he received a small glass jar and a whistle-shaped thing, with a worm-like thing squirming in the jar.
Production of Eat the Message and Eternal Plane.
Chapter completed!