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Cutting manure can be said to be a skill passed down by all mankind.

In the farming era when machinery was not developed, human manure was usually treated as a fertile natural fertilizer and mixed in the soil before cultivation. This is a very effective carbon cycle, highlighting the continuous flashing light of wisdom during the long process of human agricultural civilization.

The light of wisdom... The light of wisdom The light of wisdom!

In the dark corner, Xiao An raised his head and roared silently, opened his mouth and breathed suddenly, and his face turned dark green.

Listen! The entrance of the cave is a few hundred meters away from this area, and there are countless times of shocking sounds!

Like a thunder in a sunny day!

Boom! Bang bang! Bang bang! Bang!

A black and green shock wave erupted from where the sound came, rolling up a black storm and sweeping in all directions!

Look at Xiao An! He is quick-witted and skillful. He squats down as fast as possible, pinchs his nose and starts to hold his breath, takes a ragged shirt in the ring and puts it on his head, and closes his eyes tightly...

Hey he cried

As a strong man, a man destined to become a devil, and a man who wants to destroy this world!

He actually cried...

The 'strong wind' blew, and the 'wind and sand' gradually subsided. Xiao An silently took out his clothes from the top of his head, shook off the particles on it, and looked down at the big pit nearly two meters deep that he dug out...

At this time, the bgm can only be "Erquan Yingyue", and the poem that pops up in my heart can only be the adaptation of "Praise the Farmer":

When the sun is hoeing, sweat drips into the soil.

Who knew that every bite of this dung ball was hard.

Well, it’s better to go outside to excrete these "dragon dung layers" accumulated over the years after complaining, and see what the system marks early...

All of this is for a handy weapon!

The path I chose is even if I have a body full of shit, I have to pinch my nose and finish it.

At this time, there is no need to say anything. I took the weapon of Ivy as a shovel and chiseled the hard dragon dung as stone, then inserted it with a long sword and threw it outside.

Fortunately, the whole process can be avoided by using both hands, otherwise Xiao An would really go crazy.

After a few minutes, Xiao An went deeper downwards again for dozens of centimeters, and another gust of wind came outside, and Xiao An immediately stopped moving.

Puff! Yes—

Hey, this dragon has diarrhea

Xiao An felt disgusted, but it was much better than the unrestrained style of the previous dragon.

How can you really hold hope and light without experiencing suffering?

Xiao An comforted himself and continued to lower his head and squat there under his clothes, maintaining the perfect shape of the hole walls on all sides.

"hold head high--"

A long roar came from outside, and the diarrhea-drenched dragon in the cave also cried back twice, but it could be heard that the dragon in the cave was a little sick.

The chest was slightly hot, and Xiao An naturally had a conversation between two dragons with different voices. The heart of the beast king absorbed the dragon's soul for some reason. It might have existed. After all, the heart of the beast king should be made by the beast god. The treasures "inherited" were not made by those bullshit gods themselves.

Soon, the dragon in the cave also stormed a strong wind. Xiao An breathed a sigh of relief and began another round of new operations.

How deep is that legendary weapon?

Xiao An was a little depressed. It was not that he couldn't stand the pain, but that the "equipment" he had worked hard to fight for was actually just thrown into the feces by these giant dragons...

It’s better not to mention it. I’m not strong enough to make the dragon clan bow his head directly. The amount of respect I can gain depends on how much strength I have.

Just complain, it’s okay to just say it in your heart.

After a long time, no giant dragon flew over, Xiao An's project progress made great progress. Finally, when he took a sword, he suddenly heard a "ding" and his spirit was shocked in an instant!

Digged! No, maybe something else!

He squatted down patiently and looked at it. With the faint light, Xiao An vaguely saw a black one, slightly curved...

Humans and gods share feces

Bah! It's the hilt of the sword!

Hahaha! Xiao An laughed wildly in his heart. He was about to use a fireball technique to see clearly, but his hand trembled and quickly wiped out the Mars that did not appear, which scared him so much that he broke out in a cold sweat.

Although I don’t know if the dragon dung will ferment and produce some kind of chemical gas, I am not afraid of ten thousand, but I am afraid of it. If I make an open fire, a mushroom cloud will rise directly here.

The problem is not to add a little deep embellishment to the beautiful Dragon Canyon, the problem is that his fate may be ruined!

Although my body is a God-given body, it is definitely unknown whether it can withstand the explosion.

Let’s get back to the point, pull it out first.

Xiao An put some clothes on and pulled the hilt of the sword hard... At first, he felt a little difficult, but when he pulled out the hilt of the sword, everything became silky and smooth.

Buzz —

A soft buzzing came from the sword body, as if the sword body was trembling, and cold lights began to appear!

The treasure is covered with feces, and it will be effective when it meets the master!

Xiao An sighed and was afraid that the sword would make any big noise, so he didn't have time to see the style, structure, and information of the sword. He rolled it with cloth and threw it into the ring space.

The job is done! Skip the number!

After spending some effort, Xiao An escaped from the deep pit he dug out, looked at the direction of the hole, looked for the nearby sunken rock wall, and ran over.

He was more than a hundred meters away from the entrance of the cave. In order to beware of the discovery of the dragon, he was very careful every time he advanced.

Fortunately, the dragons are excreted near the entrance of the cave and will not go deep into it at all. There are few dragons who will look at their excrement more often. Most of them are facing the depths of the cave. After the treatment, they will flap their wings and leave.

The water-based dragon is OK, it will rush; the wind-based dragon is also more elegant...

According to the conclusion that Xiao An lurked in this magical cave for more than an hour, it seems that the fire dragon is more difficult to excrete. It may be that the body is relatively hot, and the few fire dragons that appeared just now have obvious symptoms of constipation.

I'll go and analyze this for yarn! Come and let me escape! I'll definitely get into trouble if I'm discovered by the dragon!

After all, so many female dragons have the risk of being exposed...

The entrance of the cave was right in front of him, Xiao An became more cautious. He was about to walk the last twenty meters, but suddenly he heard a rapid roar of dragons.

Some slightly childish voices appeared in my heart:

"Top it in! Throw it in!"

"Waste Dragon, Waste Dragon! Waste Dragon that smears our giant dragon!"

"Ah hehe! Throw it in!"

There was also a voice full of panic and crying: "No, don't bully me..."

Huh! Like a black shadow on a wall rushed in from the spacious entrance of the cave, rolled on the fresh pools of dragon feces several times, covered in stolen goods, rolled into the cave...

Bullying does not only happen to humans.

As powerful as a dragon, there are situations where you can't take care of your own children.

Xiao An's eyes inadvertently showed a little sadness, and then he clenched his fists.

‘Little Pang, come with twenty dollars, I'll go buy cigarettes and smoke.’

‘I, I didn’t bring any money.’

‘I didn’t bring my money to my schoolbag! Bring it to you!’

Damn it, how could you suddenly remember this kind of thing?

Is it because the eyes of the young dragon with only dense black scales reminding him of himself back then?

So helpless, so sad, with tears in my eyes...

So, Xiao An grabbed Ivy's knight's sword, stared at the dragon with his eyes wide open, and with the conversation ability provided by the Beast King's heart, he let out a threatening growl:

"Precause I didn't see me! Otherwise, I'll kill you!"

“An…An…”

The little black dragon trembled suddenly, avoided Xiao An's gaze, and got up in a mess.
Chapter completed!