Chapter 459 Asking straight men to do cosmetics will make a joke!
After Luo Jia completed the historic test launch of the Sparrow Rocket in Jiuquan, he took the company's special plane back to Shanghai Capital and held an extremely serious meeting.
The reason why this meeting is extremely serious is because of its special nature. As a tough guy group, Xingchen Technology Company, which has the most straight men gathering on the earth, is preparing to make cosmetics. This is definitely a serious challenge for straight men who can't even distinguish between eyeshadow and eye cream.
Baoshan Headquarters Building, top floor, and the Management Bureau Conference Room.
You can tell by the name that this is a place that is different from the brainstorming group. The management bureau has a smaller number of people and consists of major branches and department heads.
Sitting in the head of the conference room, Luo Jia frowned and looked around and found frowning faces. These smartest geniuses in the world suddenly stopped talking. They were very hard-pressed there, which was also a rare and strange scene.
"Since you are here, let's talk about it separately." Luo Jia said in a deep voice: "Even if you drive a duck to the shelves, you have to go there. You should understand that the easiest thing to earn in the world is the money for women and children. It is imperative to charge IQ tax on all women, and this is a plan that will never change."
"We not only have to collect IQ tax, but also have to collect special fees! Because every penny we receive will enter our space plan and become our Mars base, the moon base, and our space station and the earth-moon spacecraft. Without money, what can we use to realize our dream of the stars and seas?"
Luo Jia said righteous words, but he was weak inside. As a single dog for thousands of years, he didn't even have a girlfriend, so it was even more impossible for him to understand cosmetics.
At this time, someone volunteered.
Luo Jia was immediately happy when he saw Hong Tao standing up. Hong Tao was in charge of the Ministry of Commerce. He was very smart and often dealt with cunning businessmen. He would definitely have no problem with him.
"We want to increase the category!" Since becoming a leader, Hong Tao has become more and more generous and his voice has become more and more muffled. "My wife and I said that the company wants to produce a kind of sausage, but she has been slaughtered."
"So now, the things that apply to the face now are no longer called snow cream, but are called face cream, isolation cream, sun cream, night cream, lotion, lotion, lotion, essence water, and beauty care water..."
What's going on?
What are these things?
It sounds very powerful!
Women are indeed the biggest unsolved mystery in the world. They actually apply so many messy things on their faces, aren’t they afraid of destroying the weaker dermis?
All of these things have been biologically monitored? Have you done double-blind comparison? Have you obtained approval from the Drug Administration?
As Hong Tao said those magical names, the scene was in an uproar. The geniuses looked like they were facing a great enemy, and storms quickly rose in their heads.
Hong Tao is proud. In terms of scientific research ability, he is a scumbag in the company, but this time he did his homework and remembered the names and uses of hundreds of cosmetics. He has never worked so hard since the college entrance examination.
Seeing his colleagues looking confused at this moment, Hong Tao immediately admired his wisdom. He had no chance to shock these top talents in mathematics or physics, but cosmetics can do it!
"I have a different opinion."
After Hong Tao finished speaking, An Ran stood up slowly and said clearly in his usual fast speech speed: "As for this issue, I specifically consulted Mengzhou. This is the project I completed with her."
After saying that, Anran put more than 500 pages of printing paper on the table, making a muffled sound.
It is worthy of being Mr. An, and he has done so much preparation work behind his back!
Qi Mengzhou is a genius who is comparable to An Ran. The two of them combined together must be amazing, right?
Many surprises suddenly popped up in everyone's heart. An Ran is the second-in-commander of the company, second only to Luo Jia, and he is indeed more powerful.
An Ran said directly: "Mengzhou and I have the same opinion. We cannot imagine women as a simple creature. Women in the new era are completely different. They are enough to be on par with men in terms of social status, economic ability, and academic literacy..."
"Like memorizing textbooks, I'm afraid this is the idea that your wife instills in you, right? Cut, female fist." Luo Jia complained in her heart, but he did not show it.
An Ran said: "Mengzhou is older than me, and everyone knows this, but the age gap has never been revealed on her face and body, so I am also puzzled by this."
After hearing this, Luo Jia complained again: "Senior Mengzhou's face is ensured to be well maintained. He looks like he is in his twenties, but how do we know how good he is? An Ran definitely has the potential to show off his wife and madness."
"After Mengzhou's explanation, I suddenly realized that Mengzhou was able to maintain it to such a level. There was no reason why she chose the right path and did not pay IQ tax."
"I would like to ask everyone, how much do you know about medical beauty?"
Swish ~
Luo Jia looked around and saw even more confused faces.
This is a group of guys who can't even tell the difference between facial cleanser and shower gel. Luo Jia has seen a survey of best-selling products at the headquarters life supermarket. It is an existence called Adidas three-in-one, which has long been ranked first in the best-selling list of cosmetics.
Luo Jiayi found out after inquiring about it that the so-called three-in-one means shower gel, shampoo, and facial cleanser, which means one. There is no problem in washing your hair, face and body. As the saying goes, a bottle is in my hand, I have it all. With the three-in-one artifact, plus the big treasure, straight men can travel all the way to the world without any obstacles.
Like a woman, she brings many bottles and jars everywhere she goes, and the jars are filled with all kinds of strange liquids. This kind of thing does not exist. In the straight man's world, big treasures are all optional things. A bottle of three in one is enough to solve 99% of the problem.
"Stop talking nonsense, just say it quickly." Luo Jia was anxious and shouted to An Ran: "What is medical beauty? Why can it help the senior sister keep her skin healthy?"
Seeing that he had aroused public anger, An Ran stopped keeping him in a silence and quickly explained: "Medical beauty means medical beauty. If you paste tens of thousands of yuan of cosmetics on your face, the effect may not be as good as a laser dot matrix for a course of treatment."
laser!!!
The word laser seems to have great magic to straight men. Suddenly, the deadly conference room was boiling, and everyone was talking privately.
Wen Chengling, a major laser field player, jumped out and said excitedly: "Oh my God, there is finally something I can understand. It's been so far, and I almost suffocated to death! You at least use Dabao. When we two brothers lived in the Amazon rainforest, they used mud to protect our faces from sun protection and cosmetics, and they didn't even understand the slightest."
Well…
Mud to cover up the face and block ultraviolet rays?
This is more amazing.
Luo Jia was speechless. As a man who knows how to use Nivea facial cleanser, she seemed to be quite delicate.
"Laser dot matrix is not a real laser generator." Wen Chengling quickly said: "Dot matrix refers to a working mode of a laser. As long as the diameter of the laser beam is less than 500 microns and the beams are arranged in a regular lattice shape, the working mode at this time is called dot matrix laser."
"Super pulse peeling co2 dot matrix laser can instantly heat the moisture in the tissue to more than 100 c. When acting on the skin, it can vaporize the epidermis or dermis of different depths, causing the skin to produce vaporization pits."
"Due to the large peak energy of the dot matrix laser, the collateral damage caused by heat is small, and the vaporization tissue is accurate, and the damage to surrounding tissue is minor, and it can be recovered in at most three to five days. At the same time, the possibility of complications such as pigmentation or pigmentation is small. It is scientifically based on the use of removing scars and tenderizing the skin."
"I don't know who invented the laser dot matrix. It is a very unemployed branch in our laser field. When I read the papers before, I occasionally saw several articles on using laser to activate the dermis. I was puzzled at the time. Some people were wasting their lives and doing such a worthless research? So I remembered it by the way."
Alas ~
Luo Jia held his forehead, and these straight men actually felt that laser technology was valuable for beauty, wasting life, and wasting improper jobs.
How can they know that laser beauty is more than just valuable, it is worth hundreds of billions a year, and it is very profitable!
Straight men may never understand how crazy women can be for beauty.
"The explanation is too correct." An Ran said in a deep voice: "That's what Mengzhou said. She never uses ordinary cosmetics and does not pay IQ tax. But she spends a lot of time every year for medical beauty treatments. The creams and masks used are also the kind with batch numbers of medical devices. Although the price is expensive, the effect is really good."
"I stole some from Mengzhou and put them in the chemical laboratory for testing. The test report is present in the cloud server, and the number is..."
Crackling...
Although straight men don’t understand cosmetics, they can understand the test report.
So a group of people downloaded the test report and pointed at the detected components, instantly regaining the true nature of the keyboard hero.
After a pause, An Ran made the final summary: "In short, we should take the medical beauty system as our opponent, study it carefully, and start from the three dimensions of equipment, chemistry, genes, and the hardware department will increase its research and development efforts to develop medical beauty machinery, lasers, ultrasounds, and black technology that can be used with subversive effects. The chemical department must prepare competitive fragrances and lubricants. Believe me, women's noses and skin are much more sensitive than us."
"If you want a product to sell well, you must have a good smell and a slippery touch on your body. In addition, you must design packaging with our characteristics and use these as marketing methods."
"The end is genes. The Life Sciences Department is responsible for providing the core of cosmetics, truly reducing wrinkles and anti-aging genotype drugs. This is the most important step in the plan. After all, if any product wants to sell well, its product strength is the core value, and the rest are auxiliary."
Clearing his throat, An Ran shouted loudly: "With the mechanics, chemistry, and gene trilogy, we can provide high-quality beauty services that meet medical standards to female compatriots and seize the medical beauty market."
Hurry ~
After An Ran's speech ended, the straight men applauded warmly.
Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief. Just study the existence of laser generators and gene optimization agents. There is no need to figure out the difference between eye cream and facial cream. How simple it is, straight men feel relieved.
If female compatriots know this idea, they may get angry, because in the mind of the tough guy group, they would rather study lasers than understand those damn cosmetics, and they are very suspicious of being unwilling to waste energy on women.
etc!
What the hell is going on!?
Chapter completed!