Chapter three hundred and seventy second fire
Only children do multiple-choice questions. As an adult, of course I want them all!"
The video Gao Zheng was interviewed quickly appeared on the Internet, because his words made him popular on the Internet again.
After all, everyone used to choosing the correct answer from several answers.
That's why there are many words like "I'm willing to exchange a for b".
Suarez is right. He mainly wants to express his importance to the league championship with the Golden Boots, not that he does not care about the Golden Boots.
If you don’t win the championship in the end, it’s good to have a Golden Boot to talk about it.
But if he can choose, he can only choose one, and he will definitely choose the championship instead of the Golden Boot.
Because the championship is a team honor, the Golden Boot belongs only to you.
No matter what, he could not say in front of the whole world, "I only need the Golden Boot, so I don't care whether the team can win the championship." After all, that means that he will be self-destructive, and it means that Barcelona has no place to stand in his foothold.
He is not stupid.
Unexpectedly, Gao Zheng broke the rules and did not play according to the routine. Facing the same problem, he said, "Only children do multiple-choice questions. As an adult, of course I want them all!"
This is really eye-catching. It feels like Gao Zheng is simply a stream of this world... a mudslide, completely different from the charming sluts outside.
There are also Chinese fans who have proved that this sentence was not actually Gao Zheng's first. As early as 1994, in Stephen Chow's famous comedy "The Nine-Class Sesame Official", played by Xu Jinjiang, threatened the county magistrate played by Stephen Chow, and said this line.
At that time, the county magistrate played by Stephen Chow originally wanted to discuss the "split up" matter with Xu Jinjiang: "Since everyone is a fellow disciple, I'd just divide the amount of it into two pieces. At most, I'll get a big portion, you get a small portion..."
Unexpectedly, Lei Bao, played by Xu Jinjiang, was unreasonable and clenched his fists in front of Stephen Chow and said, "I want them all!"
This is just a scene in that classic drama. There are many classic clips in that film, and this scene definitely cannot rank among the top five.
Many people don’t even remember this scene in that movie.
However, with Gao Zheng's words, everyone has re-released the movie of the ninth-rank sesame official, so this dialogue became so popular...
It started with a forum community where sports fans gathered, and then spread across the Internet through Weibo.
For a time, many netizens on the Internet took screenshots of movies and spoofed them with photos of Gao Zheng during an interview.
He pounced Gao Zheng's face on Xu Jinjiang's head and turned the timid Stephen Chow into Suarez.
So the picture turned into Gao Zheng clenching his fists in front of Suarez and said, "I want them all!"
This is very comic.
This picture quickly became popular on the Chinese Internet and even spread to Europe through the Chinese Internet.
After all, because of Gao Zheng's reputation, many people in Europe also pay attention to him. Everything related to Gao Zheng is the target of their pursuit.
How could you not know when Gao Zheng had aside the new expression pictures?
After this simple video screenshot is matched with PS, countless variants have been derived on the Internet.
Some people interpret this scene through various other characters, highlighting the key message of "I want all". Whether it is a pet, a toy or any other animation, or screenshots of clips in film and television, as long as two subjects are close together in a left and right way, the four words "I want all" can be added below.
Some people write code with programs and then use code to run the picture "I want everything" spelled out with a fully signed character.
Some people also reproduced this scene in the movie by hand-drawing, which was divided into realistic styles and simple strokes. After the simple strokes were drawn, everyone continued to simplify in depth, trying to express the original meaning with the least information. If anyone can do this, it means he is awesome.
So someone used different geometric shapes to piece together Xu Jinjiang, a red hat, a white beard, a blue dress, and Stephen Chow, a black hat, a gray dress. Even if the four words "I want them all", everyone can tell at a glance what the picture is saying.
But some people think it is not simplified enough, so they continue to work hard to gradually abstract a very specific screenshot.
Some people completed the interpretation with only four geometric figures, while others used two Chinese characters "full skills", but different colors were used in Chinese characters to express the main information.
Some people even used two pictures with gradient colors to express all the meaning, which was amazing...
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The creative climax of the emoticon package brought by Gao Zheng on the Internet actually reflects how much people pay attention to Gao Zheng’s Golden Boots.
Everyone hopes that Gao Zheng can win the La Liga Golden Boots.
Although he has already won the Serie A Golden Boot.
But now the influence of the Serie A is declining, and La Liga is booming.
In addition, La Liga has two peerless geniuses, Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi, who take turns to dominate the Golden Boot honor.
Messi has lost the chain this season, and Cristiano Ronaldo has also been silent in the last two rounds of the league. However, Suarez's emergence is somewhat surprising.
But this is indeed a great opportunity to break the monopoly of this honor between Mero and the two.
If someone can break the rule of the two of them, everyone hopes that it is Gao Zheng.
Of course, Gao Zheng did not disappoint them. Although Suarez overtakes one goal, he performed very confidently.
Even the words "I want them all" are said. It is really worthy of being the one who dares to book the golden boots twenty-five rounds in advance, and it is worthy of being the one who said "I, Gao Zheng, is so cool" in front of half of the Italian sports media...
Gao Zheng's confidence also makes everyone look forward to him, hoping that he can really win the La Liga top scorer as he wishes at the end of the season.
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"Luis, Gao laughed at you as a kid." In Barcelona, Pique pointed to the news on his phone and said to Suarez.
Suarez's face was not very good-looking, but in fact, he knew it without Pique's reminder.
Of course he could only say that he couldn't say that when everyone's league championship was hopeless, would it be okay to have a league golden boot?
As a result, Gao Zheng caught the loophole and laughed at it...
However, he really didn't expect that Gao Zheng could say such words "I want them all" when facing such a problem.
Aren’t he afraid of leaving a “arrogant” impression on people?
Aren't he afraid of being attacked by public opinion?
No, he is not afraid, as long as he can do it, there is nothing to be afraid of. As long as he does it, all the crazy words he says now will be considered the absolute confidence of a Golden Boot winner.
It's just a good story when it is spread, and no one will think that this person has a problem with his brain.
Suarez is very clear about this.
So the root of the problem is that he must not get the Golden Boot.
As long as he fails in the battle for the Golden Boot, all the words he says now will be used as evidence and cause of failure.
From this moment on, Suarez made a decision.
Chapter completed!