Chapter 105 Your friend Beifeng is online(1/2)
Xu Nan became popular at that time: "What law does not mean? Is it a nine-year compulsory education student physics course?"
He grabbed the fat man and took out a brand new work permit:
"I'm a policeman."
The fat man widened his eyes and looked at him for a long time: "This is a student card."
Xu Nan calmly stuffed the student back and changed his formal ID.
"Anyway, this film will be under my jurisdiction in the future. Any matters related to professionals can be notified to me or my subordinates."
"I am also a student of Shangdong University, so there are no barriers for you."
"After all, professionals are ordinary people before they awaken."
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xu Nan simply said hello to the residents nearby.
Everyone has a good impression of Xu Nan.
The three brothers of Salted Fish were twisted and could not be handsome even if they were in the court.
The owner of the hot pot restaurant is a middle-aged woman who looks not easy to mess with. She whipped up and down the southwestern dialect, and almost pointed at the fat man's nose and scolded her.
She told Xu Nan about the whole story.
The fat man came in and ate endlessly. At that time, she felt something was wrong and kept a secret. As a result, this guy ate for three hours and ran away after eating...
As a professional, this fat man is naturally very skilled and his agility is shocking. When the boss saw that he was not a mortal, he didn't want to chase him immediately. Who knew that this guy was too fat and went straight to Carmen!
At this time, she remembered the help hotline issued by Qianmang Club yesterday and sought help from the new neighborhood committee.
When Xu Nan and others came, the fat man barely got out of the door. Seeing his sweaty look, he was quite struggling.
Faced with the proprietress’s accusation, the fat man acted like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water and was very worthy of beating.
"Do you have anything to refute?"
Xu Nan asked calmly.
He had seen it with identification techniques. This guy is also a warlock, but his level is very low, only at level one.
"No. All she said is true. I am a professional, don't have any benefits? I just eat some food in her house and give it to her in the future!"
The fat man said with confidence.
The onlookers showed contempt and indignation.
Even the three brothers of Salted Fish couldn't help but want to get started and suck him. The Kangaroo was already sucking.
Xu Nan stopped the kangaroo with a calm expression:
"Liu Jian, warlock, binge eater bloodline awakening loser... I just read your registration information, so this set is useless to me."
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, your resume is a bit amazing. You have been in the detention center for many times and have been in the detention center for half a month. In that half a month, the food expenses in the detention center increased significantly, so I released it for you again."
Xu Nan is now an official member of Qianmang Society. His mobile phone can be directly connected to the Qianmang Society's database. According to the permission level, he can check the information of many people, including the fat man who was committing the incident in front of him.
"What's wrong? I'm all professionals and still have such a promising future? Are you addicted to being an unemployed vagrant?"
Liu Jian was immediately angry, and his forehead was covered with blue veins:
"Who said I was an unemployed vagrant? I am a football player!"
Xu Nan said in surprise: "Your size is not suitable for playing fake football? It's too obvious."
The fat man's face turned red: "Who has played fake football? I don't allow you to insult my dream."
"Actually, I am a goalkeeper. As long as I eat enough, I will be able to cover the entire goal one day. At that time, my defense will be airtight!"
"Those who have laughed at me, if they want to score, have to ask about my fat!"
Everyone next to him was shocked. Looking at the fat man's body full of fat, he suddenly felt that his dream was not out of reach.
Wang Dongdong couldn't even help but applaud his dream.
Xu Nan glared at the unreliable Double-Blade Ranger and looked at the fat man again:
"I don't care about your dreams, what do you say about this meal today!"
The fat man said guiltily: "I don't have money. I have nothing, I'm poor and idiot. I originally wanted to commit suicide after eating this meal."
"What about now?" Xu Nan sneered.
"I don't want to die after I'm full." The fat man looked aggrieved: "The team doesn't want me anymore, and I have no place to go. Otherwise, you can take me in? Don't look at me fat, I don't eat much..."
Wang Dongdong seemed to have a sudden increase in IQ and could hear her ears: "Boss, I'm afraid there is a fraud!"
The other residents also advised: "Don't believe him, this man is as fat as a rat, and he is obviously not a good person!"
Who knew that Xu Nan nodded in agreement:
"Okay, follow me in the future, I will give you a chance to be reborn!"
"I'll pay for this money for you."
The fat man showed a look of surprise, and then a trace of cunning and complacent flashed in his eyes. He licked his face and ran to Xu Nan: "Brother, I'm actually still hungry..."
Xu Nan paid the bill for him with a smile, and waved his hand:
"No problem, eat as much as you want, just follow me after you finish eating!"
The fat man smiled happily: "Brother wise!"
The onlookers looked at Xu Nan with a look of looking at the surrender. Even Ning Le couldn't see it anymore and poked Xu Nan's waist:
"Boss, this guy wants to take advantage of you for free!"
Wang Dongdong also nodded, stared at Li Jingran and said, "Why don't you persuade the boss? Do you have a second heart?"
Li Jingran held the long sword, looked at Xu Nan and the fat man leaving, and sneered:
"When did you see that the boss can be taken advantage of by others?"
Wang Dongdong and Ning Le were both stunned and muttered to themselves:
Everyone is a brother of salted fish, you shouldn’t have an IQ that exceeds our average level!
...
At night, in the remote place, the fat man was holding a lot of potato chips and gnawing.
This place is the most desolate area of the university town, with no one around, and is most suitable for certain restricted movies.
Xu Nan asked with a smile: "Are you full?"
The fat man grinned: "I'm not full, but it's almost done. Brother, you are such a good person. I'll set you up a pillar of immortality at home!"
Xu Nan smiled and said, "There is no need for the fragrance of Changsheng. I said I would give you a chance to be reborn, and I will definitely do what I say."
"You have to be prepared. After all, this kind of opportunity is not something you can encounter every time!"
The fat man said solemnly: "No problem! I will do whatever my brother told me!"
Xu Nan nodded: "That's good."
The next second, a blue light suddenly appeared in his hand.
Under the infusion of powerful mana, an unstable portal immediately took shape!
The fat man's eyelids twitched: "Brother, what are you doing...why would you use me for a human test?"
Xu Nan angrily scolded: "Do I look like that kind of person?"
"Get in, I said I would give you a chance to reborn, and I won't lie to you."
The fat man seemed to understand something, and suddenly he was blessed to his heart, hugging Xu Nan's thigh and cried bitterly: "Brother, I won't go! I just want to follow you and be a cow and horse for you for the rest of my life!"
If someone who doesn't know the truth in this acting skills will think that the two of them have been brothers for decades.
Xu Nan sighed: "In your case, the earth cannot tolerate you anymore. If you fail to awaken bloodlines, you can only have the opportunity to repair it if you go to a place with more perfect rules. Do you understand?"
The fat man was stunned.
Xu Nan took advantage of his dazed momentum and kicked him into the portal, and then activated the teleportation!
The fat man's scream just sounded and disappeared from the spot.
Xu Nan's face showed a deep look of pain: "Brother, this is for your own good!"
Not long after, a drift bottle came from the portal!
[People have received it, 1/5 of this month's quota]
Xu Nan started writing notes with a smile:
"Pay as we agree?"
Recently, this portal seems to have stabilized a lot, and the number of drifting bottles that can be transmitted every day has also increased. Although Lord Xu is very busy, he never stopped chatting with Prince Caesar, and the two sides reached an agreement on the number of teleportation this month.
Soon, the drift bottle came back:
"no problem."
Another world, Ice Wind Collar, Changfeng Tuo looked at the round fat man on the ground angrily:
To be continued...