Chapter 29 "Kung Fu"(1/2)
Daily shots are very funny, especially Zhang Yiming reveals half of his butt...
The landlady cursed and was satisfied and prepared to go upstairs, then met Brother Fa.
"Hey, why have you bought porridge for so long?"
Brother Fa: "Don't you buy it back? I just helped an old lady cross the street!"
"Then what are you doing here?"
"Let me see if there are any perverts peeking at someone to take a bath! Aunt Liu, is there any pervert peeking at you to take a bath?"
Aunt Liu walked out of the bathroom with helpless expression and pointed at her brother...
Brother Fa: "Hey, Aunt Liu, don't point fingers at you without any evidence!"
Brother Fa turned his head and showed the lipstick mark left by the buck teeth on his right face...
He didn't know it and quibbled: "There is no evidence without any evidence!"
Hong Gu stared at the lipstick mark fiercely!
At this time, Zhang Yiming was squatting on the ground and washing his half-washed head with the water from the gutter. Suddenly, Fa Ge pushed open the window on the second floor, and was beaten by Hong Gu with a bruised nose and swollen face. He was thrown to the square from the second floor. Just as people were about to walk over, a pot of beautiful flowers dropped from the upstairs, and it hit Fa Ge's head without any bias, leaving blood all over the floor...
The noise around paused...
A bunch of people stared at him, Zhang Yiming, who was squatting next to him, picked up a bamboo and poked him gently...
Brother Fa waved his hand and muttered: "Stop making trouble..."
The onlookers walked away one after another and continued their work.
Zhang Yiming's pants were still not pulled up, and half of his butt continued to expose...
As the camera turned, white clouds were floating in the sky, and several children were playing football at the door of the "Pig Cage Village". Suddenly the ball rolled into the distance. Two people walked into the picture. The camera looked at the man's legs. He stepped on the rolling football, and then he was very skilled in tiptoing and stopping the ball. His skills were very good...
Children: Uncle, can you teach us how to play football?
Someone: Still playing football?
He flattened the football with one kick, kicked it to the side, and walked away...
Kid: Wow...wow...
As they cried, the camera turned around and these two were Bai Xiaofei and Fei Long. They stood at the door of the "Pig Cage Village", wearing shabby clothes and a torn hat, but they were full of momentum!
Step by step, slowly walked in...
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Xiaobai: Are you the one who stands out? The big brother of the Axe Gang takes a nap inside, and the one who is not afraid of death takes a step forward!
All residents took a step forward...
Xiaobai was shocked, but he pretended to be calm: Oh, that's not negotiable, okay, the rules of the world, one fights one by one, no one can think of foul!
I emphasized that I can't foul, looked at the crowd, and pointed my hand...
"The aunt who took the onion, come out!"
Qin Hailu walked out with a kind expression...
"Why do you have such a fierce expression? I thought you could beat me, you, I could just punch you, hit me!"
Qin Hailu punched Xiaobai in the lower abdomen, and Xiaobai spitted out a mouthful of blood...
"Big...Aunt, what are you doing?"
"I'm a farmer!"
"If you plow the fields, you should plow them well, go back to the fields..."
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Xiaobai took out a firecracker and lit it in a stove: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet!"
After saying that, he threw it behind him, and with a "bang", a scattered sound came from the background, and Xiaobai's voice was very unconfident...
"Wait for death, don't leave, buy a coffin."
The camera turned to the gate of the "Pig Cage Village", and a group of people came over, and a big hole was broken for the head of the hat, and his hair was burned. When he turned around, he turned out to be the second in command of the Axe Gang - Lin Yu!
Lin Cod: "Who threw the firecracker?"
Xiaobai looked at him in confusion, looked down at his chest, and looked up and said carefully: My own person, brother.
He pointed to Honggu, but didn't know what he said, Lin Yu sat down at the landlady. Honggu was originally disdainful, but suddenly he found that the second head of the chest had two axes on his chest. Although they were sweating, they did not fade. It was obviously a tattoo, and his face slowly became gloomy...
The picture shows that dark clouds suddenly gathered in the sky. As the second head of the Axe Gang walked in to the "Pig Cage Village", the shadow of the dark clouds covered all the residents of the city square. Hong Gu's face was a little stiff and slowly turned her head, regaining her previous disdainful expression, and said to the residents standing in the square: Why do you do so much? It's raining, hurry up and go home to collect your clothes...
Lin Cod: "Fatty!"
Hong Gu was stunned for a moment, ran back to the second floor room in an instant, covered her quilt, and shivered...
The Axe Gang looked at the landlady rushing to the second floor in a daze...
Zhang Yiming: "You want to blackmail me too, I'm not afraid!"
Lin Yu sneered and pulled out a sharp axe from behind, pretending to be unable to hear clearly, and stretched his ears: "Ha?"
Zhang Yiming looked at the axe, hesitated for a moment, and still spoke: I...
Seeing Zhang Yiming talking, Lin Ge was about to slash with an axe...
The picture turned dark, and the sound of collision came from the background. A few seconds later, Zhang Yiming was sweating profusely, but he was standing still. The second head of the Axe Gang was gone. A trash can was constantly shaking in the background, and his feet stretched out from inside...
"Wow!"
The audience exclaimed!
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Lin Yu was lying in the trash can and was dripping with white foam, not far from his breath. Peng Peng looked at him and sneered...
The camera turned to the siege square, and Taohong was pulled out while struggling. An elderly actress and a child beside her were crying. A man from the Axe Gang knocked open a bucket of stuff, dripping a slightly red liquid gasoline on her head and the child who was throwing it into her arms.
Elderly women: "Don't..."
Brother Chen sighed and his voice was very soft: "Who did it? I'll count it three times!"
As he said that, he turned on the lighter in his hand...
Taohong hugged the child tightly and shrank into a ball...
Brother Chen:1
Brother Chen:2
No one admitted it, and without hesitation, he threw out the lighter at the two of them.
The slow-motion lighter slowly flew towards Taohong and the child. Suddenly, a hand was stretched out on the screen and grabbed the lighter...
When the camera pulled, it turned out to be Shi Xiaolong. He turned off the lighter and his face was very calm: "I did it!"
Dozens of people from the Axe Gang surrounded Shi Xiaolong. Shi Xiaolong raised his leg and kicked over several big men, and then had a melee...
Then Chen Jiafu and Dong Zhihua appeared...
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The action design of "Kung Fu" is not just Chen Jiafu, but Xiaobai also invited the Eighth Master!
The romantic and gratitude shots, except for Baye, no one in the world can do it!
The Axe Gang seeks trouble, and the three heroes take action;
Three people fight against the pianist, and the pianist fights against the landlords;
The battle between the landlord and the evil god of Fire Cloud;
The decisive battle with the evil god of Fire Cloud.
Continuing the comic-style setting, the masters and martial arts in "Kung Fu" are different from every move that humans can use to normal cognition. They are close to the description of martial arts comics, and are even more exaggerated.
Given the characteristics of the moves themselves, Hongquan, Tan Le and Stick Techniques are described very realistically in the film, and each move is clearer.
Chen Jiafu himself is a disciple of Hongquan and is very proficient in realistic fighting!
Of course, when it comes to the kung fu that expresses legendary sounds, lion roar skills, Tathagata's magic palm, toad skills, etc., the movie greatly aggravates the components of blurring and imagination.
Especially the lion roar!
The script reads: "The piano master holds the piano and waves his hand, and the powerful impact force hits the opponent, just like a skeleton warrior holding a knife and slashing away. When he is defeated, the group of ugly and dark warriors slowly fog and dissipate until they disappear. The camera turns, and the piano master is defeated."
——The original invisible piano sound turned into a tangible skeleton warrior. The audience not only understood it at a glance, but also increased the visual impact.
The airflow fluctuations caused by the power of the Lion Roar are all made with special effects, and the effect is great!
Of course, the cost is not small!
These fighting scenes alone cost at least 80 million!
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"Brother!"
To be continued...