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Chapter 68 The Actor's Faith

The plot of "Supporter" is very simple.

Bai Xiaofei and Yang Lan play two big-name "young guys" respectively. They are actually a couple who are not very harmonious.

The two of them brought an assistant to film, and it happened that something went wrong with Bai Xiaofei's assistant, so they asked the father who came to visit, Li Tianlin, to act as an assistant.

Yang Lan also brought an assistant.

So, the contest between the two "young young meats" began - both sides pretended to be distracted by speaking, sent assistants to talk, compete for those who had exclusive chairs, and showed off different (unknown) works...

The lines inside are sharp and funny.

And the whole sketch is complete!

Since the audience started playing, the audience's applause and laughter did not stop!

"…According to your fourth uncle, he wants to pull the catheter, what about you?"

“…I want to drink water!”

"It's almost the same..."

"It's almost the same, it's not a system thing!"

...

"My son wants to insert a urinary catheter..."

"Who is your son? Am I your son?"

"...Then are you my father?"

"Can I be my own uncle, right? What kind of people are they? I tell you, you can't call me son, you have to... call me Xiao Fei brother."

"I slap you away, do you believe it or not!"

"You have to call me Xiao Fei. My assistant calls me Xiao Fei. Can you give me some face? My classmates are here!"

...

"He's putting it here, that, that, little brother Fei...I...my wife is looking for you."

The audience was stunned at first, and then burst into laughter.

Isn’t his wife Bai Xiaofei’s mother?

Bai Xiaofei was stunned for a moment: "Cough... it's that, brother and sister, mom, brother and sister, mom; mom, what are you calling me for? I didn't call you brother and sister, what are you calling me for? Why do you always scold me? My dad is here, your phone call is too untimely. So, brother and sister, mom... OK, OK."

When calling him brother and sister, he pulled his phone away a little, and when calling him mom, he pulled his phone closer...

It's hard to make people not feel funny...

"Hey, I said, why are your wife so angry? How come she scolds me like she scolds her son?

"Then my wife has something wrong. When I go back, I will deal with him..."

...

"I'm so busy recently that I've made a fuss. I want to drink some red wine and relax before starting work. Have Nannan sobered up?"

"Direction, look at her like that, I can still be with her. Why are you so beautiful? You can't act without drinking some wine, right?"

"Are you not relaxing? Come on, let me give you some, Brother Xiao Fei."

"After a while, all the wine will be poured into it. Let me tell you, I only drink Lafite when I drink red wine, and it must be from 1982!"

"Give me some color to look like. Don't embarrass me when you finish it. If you have anything, just push me."

"Make dumplings, I brought you some dipping vinegar..."

"Okay, that's about the same, just pour a little faster..."

Li Tianlin took a big bucket of vinegar, Yang Lan glanced at it, and said directly: "...Xiaofei, are you Rafi in bulk?"

The audience was so happy that they were crazy about their meals, and a few of them were slapping their thighs desperately...

...

The director is on stage, it's Xiaojiu.

"Two big names, today we are a play. Let me tell you about this play. Teacher Bai Xiaofei invited Teacher Yang Lan to dance, and then Teacher Yang Lan, just agree. It's such a simple play. Two of you are the script."

"For the words... this lady, I want to passionate you..."

Yang Lan complained: "Director, I can't shoot this. Bai Xiaofei said he wants to passionate me!"

Xiaojiu laughed with her: "Teacher Bai, look, this is not suitable. If you are not beautiful, you are still passionate about what he is doing."

"Just look at your broken words, this lady, I want passion,

"Teacher, don't you write this, ma'am, I want to invite you..."

Another burst of hilariousness...

It turns out that even the word "invitation" can be read incorrectly!

...

"Ms., I want to ask you to dance, 11 words, right?"

"right!"

"11 words... Come on, start 12345, 1234567"

“12”

"Okay, stop work!"

"No, two teachers, Mr. Yang, what are you doing? Are we not a dance show? Why are you counting it?"

"I'm in a good mood, won't you finish your later dubbing?

"No, Teacher Bai, we are talking at the same time. Besides, I'm just one sentence? Can't we remember it?"

...

This sketch is used to satirize some actors who do not memorize the script, but directly refer to the numbers according to the number of words in the script, and the dubbing in the later stage...

This time and space are just like the original time and space, and are facing an era when young and handsome men are in power and traffic is king.

Many people and media are reporting that young and handsome guys abuse their stand-ins in filming, act like big names, relying on their support from fans, and making all kinds of troubles...

There is a number lady in front, a literary substitute in the back, and even a reverse model substitute!

A young man gave him a very tight time to film. The crew was forced to make a real model and customized two human skin masks. Except for the close-up scene, they were all shot with a stand-in, which was amazing...

After the performance, the audience laughed out loud and cried, and they all tried their best to applaud, and the cheers were about to overturn the entire hall!

"Thank you Bai Xiaofei and Yang Lan for bringing us such a funny sketch."

Wu Bo presided over as usual.

He likes this sketch very much. According to his own judgment criteria, "Assistant" can at least be among the top three!

What a pity...

"Thank you for the audience's laughter and applause!"

Bai Xiaofei bowed ninety degrees and folded his hands together.

"Can you tell me how you want to make such a sketch?"

"…Uh, mainly because I promised the audience to make a simple and hilarious story in the last issue. It just so happened that the profession of actors has become increasingly looked down upon by some things. I think those people are not real actors at all. Before the career of actors was born as movies, the actors at that time were all stage actors, and they sang Shaw's sonnets or Joan of Arc!

"Real actors have faith, and for them, the drama is bigger than the sky! In my first class in the Central Academy of Drama, the tutor taught us this way: "To be an actor, you must first learn to be a person! If an actor is not good at acting, others can only say that you are ugly, but if you are not good at being a person, others will say that you are not good at being a person. So for an actor, what is more important than acting is actually being a person."

“…So, what do you want to say to the audience?”

Wu Bo felt that Bai Xiaofei was a little out of control and hurriedly interrupted what he was about to say.

"Uh...Thank you to the audience, and I also especially thank Xihong TV for giving me this opportunity to regain my understanding of performance. Of course, I would like to thank my friends in the end, Zhang Shan, Dong Jian and Sister Yang Lan, especially Sister Yang Lan. She turned down the invitation to three dramas and specially made a free time to accompany me to participate in "Comedian"..."

As he said that, Bai Xiaofei was moved by his words and burst into tears...

The audience in the audience was a little puzzled.

Of course, some of them knew that Bai Xiaofei might leave "Comedian"...

"I can't go any further because of personal reasons. In short, I'm sorry for the audience who have always supported me..."
Chapter completed!
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