Chapter 65 Laughing until my stomach hurts
The capital is just a microcosm. Most of the country's morning screenings are "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance", after all, it is the first day of its release!
The advertisement was about to end, Lemon looked around and more than half of the people were sitting...
It’s really worthy of being Bai Xiaofei!
Today is a weekday…
At the beginning of the movie, the logos of two production companies appeared first. Bai Xiaofei's studio's logo was very simple, just a string of regular script...
Then the picture turned and a line of large characters appeared: Director Bai Xiaofei's work.
It's that simple, there's no other cast or crew name in the movie, and then the movie is officially screened...
First there was a very festive soundtrack, and then the two big words "Tang Mansion" appear on the screen.
A group of people were waiting anxiously in front of the Tang Mansion.
"What's wrong today? I've been waiting for two hours, why haven't the door opened yet?"
"What's two hours? I've been waiting for three hours!"
At this time, the door opened, and the two strong men carried out a basket of garbage, and the extras rushed to compete for the garbage...
One of them grabbed a piece of paper and shouted loudly, "I finally grabbed Tang Bohu's calligraphy!"
As the camera turned, a pair of delicate hands gracefully and calmly took the thickest brush from the pen holder, dipped it ink, held their breath and focused, as if they were about to draw!
Then he started grilling chicken wings…
"Ha ha…"
Very typical Bai Xiaofei!
This shot, Lemon is satisfied!
...
Every director has his own private goods, commonly known as the lens language!
For example, Wang Jiawei likes to take a taxi together in a taxi; Jiang Wen likes to take a woman's feet...
For viewers who are familiar with Bai Xiaofei's movies, they like his nonsense...
In fact, there are many comedy works like this, but it is not as natural as his performance.
And the beginning is standard nonsense!
If you see a movie that goes down to the beginning, it’s hard to get to the point. Of course, this is a new director. What you like most is to show off your skills!
The so-called show-off is to add various flashbacks, flashbacks, and flashbacks to the movie, and to force all the skills and skills into a movie.
In fact, narrative techniques are like special effects, they are just a tool. They can only be used when needed to maximize their value, otherwise they will backfire.
Of course, the director knows what the movie is talking about, but he needs to think from the audience's perspective, how to shoot and how to cut to make the audience understand, and it must be precise. Once too much explanation, it will become a mediocre work, giving people a feeling of "fear that everyone will not understand", but if it is too personal, everyone will really not understand!
...
The entire screening room started to hilarious, and Zhu Zhishan played by Qiao Shan appeared:
"Brother Tang, help me!"
"It seems that Brother Zhu must have lost completely in the casino again?"
"Those who gave birth to me, those who knew me, Brother Tang!"
"Among the four great talents in Jiangnan, Zhu brother is the most free and easy, and everyone knows it! The so-called wind blows eggshells, and wealth leaves people happy. This is your motto, Zhu brother, right?"
"I have won too many awards, but compared to Brother Tang's unruly, I have to be far behind!"
"Haha...but, Brother Zhu, you lose a few hundred taels every few days, and if you lose all, you come and ask for help. Always doing this... isn't that a solution, right?"
"I have insight, because of this, this time I lost all the money I could lose in my life, and I hope Brother Tang will draw thirty paintings for me and let me pay off my debts and save my life!"
"Learn to understand. A Shui, you go out first!
"Yes, Master!"
"Bastard, do you treat this place as a good hall? Want thirty paintings? No talk!"
"Don't do this, it's all my fault, I'm not good, I'm not good, I kowtow now to admit my mistake. If you don't think about it, I've given you the pleasure of borrowing "Yu Bo Tuan" back then, think about it, I've helped you sell paintings in the past few years, and I've made a lot of money! Now the brothers on the road outside say that after three incense sticks, I'll be going to get thirty paintings and I'll be dumped with eight yuan! Please help me!"
"Three incense sticks? Humph, don't say that brothers don't take care of you, I will definitely write a couplet for you in your mourning hall. If you write it, it will be more than guilty, but if you write it, it will be better to die! You have chosen it yourself!"
"Bohu, isn't it good to not be so perfect? At worst, I can make a swearing. If I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world be stubborn and shaking. Is that OK?"
"Ah! You can send out such a tragic poisonous oath? Okay, I will help you again! Come on, the four treasures of the study will serve you!"
"Brother Tang is really loyal and brave, and he is loyal!"
"Stop talking nonsense, take it off!"
Qiao Shan really took off all the money on the scene...
So this magical picture of "The Eagle spreads its wings and swallows the world"...
"But what I admire most about Brother Tang is that I can use the double dots on my chest as flowers, the palms as trees, the butt turns into stones, the front foot sits on the clouds, and the back foot becomes a mountain. Alas, which part of my body was drawn by that majestic eagle?"
"It's your lifeline!"
"Ah! As expected, it's not as majestic and enthusiastic as I expected, it's so impressive!"
"I'm talking about the little bug held on the eagle's beak. Where is it so majestic? How passionate? Tell me!"
"Ha ha…"
No doubt, it's just a burst of laughter...
Although this point is dirty, it is very funny!
In the first five minutes, everyone was attracted!
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There are roughly two types of small-cost dark horse themes recognized by the film industry. One is small-cost comedy, especially modern comedy, and the second is small-cost horror movies.
Due to congenital constraints in horror films, good works may appear in repairing the sky. After all, our censorship system explicitly prohibits ghosts!
But comedy is different!
Although there has been a trough for a while, it is impossible for me to continue to fall into a slump. In recent years, comedy of Trousers, Xu Zheng, Ning Hao-style comedy, mohua comedy, and comedy from Xiaodongdong have occupied a place in the box office market!
But it is really rare for people like "Tang Bohu" to make the audience laugh until their stomach aches!
The jokes in "The Nine-Ranking Sesame Official" are not very dense, and they mostly produce jokes with abuse...
"Tang Bohu" is different, almost every line is very funny!
Or, there is no way, the audience wants to laugh whenever they see Xiaobai!
Moreover, the supporting roles are really amazing!
Zhu Qian, played by Ng Junru, recounts the past, which made the audience laugh...
"Because your father lost the battle back then, in the weapon list, the scholar's deathly sword ranks second, our overlord gun ranks third, and Xiao Li Feidao is fourth!"
"Who is the number one?"
"It's Xiao Li Feidao's mother, but unfortunately she has passed away!"
"Oh, it turns out it was Xiao Li's fucking flying knife, what a pity!"
The scene of the four talented men in Jiangnan traveling together...
We have agreed that the comedy movie must have a prelude to make this meme feel unexpected but taken for granted!
However, "Tang Bohu's Flavor" is different. He just puts jokes in front of you!
The four talented men walked on the show, and the girl was forced to jump into the lake;
"A group of geese at the foot of the mountain, booing and rushing to the Luo River, falling into the river to catch geese and treating hungry, and after eating, I went home to play with my wife!"
Coupled with Bai Xiaofei's demonic laughter.
The child who smiled lemon is almost born if he has this function...
Chapter completed!