Open the door and take off your shoes.

Bai Xiaofei stuffed his whole body into an exclusive sofa chair.

Lying on your back, your limbs are completely relaxed, and your body's center of gravity is evenly spread across the back, including the back of your head, shoulders, spine and hips.

That is, the legendary Ge You lying...

He needs to let go.

My mind is full of things.

Although it is not filial, he is a son after all. As soon as he thinks of Zhang Wen staring at him, he still feels a little uncomfortable...

It is impossible to create with heavy thoughts!

What's more, it's about making comedy!

There is a saying that: great comedy should originate from excellent capture and irony of all kinds of absurdity in real life. Those who can do this must take life seriously and have a very keen sense of all kinds of absurdity.

Just being superficial is not called humor, but at most it is considered funny.

Well, Bai Xiaofei will never be great in his life, it is enough to be funny...

What depth should we need these days?

After about half an hour of emptiation, Bai Xiaofei was a little hungry. He opened the refrigerator and glanced at it. Apart from instant noodles, there were apples.

Even nutritional combination...

Cooking instant noodles is a very important thing to pay attention to the heat.

Let’s talk about Michelin Michelin instant noodles: first boil the water, then throw the noodle pieces into it and cook for 2 minutes. Note: Don’t put any seasonings at this time!

Then, use the dough blocks to cool water and put various seasoning packets into the dough and stir evenly. Don’t forget to add 1g of sesame oil at this time. The number of stirrings is also very important. It must be 30 times, not more or less.

Finally, pour in the hot water for cooking noodles, wait for three minutes, and finish it quickly.

"Time is the enemy of the face"!

Of course, Bai Xiaofei is definitely not such a delicate person. He chewed it directly and felt that the taste was not good. Then he took apart the seasoning and applied it to the dough...

After chewing a bag, it felt a little dry. I washed two apples...

...

In the study, Bai Xiaofei, who was filling his stomach, turned on the desk lamp and he was about to start writing the script!

To be precise, copying scripts...

"Knock on the Door of Heaven"...

He had some influence on the plot, and what he had to do now is to add some jokes to it.

It's like renovating and reorganizing...

The three elements of the script are: conflicts, characters' language, and stage description.

The so-called contradictions and conflicts are the benchmark for the story to unfold and the fundamental reason for the attractiveness of the work.

Who will watch a story without conflict?

Do you want to see the daily life of the penis?

Therefore, no matter how peaceful the story is, there must be a burst point. This is the minimum principle for screenwriters...

Hollywood has a set of screenwriter rules: that is, start, set up conflicts, resolve conflicts, and then set up conflicts until the end.

China also has its own screenwriter rules: start, inherit, turn, and join.

Taboos of scripts: The script becomes a novel, and the plot is explained by words. Another thing is that the story has too many details.

The masterpiece "Pure Heart" that has been sharpening a sword for twelve years is a typical work that violates the above three taboos. She actually wants to tell twelve stories in 90 minutes, and Spielberg can't do it!

Quentin's "Pulp Novels" tells at most four short stories. How awesome can you be? How good can you do Quentin?

"Knocking on the Door of Heaven" is a work by German director Thomas Yaen.

There are really not many well-received works of this director, it seems that this one is the only one.

There is also a "President's Farewell Speech", which is a documentary.

By the way, Germans are famous for being rigorous, but they are very good at doing comedy. Chaplin is a German!

Maybe it really comes to that sentence, great comedians are usually very rigorous...

The particularly popular "Ms. Diaosi" in the past few years was also produced in Germany...

...

Two terminally ill man met in the hospital and inexplicably thought of going to "see the sea".

So they stole a BMW and drove all the way to the beach. But this BMW was a gangster's car. Not only that, there were guns and a huge sum of money in the car. It is conceivable that the gangster would certainly not let them go.

But at first they didn't find that there was money in the car. In order to wrap their stomachs and buy clothes, they robbed the house and attracted police to pursue it. Finally, under the pursuit of black and white, they miraculously broke to the beach. Facing the vast sea, Martin, the man among the man, died of illness without regret. His friend Rudy sat cross-legged and covered Bob Dylan's "Knockin" on Heaven "s Door" and it sounded as soon as he heard it. The picture gradually darkened...

This is the plot summary of "Knocking on the Gate of Heaven".

Bai Xiaofei knew about this movie because he was a brainless fan of Bob Dylan.

"Knocking on the Door of Heaven" is one of Bob Dylan's most famous works.

As a movie of the same name and the review is very high, Bai Xiaofei certainly wants to watch it!

The previous part is at most just to laugh, and the comedy effect is not very good. After all, it was a movie from 1997, but at the end of the film, "Knockin" on Heaven "s Door" suddenly failed...

Many people know Bob Dylan because he won the Nobel Prize in Literature as a musician.

In fact, Bob Dylan's greatness does not require a Nobel to prove himself!

However, he was surprised by the Nobel Prize, not that he was not worthy, but that he was a folk poet (musician) + biographer, and the Nobel Prize was usually not awarded to such a person before.

And compared to literature, his achievements in music are too great!

He must be the first two man who crossed the border in the history of the Nobel Prize in literature - the other one is Churchill.

Yes, Churchill won the Nobel Prize in Literature!

Bob Dylan's works, "The Answer Floating in the Wind" and "The Yellow Submarine" are songs that each senior high school student is self-hardened during the depression period!

Cough cough... I'm going far, continue to talk about "Knock on the Door of Heaven"...

First of all, the protagonist's name needs to be modified. Xuanyuan Bizhi and Murong Wanyue are a bit inappropriate.

That's called Bai Xiaochun and Zhang Yichen...

Forget it, I sue you for copyright infringement...

Just call it Danny and Ryan, anyway, they are Thai Chinese...

By the way, the gunfight in this drama is very fierce. A rough count is that a total of 200 million bullets were fired in this movie, but none of them were fired on people...

Comedy movies are not real gunfight hero movies!

The two underworlds contracted most of the funny points of the plot, which are typical stupid thieves and need to find actors.

“Bucket list?

"It is to write down your last wish in life, and we have a million that can be realized!"

"You want to buy mom a pink Cadillac?"

"Well, this is my always wish. I'll look at your... can you hit three girls at the same time?"

"Of course, I have a 16-centimeter magic weapon, and I have never used it!"

Having written this, Bai Xiaofei subconsciously glanced at his magic weapon, which seemed to be 16 cm...

Unfortunately, heroes have no place to use their skills!
Chapter completed!