Chapter 63 Spring in the North
Directors and actors are essentially cultural people. When cultural people sit together, they will certainly be dirty jokes!
Of course, the dirty jokes that cultural people talk about are not called dirty jokes, but rather slutty love!
This has been the case since ancient times...
Think about it, even if they even have to recite poems and write pairs for a job, tsk, who has the time to do this until now?
If you want, the lady doesn’t have time!
"I still think there are many connotations in "Xiao Lin Guangji", and any article you want is full of connotations!"
“…Is it comparable to Huang Zhan’s “Baowen Collection”?”
"I think those with the surname Bai are very good at it. Bai Juyi has the 'Spring night is short and the day is high, and the king will not go to court early from now on.'. His younger brother is even more powerful. Bai Xingjian's "The Great Joy of the Heaven and Earth Yin and Yang"..."
Several people looked at a deskmate named Bai.
Can an old driver drive?
"...I'll tell a story. Gu Hongming of the Qing Dynasty is said to have a special liking for small feet, thinking that "the beauty of a woman lies in her small feet. The beauty of a small feet is in her odor in seconds." His wife Shugu is a woman with small feet. He said it himself. Every time he writes an article without inspiration, he calls his wife, play with her little feet, and smells the odor of her feet, and then you can think of her in the spring of thoughts..."
"vomit…"
Chen Hui vomited out directly...
"We are eating, can we not be so disgusting?"
Yan Fei looked at him with a little disgusted...
"Then I'll change to something fresher and more refined,"
After thinking about it, Bai Xiaofei said: "The director senior I admire most, Woody Allen, has a famous saying: The two biggest misunderstandings about me are: I am an intellectual because I wear glasses; I am an artist because I always lose money in my movies."
"Yes, in this world, the movies that make money are commercial films, and the ones that lose money are artistic films!"
"So according to this theory, is our Charlotte a commercial or an art film?"
"It must be an art film, otherwise, wouldn't my money be in vain?"
"…I almost forgot that you are one of the investors in our drama. If you are so confident, you will definitely make a profit?"
"I don't know whether it can be made, but it's still possible if you don't lose money!"
Several people had a lot of fun chatting. Not only did they not worry about "Charlotte", which was about to start filming in two hours, they even forgot the purpose of getting together...
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After Fang Cunliang bought cigarettes, he asked the waiter to send a bun of instant noodles. After working for half an hour, he started writing.
Originally, he wanted to make a special topic of "New Power of Comedy", but after some exchange, he suddenly felt that it was not so suitable.
He simply took Bai Xiaofei out alone. He had a premonition that this person was likely to shock the entire entertainment industry!
What does it mean to have feelings?
"In addition to the necessary things for daily use, we must have a little useless game and enjoyment before life can be interesting. Watching the sunset, looking at the autumn river, watching the flowers, listening to the rain, smelling fragrance, drinking wine that does not seek to quench thirst, and eating snacks that do not seek to fill are all necessary in life - although it is useless decoration, the more refined the better."
The ground was covered with sixpence, but he looked up and saw the moon!
In today's society, it is probably: stick to your own persistence and hope that in the years ahead, we will not be smoothed out by life.
Therefore, the saying "I wish you will be a young man after half of your life and return to you" will be praised like this. We all know that feelings are a good thing, but unfortunately, there are too few people with feelings!
"…Some people just chat with him for a long time and I can know what kind of person this is! Bai Xiaofei is obviously the kind of boy who has not yet been smoothed out. I like him very much!"
"When the filming of "Charlotte" is completed, he will shoot the first regular movie. The script has been polished for two years and is still a comedy movie. I am looking forward to it..."
Having written this, Fang Cunliang suddenly couldn't continue writing.
It was still a bit too hollow, and after squirting the ashes, he had made up his mind that he would stay on the crew of "Charlotte" for a few more days!
By the way, interview Yang Lan...
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There was a reporter following the studio in vain, and everyone was uncomfortable, but it did not interfere with the normal work of the crew. They would only come up to chat during the rest.
The style of "Three Links" is here. Yan Fei and Peng Damo are also interviewees, so of course they turned a blind eye and let him go!
Bai Xiaofei doesn't care, he interviews all his acquaintances.
These are all routines for doing exclusive interviews.
In order to increase your persuasion, I often interview the protagonist's relatives and friends...
The so-called revelations are also kind-hearted. News that cannot be brought to the stage will never be given to the stage to make it clear!
For example, Li Xiaolu’s Tucao Conference…
There are so many things that can be talked about, and they are all trivial matters!
Fang Cunliang stayed on the crew for two more days, interviewed Guo Ailun and Yang Lan, and then left with satisfaction...
Regarding Bai Xiaofei's daily shooting, there was no turmoil.
Lu Shun, still very quiet.
Yan Fei and the Demon slowly got on the right track and started the mode of tossing people - all directors have an innate ability to mess around. Originally, one shot had passed, and he insisted on doing it again on the side...
What is worth being happy about is probably the weather getting warmer.
It was April in a blink of an eye, and Bai Xiaofei officially took on the role of executive director.
For acting, he is often responsible for controlling the progress of the entire crew, coordinating the formulation of scene notes, and supervising daily shooting.
The actors are all used to Bai Xiaofei's command...
At night, in the bathroom, Bai Xiaofei was taking a shower, and the washing machine next to him was making a loud noise...
“The weather has been good lately!”
Halfway through the soap, the young lady walked in with flip-flops, holding the half-bite apple in his hand. Well, Aksu apple, staring at his lower body...
This girl has become more and more rogue recently!
"…Can you go out first? I'll take a shower!"
Bai Xiaofei was a little helpless.
The point of teasing is that the other party is shy, you will feel satisfied. If both parties are veteran drivers, they will also feel equally happy. However, if you are teased, you will feel a little unhappy...
"You wash yours, I'll watch!"
I really want to drag her in!
However, she obviously had been planning for a long time and her clothes were neat...
“…Why don’t you use shower gel?”
"That thing is useless and cannot be washed clean!"
This is the truth. I always feel that the thing is not clean and sticky to my body, which is very disgusting.
It’s not as affordable as soap. Just apply it and rinse it clean!
"…Why did you tell Fang Cunliang that you don't have a girlfriend?"
"How do you know?"
"The latest episode of "Sanlian" has come out, and your interview is on the first page of the character segment!"
"Is that so? Take it and I'll take a look!"
Chapter completed!