[066], to be the backstage of Wukong
Seeing that the door finally opened a small crack, Tang Monk was delighted. It seemed that he was still a little charming, and he would not be embarrassed in front of Wukong's monkey head. Looking at an eye in the crack of the door, Tang Monk said happily: "Donor, can you open the door?"
The person inside the door saw that Tang Monk had a very good appearance and was full of righteousness, so he opened the door with confidence, but it was an old man. The old man opened the door: "Which temple is you? Why are you bringing a monster to my door?"
Tang Monk looked at Wukong, who was called a monster and scratched his head, and couldn't help but smile and said, "I came from the Tang Dynasty. I went to the west to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures. When I passed by, it was too late. I wanted to stay overnight and not get rid of the sky light tomorrow morning. I hoped to be convenient." Seeing that the old man was still looking at Wukong timidly, Tang Monk smiled and said, "Don't be afraid of my old donor. That's my disciple Sun Wukong. Although his face is weird, he is very kind-hearted. Don't worry, the old donor."
"Since that's the case, you can come in, but I have to take care of your apprentice well, I feel scared when I look at it." The old man said.
Tang Monk laughed and said nothing, just nodded. He thought to himself that he was actually quite cute, and it was impossible for you to say he was afraid, so I let him play monkey play to reduce your fear of him, right? In that case, with Wukong's upright and unscrupulous nature, he would definitely quit on the spot! Moreover, Tang Monk was still preparing to protect his disciple everywhere! This disciple was already in a miserable state. He was originally in love with Fairy Zixia, but because of Guanyin Bodhisattva's tight curse, he did not dare to talk about love anymore. A happy mandarin duck was separated alive and was pressed to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain for a long time... Uh, sorry, I have watched too much talk about the West! I just don't know if there is the moonlight treasure box in this superficial Journey to the West? I'm using it for fun. I'm not satisfied with the current Journey to the West, or I miss my previous life, so I will go to the past or the future through the Moonlight treasure box!
Thinking of this, Tang Seng smiled faintly and followed the old man into the outer room. Unexpectedly, Wukong shouted loudly with dissatisfaction: "You old man have no eyes! I am the Monkey King who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then. Some of you here also recognize me, and I have seen you."
The old man said, "Where are you seeing me?"
Goku said: "You didn't pick firewood in front of me when you were a child? Haven't you ever picked vegetables on my face?"
The old man said, "This guy is talking nonsense! Where are you living? Where are I living? I come to pick firewood and pick vegetables in front of you!"
Wukong said, "My son is talking nonsense! You can't recognize me anymore. I am the great sage in the stone boxes of the two realms. Please look at it again."
The old man just realized, "You look a little like him, but how did you get it?" Wukong persuaded the Bodhisattva to be kind, and made me wait for Tang Monk to reveal his post to escape, and told the old man in detail. The old man bowed and invited Tang Monk to the inside, and called his wife and children to meet him. He told him about the past, and everyone was happy. He left Tang Monk aside, but Tang Monk didn't blame Wukong for stealing his own limelight. The main reason for staying here was that he stayed for Wukong. He could go back to the secret realm to live directly, but in order not to make Wukong feel too lonely, Tang Monk decided to live with him.
After using the vegetarian meal, Tang Seng and Wukong thanked the master, and then came to the room arranged by the old man for their master and disciple. He had just chatted and had a meal, but it took a lot of time to chat and eat. At this time, the night was getting dark and the master and disciple were about to turn off the lights and rest, but Wukong suddenly came to the window, smiled and said, "Master, if you have any conditions, you can rest, I will go back."
The "giggle" sound suddenly sounded, and Tang Seng also sensed a few murderous auras around him, and said with a smile: "I'm going out with you." Tang Seng has always paid more attention to the monsters on Journey to the West, especially the beautiful and not disgusting female monsters. Of course, the guys like the White Bone Demon are better off, it's too terrifying. Paying too much attention to the fairy and powerful demons, he ignored those small dangers. Now he suddenly remembered that at the beginning of Journey to the West, he would encounter several robbers to rob. Now it seems that Journey to the West has more variables, but there are many constants that cannot be changed. Therefore, Tang Seng wants to deal with this matter with Wukong. If Wukong is asked to do this, he will definitely cause death without hesitation, without any ambiguity.
After leaving the door, Wukong had already led the robbers together and was teasing the robbers. Tang Seng hurriedly shouted: "Wukong, just start with a gentle move and teach them a lesson. Don't hurt their lives."
"Hahahaha..." Before Wukong could speak, the robbers laughed loudly, as if Tang Monk was talking about such a funny thing. One of the robbers who took the lead smiled at the people around him, "Haha, that monk was stupid to recite scriptures, right? Such a thin guy wants to teach us a lesson? Ah hahahahahaha..."
But Wukong ignored these guys and asked, "Hehe, six little thieves, robbed you Grandpa Sun. I ask, I guess you robbed you and robbed you a lot of treasures? Take out your robbed treasures and divide them into 70% with your Grandpa Sun. Grandpa Sun will let you go. How about it?"
The six robbers were stunned for a moment, and one of them said in a daze: "When will we have Grandpa Sun?"
Wukong clapped his hands and laughed, "Isn't your grandfather Sun the only one? Haha..."
"This Mao monk is so unreasonable. Brothers are standing side by side and make this Mao monk who is performing the opera first!" As he said that, the six thieves raised their weapons and chopped them towards Wukong. Wukong did not dodge or dodge, and directly stretched his head forward. He heard a few consecutive sounds. Wukong's head was intact. Instead, the weapons of the robbers were all broken and flew away.
Tang Seng laughed in his heart. Wukong's fairy treasure was actually treated as a costume by those robbers, sweating...
Several robbers lost all their weapons in an instant, and the leader shouted: "Get out of your mind, withdraw!" He meowed, and there was a slander of the world.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the robbers wanted to run away, but they saw Wukong take out a needle-shaped object from his ear, and in a blink of an eye it turned into a golden stick. What else would it be if it weren't the Ruyi Golden Cudgel? Wukong laughed and said, "You will run away after you fight. How can you do such a good thing in the world? Take your grandpa Sun's stick first." As he said that, he was about to fight.
Tang Seng hurriedly shouted: "Wukong, no! If you stick, they will all become meat paste!"
But Wukong scratched his head anxiously and said, "It's okay if you don't hit the stick, I'll just punch them one by one!"
"If you punch, even the mountains will collapse!"
"Master, you are really a mother-in-law! Then I, Lao Sun, fart them, and it's okay to knock them away, right?" After saying that, without waiting for Tang Seng to answer, he jumped into the air, then twisted his butt at the direction where the robbers escaped, and let out a fart that shocked the world and the ghosts and gods!
"Puff--" The Great Sage let out this fart, and it was indeed extraordinary. He saw a gust of wind sweeping across the fart. The robbers flew up in chaos like fallen leaves rolled up by the autumn wind, flying toward a dozen feet high, and then fell down suddenly. The sound of banging sounds continued, and they all fell into blood and flesh, no longer like human beings, and had already cut off their breath.
Tang Monk looked at it and couldn't help but wipe his forehead with depression. This monkey is really too naughty! Alas, these robbers met him, and they had been bad for eight lifetimes! It seems that they must have committed too much in their previous life or this life, and they cannot change the bad luck of death and reincarnation. Forget it, die if you die. Let's go and save them. The evil things done by this stinky monkey can even wipe his butt for his master! Who told me that we were his backstage master? We have to protect him, right?!
Chapter completed!