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Chapter 225, No Tang Seng's Life + Chapter 226, Teasing the Goblin(1/2)

Jializhang, if you don’t have the fate of Tang Bei, don’t learn from Tang Monk’s romanticism.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                �

After the monks met, the steward arranged for someone to make a vegetarian offering. The steward left behind a few backbone monks and accompanied Tang Monk and disciples to eat together in the abbot's room. Of course, the little fairy also enjoyed the light of Tang Monk and others, and sat at a table with Tang Monk and his disciples.

The sky gradually became dark, and the abbot lit a lamp in the room. The monks asked about the monk Tang’s origin of the scriptures, and the other was greedy for the little white mouse spirit, and they all gathered clusters and arranged under the lamps.

Tang Monk said to the Lama Monk, the lord of the courtyard: "Master, I will leave Baoshan tomorrow. What is the way to go west?"

The lama monk knelt down on his knees, and Tang Monk was surprised. He quickly pulled him and asked in confusion: "Please get up, I'll ask you a journey, why are you doing your tribute?" The lama monk said: "My teacher will travel west tomorrow, the road is flat, there is no need to worry. But there is something that is not awkward at the moment, and you will say it as soon as you enter the door. I'm afraid that it will offend Hong Wei, but after the veterinary period, I dare to boldly tell you: The teacher is coming from the east, and the road is hard, and it's great to rest in the little monk's room; but this female Bodhisattva is a little inconvenient, so I don't know where to sleep."

When Tang Seng heard this, he thought to himself that he had come to this, and said, "Master, don't be suspicious, saying that my master and disciple have any evil intentions. He fought against the black pine forest in the morning. He ran into this woman tied to a tree and refused to save him. It was my Bodhicitta who saved her. I went here to send her to sleep with the master. Anyway, it's early summer, and it's not that cold, so I can just go out for a moment. It's not as comfortable as home."

The monk thanked him: "Since the teacher is generous, please invite him to the Heavenly King Hall, and arrange a straw shop behind Grandpa of the Heavenly King, and ask her to sleep."

Tang Monk nodded and said, "It's great, very good." So the young monks led the white-haired rat spirit to the back of the palace. Looking at the little monks' secretly excited, Tang Monk felt a little worried about them, but he had no choice. If they really took the initiative to provoke the white-haired rat spirit, then they would go to die; and if the white-haired rat spirit took the initiative to catch them and eat them, Tang Monk then took action to stop them!

After the White-haired Rat Spirit left, the yard master asked Tang Monk and his disciple to rest in the abbot's room. The abbot's room was spacious. Although the initial abbot's room was only one meter in radius, now, with the increase in funds in the temple, the buildings built are becoming wider and wider. The abbot's room is at least 100 square meters, which is equivalent to a large living room. The four of Tang Monk and his disciples rest here. This is also a very high treatment for Tang Monk, an outside monk. The yard master and the monks dispersed.

After the lama monks dispersed, Tang Monk ordered his disciples and said, "Thank you all for your hard work, let's go to bed early, and get up early tomorrow." So everyone slept in the abbot's room.

There was nothing to say all night. Tang Monk did not feel any evil aura approaching, so Tang Monk did not move anyway that night, thinking that the white-haired rat spirit would probably get it for nothing, because there were always some people who would come to the door in person.

The next morning, Tang Monk and his disciples got up early, and told Wukong that "I have to drink water when I get up early. I didn't have that condition before, so I'll forget it. Today, it's much more convenient in this temple. Wukong, you go to the Xiangji Kitchen in this temple. Find some hot water. If not, find some cold water and drink a bowl of it for your master."

Wukong nodded and said, "Okay, Master, please wait for me to get the water."

Wukong immediately took the bowl and went to Xiangjiuqiu kitchen to get water behind the temple. Suddenly, the monks' eyes were red, and they were sobbing and sobbing, but they didn't dare to cry loudly. Wukong was a little surprised and said, "You monks are so small! We stayed for a day and thank you before leaving. The money for firewood is paid back every day.

Why are you so pussy?"

The monks knelt down and said, "I dare not! I dare not!"

Wukong said, "Why don't you dare? I think it's my long-mouthed junior brother who has a big appetite and has hurt your book?"

The monks said, "Master Sun, there are hundreds of monks of all sizes in my barren mountain. Each of them can support the master in one day and can afford to support him for a hundred days. How dare you deceive your heart? What should you care about eating?"

Wukong said, "Since you don't care, why are you crying?"

The monks said, "Master Sun, I don't know if it was the evil spirit from the mountain in this temple. At night, we were two young monks going to hit the bells and drums, and we heard the bells and drums ringing, and we never saw anyone coming back. When we searched the next day, we saw monk's hats and shoes thrown in the garden behind, and the bones still existed, and we ate them. Therefore, my brothers couldn't help but be afraid and hurt. Because we saw your teacher, you dare not tell me. I couldn't help but cry.

When Wukong heard this, he was surprised and happy and said, "It's no need to say it. It must be the demon here that hurts people. I will kill him with you."

The monks said, "Master, those who are not fair are not good. They will definitely fly into the clouds and fog, and will definitely go out of the underworld. The ancients said that they were good, so don't believe in being straightforward. You must be careful of being kind and not kind. Master, don't blame us for saying: If you can live with him, you will be lucky with me in the deserted mountains, except for this disaster. If you can't live with him, you will have some inconvenience."

Wukong waved his hand and said, "Don't say anything you can't hold it. If I tell my Master this matter to you, there will be no fairy who can't hold it."

All the monks disbelief and asked, "That fairy is so powerful, what are your abilities?"

Wukong said: "Do you know my old grandson's name?"

The monks shook their heads and said in unison: "I don't know."

North Wukong Sect: "I didn't know it before, but now you will remember that I am the Monkey King Sun Wukong who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then!"

"The Monkey King? The monks looked at each other." They said they had never heard of this name before. However, everyone nodded, and looked at Wukong's appearance and believed it a little. They said, "Well, the Monkey King, we remember it clearly!"

Wukong nodded and smiled and said, "Hehe. It's not enough to remember the name clearly. You have to remember my old Sun's ability. I remember when I was making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals left me helpless. All the gods in the Heavenly Court had no choice but to do anything to me. Even the Jade Emperor was scared by me and Lao Sun to drill into the table! Hahahaha, "So, there are little monsters and monsters in this mortal world, either the ones who came down to earth to be monsters or the monsters born and raised in the earth, but they can be easily eliminated by my Lao Sun's words! Hehe,"

"Wukong". Wukong was just speaking happily when he heard Tang Monk's voice coming from behind, "Wukong. What are you talking to others? My teacher often teaches you to be humble and cautious, and pay more attention to your words, deeds and images when speaking! And. What about the water you found for your teacher? Do you want to die of thirst for your master?"

When Wukong saw Tang Monk coming, he told Tang Monk what the young monks had told him just now. When Tang Monk heard this, he nodded and said, "Well, pour me a bowl of hot water first!"

The young monks quickly poured water for Tang Monk. After Tang Monk finished drinking the water, he said, "Don't worry, everyone. My eldest disciple is right. This is obviously a demon here, and my eldest disciple is an expert who specializes in subduing demons and eliminating demons, so you can rest assured. Alas, I originally thought I would leave today, but I think I would stay here for one more day, catch the monster and then leave. Anyway, I will definitely give Zhenhai Chanlin Temple a peaceful place to practice.

Zhong Xiaohe was grateful again, and then took Tang Monk to see the Lama, the Lama, the Lama, heard this, thanked Tang Monk again. Tang Monk smiled and said, "You're welcome, everyone is walking together!"

However, while talking to the steward, Tang Seng learned that there had been incidents of evil spirits injuring people near the temple before Tang Seng arrived. I don’t know if it was a monster in a separate portal or the little monsters under the White-Haired Rat Spirit who came to cause trouble. Tang Seng thought for a while and probably the white-Haired Rat Spirit was the overlord of this area. Her territory was listened to her, and the little monsters who came to cause trouble should also be her subordinates.

Thinking of this, Tang Seng was relieved. As long as the little demons were brained here, Tang Seng probably wouldn't come, so he let himself deal with the white-haired rat spirit and then took the little demons away, and returned the peace in Zhenhai Zen Forest.

Chapter cat, teasing the little goblin

During the day, the weather was calm and there was no abnormality. Tang Seng did not go to see the little white mouse. Anyway, he just pretended to behave. It would be better to take her down and reveal her nature! This nature is of course the nature of a man.

In the evening, after dinner, Tang Seng planned with Wukong, Bajie and Sha Seng. Originally, Wukong was going, but Tang Seng refused and said, "It's better to go for your teacher and take the opportunity to practice my Yin-Yang Two Qi Bottle!"

Wukong was a little worried and said, "Master, will it be dangerous for you to go?"

Tang Monk smiled and said, "For so long, have you not had any confidence in Master?

Wukong said: "Of course I have confidence in my master, but I don't have confidence in that monster. What if the monster tricks me and deceives my master? What if I use the beauty trick again?

"Cough cough" Tang Seng waved and continued, saying, "Don't worry, you won't have any trouble with your master. Don't you have some skills? There are some magic weapons! In the worst case, you still have a secret realm space to hide. In addition, there are several guardian angels in the secret realm, so don't worry. Even if you are caught by the demon, that's the plan of the master. Do you understand? Don't be impatient. Don't be impulsive and destroy the master's trick! This time, let the master go alone to catch the monster."

Wukong nodded and said, "Okay, it's better to be careful in everything. If it really doesn't work, just hide."

Tang Monk waved his hand and said, "I understand, I am your master after all! I need you to teach you? As he said that, he changed into a set of monk's robes of a little novice monk. He walked out of the abbot's room with some excitement and headed towards the bell and drum tower.

Today, I took action alone!

Just as Tang Seng.com went out, Bajie couldn't help but say happily: "Now, Master is going on his own, and I don't want us to save him. Old Pig, I can finally have a good sleep! Haha

Tang Seng had just left the house for a while and heard this. He really wanted to come back and let Bajie go to the temple gate alone to stand guard! But after thinking about it, he would just forget it. Bajie is such a kind of person. Even if he is asked to stand guard, he can fall asleep while standing! Tang Seng was too lazy to punish him in revenge.

Zhenhai Chanlin Temple, bell and drum tower. As the saying goes, be a monk who hits a bell for one day. Tang Monk has been a monk for so long, but it seems that he hasn't hit a bell yet. Today, let's be a little monk who hits a bell!

At night, when it was time to hit the bell and beat the drum, Tang Monk followed Shi Xuan's dot, hit the bell and beat the drum, and then sat down on the cushion of the bell and drum tower, and silently recited the scriptures in his heart. What's more, it's still very interesting to meditate and recite scriptures when it was late at night.

I don’t know when it was, Tang Monk’s righteous thoughts increased his Buddhist practice, but suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing. Tang Monk’s conditioned reflex and subconsciously shrank his neck, but he was suddenly shocked. How could there be a cool breeze on the bell and drum tower that was closed with doors and windows?

Tang Monk turned his head and saw a flash of windows that had been blown open by the wind, but Tang Monk remembered that he closed the windows very well, and the average wind could not be blown open unless it was a typhoon, and the roof would be blown away.

Thinking of this, Tang Seng's heart moved, and the monster had already come in. But he didn't know where the corner was hiding in this matter!

So Tang Monk quietly went forward to close the window door, then returned to the hall of the Bell and Drum Tower, and was still sitting there, knocking on a wooden fish in front of him while chanting scriptures.

Suddenly, a fragrant wind filled the air, and was knocking on the wooden fish. Tang Monk, who was chanting the scriptures without any thoughts, suddenly smelled the smell of orchid fan. There was a crisp sound of the rings of the rings and the sound of the rings touching each other. Tang Monk quickly blocked half of his face with the long sleeves of the monk's robe, and then got up and looked up. Oh! But he was a beautiful woman, not the little white-haired rat spirit or who? The beauty came straight to Tang Monk.

Tang Monk glanced at it and immediately lowered his head. Although he felt nervous and stimulating in his heart, he was just chanting scriptures. The beautiful woman approached and hugged Tang Monk and said, "Elder, what scriptures did you recite?" Tang Monk kept lowering his head, pretending to be very shy. In addition, the sky was dark and yellow, the monster did not see Tang Monk's specific appearance clearly, but only felt that he was a young monk.

Youth is so young, you are so energetic! Youth is so energetic, the monk's energy has never been wasted

The monster was thinking, but Tang Seng said, "This is the sutra promised by the little monk."

The woman said, "Others sleep freely. Why are you chanting scriptures?"

Tang Monkdao: "How can I not recite the sutras of Xu Ping for Buddha?"

The beautiful woman hugged Tang Seng and kissed him, saying, "How boring you are here alone, I'll play with you later."

Tang Seng was directly snatched a kiss by this woman. He was a little surprised. It turned out that this girl was so open! "No, this woman is a monster, and she always had to use some seduce methods.

So Tang Monk deliberately turned his head and said, "Is it because the night is long and the female Bodhisattva, you have no intention of sleeping?"

The white-haired rat spirit was stunned and nodded and said, "Yes, yes, the handsome elder, the long night is long, I have no intention of sleeping, and my heart is not lonely. I am so lonely, so empty. Can you do good deeds, relieve the loneliness and quietness in my heart, and make my heart more fulfilled?

As he said that, the white-haired rat spirit's jade hands were placed on Tang Seng's shoulder and kept stroking them. Such soft and smooth jade hands were used to touch the man, and no man's bones were soft? But Tang Seng knew that the fairy's hands were ten times more powerful than the Nine Yin White Bone Claws! If he accidentally inserted ten holes into his head by himself, then the play would be smashed!

Because, although this fairy wanted to bring Tang Monk back to the cave and get married and take Yuanyang, at this moment, this fairy obviously did not show any abnormalities of Tang Monk. If this fairy was really accidentally and treated Tang Monk as an ordinary little monk, then Tang Monk would be depressed!

So Tang Monk quickly shook his shoulders, pretended to be touched by a beautiful woman, and said, "Female Bodhisattva, don't be such a young monk, you are still a virgin, you have never touched a woman, how can you have a love for a monk with skin with me like this? Besides, this is before the Buddha statue, how can you do such a thing? Ah, sin, sin!" After saying this, Tang Monk himself despised himself a little, but now he is fooling the female fairy, and Tang Monk also thinks it is quite fun.

The woman stretched out her rosy tongue and unconsciously licked her rosy lips. Then Yingying smiled and said, "So, I asked the elders to go to the back to play with me? I dare not do those things in front of this Buddha statue! Let's go, let's go." The woman urged.

Tang Monk waved his hand, lowered his head, looking shy, but this aroused the woman's desire to eat him, so he reached out to pull him, while also coquettishly: "Come on, come on, come on."

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Tang Seng waved his hand and said, "Female Bodhisattva. You don't know anything!"

The woman was stunned and said, "Elder, can you meet each other?"

Tang Monk nodded and said, "I only know a little!"

The woman smiled, felt a little interested, and asked, "Then what do you think of me?"

Tang Seng sighed, wanted to speak but stopped, saying, "I don't know if I should say something or not!"

The woman said, "If you have anything, just say it."

Tang Monk nodded and said, "Okay. The little monk said, "I think you are a little bit arrogant. I guess you have had an affair with another man and were kicked out by your in-laws."

The woman said, "I can't get along with each other! I'm not rushing to see you, it's not because of stealing a man. However, my life was weak before, and I was young and I couldn't get married in the bridal chamber, so I avoided my husband's escape.

Taking advantage of the bright stars and bright moons, I will be destined to meet you thousands of miles away. You and I will have a happy marriage in the back garden.

When Tang Seng heard this, he nodded secretly and said, "The two foolish monks were all tempted by the female fairy. That's why they hurt their lives. Now she is here to coax me, so I'll go play with her. Haha, so Tang Seng casually agreed, "Madam, I am still young, but I don't know anything about having sex."

The woman said, "Haha, I don't know better. Come with me and I will teach you."

Tang Seng smiled secretly and said, "Well, I'll go with her. Let's see how she is merciless." So he nodded and said, "Okay."

Tang Monk hugged the fairy and held her shoulders, walked out of the Buddhist temple with her hands, and went straight to the garden behind her.

As he walked, the fairy tripped Tang Monk and fell Tang Monk to the ground. He screamed "Brother Heart" and pinched his little brother with his hand.

Tang Monk was shocked: the sun was full of sarcasm and sarcasm

Han Shi. I really want to eat me!" Tang Monk hurriedly stretched out his hand, took it, used a small way to sit and fall, overturned the monster to the ground, but shouted, "Oh, it hit me, come and pull me."

"But after the monster was pulled over to the ground by him, he immediately rode on the fairy.

The monster shouted, "Brother Xin Ren. You will fall into my way, why did you hit me all of a sudden? Are you too anxious? You still don't understand the matter of having sex? I think you are more proficient than anyone else. You lewd monk. Hehe, but if you want to have sex with me here, then Nu Nu will obey you! Nu Nu helped you take off your pants." As he said that, without waiting for Tang Monk to react, he reached out to attack Tang Monk's little brother again. However, Tang Monk's wise eyes could see clearly that under the vague starlight, the fairy's hands were posing as the Nine Yin White Bone Claws. How could he take off his pants? Is this obviously a posture of catching people!

Seeing that the other party was about to reach the goal, Tang Seng quickly grabbed her hands and didn't want to play with her anymore. So he smiled and said, "Beauty, I have to look at you."
To be continued...
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