Chapter 701 Best Actor Lin

The courtyard was filled with mist, and there were two corpses on the ground with their heads screwed behind their backs. Their eyes were wide open, filling the atmosphere with horror.

Filming a Liao Zhai movie here is absolutely immersive, and you will be covered in white hair before the ghost comes out.

"Sister Yu, one more!"

Brother Dayi urged, he really hoped that Hua Yueyu's joke could make her survive, so that everyone would know what to do.

"Sister Yu, who knows how to talk about such literature and art?"

Classmate Zhou was speechless: "Do you think this monster has ever heard of Tang poetry? This paragraph of yours needs some cultural training, otherwise you won't understand it at all!"

Walker, Khorkina, and Qiu Shankui didn't understand and were completely confused.

"Yes, yes, just say harsh words!"

Brother Dayi reacted and nodded sharply: "Drive the car and crush its face with the wheels."

Hua Yueyu is a female anchor. Even though she was a girl with pure thoughts before, she has already been tainted by water friends.

It's not that Hua Yueyu doesn't understand dirty jokes, it's just that she's embarrassed to say them in front of Lin Baici, as it will make her appear vulgar and uncultured.

"Xiaoyu, you have the wrong mentality. You regard this strange tree as your water friend. You are live broadcasting. You must try your best to make it fall in love with you!"

Gu Qingqiu suggested.

call!

Hua Yueyu took a deep breath: "Last week, during class, the teacher who taught Ma Zhe asked, what do rotten radishes and pregnant women have in common?"

"A classmate said it was all caused by bugs!"

"Teacher Ma Zhe nodded and gave him 70 points!"

"Then there was a perfect score in our class. Do you know what her answer was?"

Hua Yueyu smiled narrowly.

Sannomiya Ai thought about it for a while, the answer of "Chong" should be perfect, right?

Hua Yueyu didn't dare to wait any longer. After three seconds, she announced the answer: "Her answer is, because it was too late!"

Xiaoyu Ren is indeed the top lady at the seafood counter. This joke is actually not very funny, but it matches her look and tone, especially the fact that she holds her hands forward, as if holding a girl's buttocks, and then she moves forward

The action of pushing up the hips twice was really exciting.

Although the situation was tense, Brother Dayi and Classmate Zhou still burst out laughing.

Walker even made an exaggerated "wow" sound. It was very exciting to see a cute beauty making such a joke.

"You can go on stage and perform まんざい, oh, it's your Kyushu cross talk!"

Airi Sannomiya couldn't help laughing.

Gu Qingqiu nodded.

Making people laugh is a talent. Like Mr. Pace and Mr. Teng, sometimes they don’t even need to say anything. They just stand there and the audience starts laughing.

"It's over, it's not smiling!"

Hua Yueyu wanted to die, but I tried so hard and failed.

Just when Hua Yueyu was wondering whether to increase the intensity, the three cracks on the tree trunk that looked like eyes and mouths bent and laughed.

"Hahaha!"

The big locust tree was very happy, its branches were shaking with laughter, and its leaves were fluttering down.

"It should be done, right?"

Everyone looked at Hua Yueyu with uneasy expressions.

One second!

Two seconds!

A minute passed, and Hua Yueyu's neck was not twisted behind her back, so she obviously passed the test.

"Brother Dayi, he's looking at you!"

Classmate Zhou reminded me.

"Ha ha!"

The old locust tree smiled strangely and glanced at the three cracks, obviously looking at Brother Da Yi.

Gudu!

Brother Dayi swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Tell a joke! Tell a joke!"

Brother Da Yi muttered, but his mind was in a mess, and in his state, even if he told a joke, it would be stumbling and unable to make people laugh at all.

[When the strange tree makes a certain facial expression, no matter what method you use, you must make the old locust tree feel this way as soon as possible to pass the level!]

[For example, if a strange tree laughs, make it laugh. If a strange tree cries, make it cry. 】

[If you can't do it, the person who is stared at by the old locust tree will have his or her neck broken by the invisible tree ghost.]

Nagami review.

Lin Baici understood that Chen Shaolian was killed by pollution because it was not funny enough, and there was a subtext in the sentence of God of God, that is, anyone can perform. If the strange tree cannot produce the corresponding emotion, then

Anyone caught by it dies.

"hurry up!"

Classmate Zhou urged: "Aren't you the best at organizing work?"

"me……"

Brother Dayi suddenly found that under the pressure of death, let alone the whole job, he could not speak properly. From this, it can be seen that Sister Yu performed normally and was really strong in the live broadcast.

"Bite the lighter!"

Hua Yueyu saw Brother Dayi's confused state and knew that he was finished, so he quickly reminded him.

"right!"

Brother Dayi nodded fiercely: "I'll show you how to bite a lighter!"

Brother Da Yi took out a plastic lighter from his pocket, the kind that costs fifty cents a piece on the roadside, put it in his mouth, and bit it with his teeth.

Click!

The lighter shattered, then exploded with a bang, causing half of Brother Da Yi's face to bleed.

"Ouch, shit!"

Brother Dayi shouted out and covered his face with his hands.

He didn't expect that his luck would be so bad, and he actually blew up the lighter by biting it, but soon he was no longer depressed, because the explosion, half of his face was bloody, and he looked embarrassed, but it made the old locust tree laugh.

Because Brother Dayi is really embarrassed.

Walker and Khorkina were also laughing. This is called basing one's own happiness on the pain of others.

"hey-hey!"

Brother Dayi wiped his face: "I will perform another subject three for you!"

Brother Dayi hummed the music and started dancing.

The old locust tree laughed loudly, the leaves fell fluttering down, and even a branch more than half a meter long fell down.

"Lin Shen, should...it be okay?"

Brother Dayi wanted to continue the work for the sake of insurance, but the old locust tree suddenly started crying.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The sound is shrill and sad to hear.

"Hongyao, it's your turn!"

Gu Qingqiu warned: "This time we should tell a tragic story."

"ah?"

Xia Hongyao scratched her head and made people laugh. She knew how to do it. After all, she was someone who had read some jokes, but making people cry...

Really not!

It makes people cry, and the high ponytail is very good at it.

"Tragedy, tragedy, by the way, how about I talk about "The Injustice of Dou E"?"

Xia Hongyao is very lucky that she has read a lot of books.

"Yaojiang, by the time you finish speaking, everyone will feel cold!"

Airi Sannomiya chuckled.
To be continued...