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Chapter 3 Now I just want to be a licking dog(1/2)

A series of sudden sounds made Su Han confused.

After finally understanding the meaning in the voice, Su Han's gaze immediately looked into the corner and the words disappeared.

After waiting for a while, the cold sound never sounded again.

“Disappeared?”

After a moment of stunned , Su Han couldn't help but mutter to himself, "Is my crazy illness cured?"

The whole person was confused for a moment, and then subconsciously shook his head.

What a psychopath!

Where is the psychopath?

I'm not a psycho!

At this moment, a series of shocking changes and the disappearance of the voice and text made Su Han feel that there was a problem with his spirit.

Neurosis should be less ill, right?

But if there is no mental problem, what is that pretending system?

Why come and go in a hurry?

I always feel that I have understood some problems, but I don’t understand them even more.

The more you think about it, the more you can’t figure it out, the deeper you think.

Suddenly, Su Han felt a warm current surge out of his soul, and his whole body seemed to have become much more energetic in an instant, and his thinking became clearer.

At the same time, a line of text flashed in front of me again:

"You can break through the illusion of your heart through thinking, recognize the self, and your spirit is sublimated."

"who?"

When this line of text appeared, Su Han's first reaction was that my mental illness was not cured and the illusion did not really disappear.

After this idea, Su Han, who felt something was strange, tried to communicate with the text again.

"Who are you? That pretentious system?"

What Su Han unexpectedly expected was that he had no response after trying to communicate many times before, which made him feel that it was a text that had a mental problem. This time he responded unexpectedly.

"I am it, but it is not me."

This answer was mysterious. Su Han thought for a moment, "What does it mean?"

“I’m just one of all its features, called the Smart Text Prompt feature.

You can give corresponding text prompts based on big data operations and answer some questions that I can understand within a certain range..."

After answering, the text added, "After it snatched me."

"Snatch it?" Su Han grabbed the point, "You didn't belong to it before? Then what were you before?"

The words were silent for a moment.

Regarding this question...

A certain year, month, and sun, in the endless void, a salted fish nests in the corner and sleeps soundly.

Several evil dogs happened to pass by: Look! There is a system there, and it fell asleep. It is not as good as us...

The words appeared before my eyes: "I used to be a salted fish, but now I just want to be a licking dog."

"Listen Dog?"

Su Han chewed the word and found it very interesting. Although it was the first time I heard it, I understood it inexplicably.

"Yes, dog licking," the text appeared again, "Big Boss, please allow me to stay and be a dog licking around you."

“…”

Su Han was confused about such a request.

Then he asked subconsciously, "Why?"

"I don't know," the text replied sincerely, "that guy ran away with his tail. I'm too lazy to run with it. I think it's better to be with you than to be with it."

"That guy? That pretentious system?"

Su Han thought for a while, "It ran away? Why?"

"Scared."

"So, you really didn't fantasize about my mental problems?" Su Han asked this question that he cared about very seriously.

"No!" The answer was extremely affirmative.

"Oh," Su Han nodded, thought for a while, and decided to believe it.

He asked again, "What's the benefit of staying for me?"

"I will shout 666 to the boss!"

Su Han: "666?"

"It's just 'Big Boss is awesome! Big Boss is so handsome! Big Boss is invincible! Big Boss, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"

Su Han pondered for two seconds, looked at the words in front of him seriously, "Are you sure you are not a psychopath?"

"……no."

"Then are you sure I'm not a psychopath?"

"OK, no."

Su Han nodded slightly, he really believed this time!

Sure enough, I'm not a lunatic!

Thinking of this, Su Han breathed a sigh of relief, and his mood suddenly turned 39.75 degrees sunny.

only……

"You can only shout 666, it seems useless!"

"No, big guy, I'm very useful!"

"Oh?" Su Han, who felt as if he had the initiative, gave an intriguing response.

The text seized the opportunity to explain, "My existence can invisibly raise your personality, big man!"

"Quality?" Su Han learned a new word. Although it was the first time he heard it, he felt like he understood it all at once.

"What do you want?"

There is no love for no reason and no hatred for no reason in this world. Su Han doesn't think the other party will be his own dog licking without any desire.

Despite his status and appearance, the ones around him are the things like licking dogs.

"I..." The words hesitated for a while, as if they were a little embarrassed to speak, "I just want the boss to protect me when I reach the peak of dog licking, so that I can be a salted fish with peace of mind."

Um……

Very ideal!

Su Han thought about it and affirmed this idea.

"Okay, I'll cover you in the future!"

After being exposed to so many interesting and fresh words, Su Han believed that this thing was not imagined by his own psychopathy.

I haven't heard of anyone's crazy guy who is so creative.

I just don’t know if this thing is reliable or whether it has other bad intentions.

However, he has been helpless about this text and that voice for more than a year.

Now that we have finally been able to communicate, it is a bit strange. Before the master comes back, he thinks it is better to stabilize the other party first.

Forced to suppress his thoughts to avoid being discovered, Su Han glanced at the corner again.

"So, do you see these words disappear after I see them?"

"Yes, I'll be in hidden standby after confirming that you've seen and there's no new prompt."

"Why have you been hanging here before?"

“I was sleeping before and I was hosted.”

"Oh," Su Han thought for a while, "Then, can I not communicate with you at all?"

“Yes, it depends entirely on your will.”

Su Han withdrew his gaze and ignored it.

What it says itself depends on my will, and I don't want to talk to it now.

Anyway, if you communicate less, you should be able to lose less potential crises.

only……
To be continued...
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