Extra "Xue Meng's blind date Jiang Xi throws the street"
Although Jiang Xi voluntarily stopped this job, in fact, no one believed that Jiang Xi could have any skills for dressing up as a woman.
People even suspected that Jiang Xi's impression of "female" was probably only literally. But when Elder Chen ran carefully to ask him: "Master Jiang, do you... do you know what girls generally have? ", Jiang Xi actually replied indifferently: "I know."
"Ah..." Elder Chen was very surprised, "I thought you had never had contact with any woman..."
Jiang Xi said indifferently: "Who said that?"
Xue Meng, who was standing beside him, was shocked when he heard what he said. He thought he was going to use Mrs. Wang as an example, so he hurriedly wanted to stand up and stop him. However, Jiang Xi said next:
"If a man who loses eight feet of his body and his skin is here, he can measure and follow it and get it, and his death can be dissected and seen."
Elder Chen was confused: "...what does it mean?"
"Oh, our head is saying." Gu Yueye replied, "He has dissected the female corpse."
“…”
I'm disturbing, Yaozong is really terrible.
Elder Chen stumbled for a long time before trembling: "Then, Master Jiang thinks, I think I know the characteristics of the girls very well?"
Jiang Xi glanced at him calmly, showing his in-depth understanding of the person he disguised with expressionless face: "The bones are small, the tone is fine and moist, the sebum is rich, the body is rich in curves, the vagina, the sub-room and other special parts."
Dead silence.
Jiang Xi looked down at him confidently and indifferently, paused for a moment, and said, "I have written a book called "The Lone Moon Night Woman Uses a Thousand Gold Formula", with the book attached to drawings. If you are curious, you can lend it to you."
Mei Hanxue: "Puff!"
Xue Meng: "..."
Mei Hanxue: “…”
After a while, Elder Chen held his forehead and slapped his head. He thought that he wanted such a cold-blooded and weird flower to pretend to be a charming and charming beauty to deceive the scroll demon. He couldn't help but murmur and whine: "It's over, it's all over..."
Based on Jiang Yechen's understanding, how should he play the role of a female cultivator?
Do it yourself?!
It's night.
Taobao Villa has bright lights and candles, and wind chimes are ding.
Jiang Yechen had already prepared and sat alone in the wing room waiting. According to Ma Yun's idea of catching monsters, Master Jiang also lit a scent in the room, pretending to be a woman and waiting for the scroll demon to come to the door. As long as the monster could voluntarily stay in the room with a cup of tea, their plan would be successful. The scroll demon would inevitably lose his will and be able to love the sow, so they could take the opportunity to subdue it gently.
Of course, the post that invited it was written by someone else, because Master Jiang himself could not write it at all. After thinking for a long time, he wrote a vigorous and fierce word "回", which was daunting. Fortunately, the disciples of Taobao Villa were best at speaking softly and spoke softly, and soon wrote a letter for Master Jiang with endless longings, which solved the urgent problem.
At this moment, the disciples of the villa were hiding in the dark. Xue Meng was also watching in the grass. He asked Mei Hanxue in a low voice with uncertainty: "It won't be a problem, right? Can Jiang Xi really tell the difference between those makeup? He really knows how to dress up as a woman?"
Mei Hanxue replied without any consolation: "I'll see."
“…”
Feeling even more uneasy, Xue Meng swallowed and said hard: "Why do I better go see him, I--"
As soon as she was about to get out of her waist, Mei Hanxue grabbed it and pressed it down: "Shut up."
As he said that, he signaled Xue Meng to look into the corridor and whispered: "It's coming."
Under the moonlight, the scroll demon was wearing a cloak, probably to deliberately imitate the technique of Ting Xue Palace. There were petals and butterflies surrounding it. The demon walked leisurely in the courtyard. Although the hood covered his face and could not see his face, his walking posture looked like he was not very smart.
A faint sound of bamboo flute came from Jiang Xi's guest room. After listening for a while, he probably thought that this person would be better when playing the flute well. So he walked to the door with satisfaction and knocked on the door twice: "My wife, I've received an invitation, so I'll come to visit me. Can you bother me?"
After knocking twice, Jiang Xi ignored it. Seeing the door was hidden, it stopped polite and said, "If the lady doesn't mind, then she will come in."
Jiang Xi still didn't answer, but Xue Meng suddenly let out a low voice: "Why is this sound so familiar?"
On the other side, the scroll demon had already pushed the door into the room, and the sound of the flute finally stopped. Although Xue Meng felt uneasy in his heart, he still thought, hey, as long as Jiang Yechen could hold up a cup of tea, if it didn't leave within a cup of tea, he would be fascinated by the incense in the room, and everyone would be confused. At that time, they would be able to bring it down in one fell swoop.
Before I could finish the server, I heard a loud bang!
Xue Meng was shocked and said, "What's going on?! It's only a blink of an eye! Jiang Yechen will not make him vomit even if he dresses in a woman!!"
As everyone was stunned, the scroll demon rose into the air with the table kicked over by the wooden door and the light of the magic weapon that was out of the box. This time it did not make a "nause" sound, but made a "ah" scream, and then it slammed from the air under everyone's gaze.
Everyone: "..."
"Oh hey..." The scroll demon screamed miserably, "It hurts, it hurts... It hurts so much..."
At the same time, Jiang Yechen came out with murderous aura. Mei Hanxue opened her eyes wide, blinked twice, and turned to ask Mei Hanxue: "Am I blind? Where did he dress up as a woman's clothing?"
"You are not blind." Mei Hanxue looked at Jiang Yechen with an expressionless face, "He didn't pretend."
Xue Meng said, "He is dressed up!"
Mei Hanxue: “…?”
Mei Hanxue: "???"
“…where did you dress up?”
Xue Meng pointed at Jiang Xi's wrist: "Look, he wore a white jade bracelet. It was only worn by a woman."
The Mei brothers fell into silence together. After a while, Mei Hanxue said coldly: "I think you are probably no different from Jiang Yechen. I think the difference between others not wearing makeup is whether they have red lips."
Xue Meng was stunned for a moment when he heard this and said blankly: "...Isn't it?"
Mei Hanxue: “…”
They were talking, and in the yard, Jiang Xi didn't know what had happened to the scroll demon before. He was so angry that his eyebrows were angrily raised. Shenwu Xuehuang was in his hands and made a buzzing sound. He pulled the scroll demon who was sank on the ground, and the monster shouted: "Oh! Great Beauty! Great Beauty! How can you be so cruel? How can you bear to act like this pretty face like my! "
Jiang Xi said angrily: "You are looking for death!"
"Hey, you're killing! It's quite unreasonable!"
As one person and one demon fights, the scroll spirit's cloak slid down, revealing the face inside-
The onlookers were speechless.
This scroll monster deserves to be beaten to death. It actually puts on Jiang Xi's face!
I think it is known that it turned into Jiang Xi's appearance last night and was very popular in Yangzhou. This demon brother is probably a little bit arrogant. He still came out to deceive the boss Jiang tonight with his facial features.
He also bumped into Jiang Xi's body.
But because it was not very smart, it did not realize that it was Jiang Yechen who was teasing himself. So I just was in the house and thought that I could know what Jiang Xi had experienced-
He was probably watching "self" enter the house with a smile, posing in a charming manner, calling "Little Lady~" softly and gracefully. Maybe he was thrown into two charming eyes by "self" in a very exaggerated way.
...No wonder Jiang Xi is so angry that no one is angry.
Seeing that Jiang Xi was really angry and wanted to put the scroll demon to the ground, the disciples of Taobao Villa who were ambushing around rushed out and persuaded him in a hurry.
"Master Jiang! You can't be impulsive!"
"As soon as you hit it, all the secrets will be leaked!"
"Calm down, Master Jiang!!!"
The scroll monster looked stupid, but it ran away very flexibly and quickly. When he saw that the situation was not good, he immediately got up while the chaos was in trouble, turned around and slid into the night as if he was flying.
While running, he was still in the show and shouted loudly: "I, Jiang Yechen, will be back again! Hahahahahahaha!"
"..." Jiang Xi's Guan Ying's nose looked irritated.
He shouted angrily: "The evil beast is arrogant!"
He probably never saw "hisself" running away in his life! He didn't dare to think about it!
The scroll monster probably felt that it was not exciting enough to shout, but actually imitated the echo and shouted from afar: "I, Gu Yueye Jiang Yechen, will come back--I will come back--I will come back---I will come back---I will come back----"
"You're looking for death!"
All the disciples coaxed: "President Jiang, Master Jiang——"
Jiang Xi: "If you dare to use my face again!"
All the disciples advised: "Master Jiang, Lord Jiang——"
Jiang Xi said angrily: "I will cause you to suffer from epilepsy and irritation. The skull is irritable, and the skull is removed. All the wind and tuberculosis are diaphragm--" Others can no longer understand the following terms of the Medicine Sect.
Everyone was able to persuade him, but only Xue Meng was serious: "...What does wind tuberculosis mean?"
Mei Hanxue on the side said: "It seems to be the four major stubborn diseases written in medical books."
Seeing that Xue Meng still seemed to understand, Mei Hanxue on the other side explained expressionlessly: "Simply put, he wanted it to die of all diseases and suffering."
Xue Meng twitched slightly on her face, and she turned her head to continue watching the battle.
The angry Jiang Xi was surrounded by a group of disciples from Taobao Villa and kept persuading: "Oh, forget it, forget it."
"Don't calm down, calm down, calm down."
Jiang Xi's anger obviously did not fade so easily. Lord Jiang was not a broad-minded person. He had developed his temper even worse after being ill for several months. In addition, this monster was embarrassed to look at him with his appearance, which made him so angry that he smoked on his head. He lost his demeanor for a moment. He pulled his sleeve out of a little disciple who was holding him: "Let me go!"
"Okay, okay, let go, whatever the head of the sect says."
"I killed that-"
The disciples who had just breathed a sigh of relief hurriedly stopped him again: "No! Don't do it!"
"Hurry up and watch the head, pour tea, and defeat the fire."
In the chaos, a blue light suddenly flashed by. The disciples were shocked and avoided them one after another. Jiang Yechen suddenly walked unsteadily, staggered a few steps, and fell to the ground.
Everyone suddenly became silent, and they were blaming each other with their eyes—
Oh my God, why didn’t you support Master Jiang!
It’s clear that you are closer, blame me?!
But what exactly is that green light...
At this time, the little bee turned into by the owner of Ma buzzed and flew over. Elder Chen Xuyuan was stunned for a moment, his expression suddenly changed, and patted his head with a bald head and shouted: "It's over, it's not good! Lord Jiang did not keep the scroll monster! He was also cursed! He is going to become an animal too!!"
When Xue Meng heard this, he stood up from the haystack and said in surprise: "What?!!"
Chapter completed!