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Extra Story "Xue Meng's Missing Young Woman on a Blind Date (2)"

——This extra is set as Hyundai eg—

I thought I was playing a multi-character love development game, but I didn't expect that this game would only end with one ending.

——Selected from "A Failed Task Report" by Xue Meng

Xue Meng was eating the penultimate piece of coconut milk red bean cake on the plate.

He had to be very careful. He cut a piece along the edge of the red bean cake with a plastic spoon, with accurate estimates and steady steps. He wanted to keep the integrity of the cake as much as possible, but unfortunately, half of it had been stained with the mango mousse contained in the same dish.

He hated Mango just like he hated his job in the Cultivation World Protection Bureau.

Unfortunately, he had to do it. This was the 21st century, and the stupid son of the Daoye family had to come out to work to support himself.

"Task report, Mr. Xue." A dry mechanical female voice came from the headset.

Xue Meng rolled his eyes. Since the Time and Space Protection Bureau transferred a new director named Jiang, task reporting has become something that must be done every day.

"Well, I arrived at the office at 8:20 today. I was not late. I packed a portion of Master Li's fried food in the morning. It tasted good. I suggest that you all try it whenever I have time. The key is that the old man who sells fried food is kind and praises people. The sixty-year-old aunt can call her younger sister with a lewd face. After eating fried food, I started stamping it-"

This is why Xue Meng hates his job.

Yes, stamp.

This matter is a long story, and it is all too much to blame him. Xue Meng's father, Xue Zhengyong, is the chairman of the International Cultivation Bureau. As the chairman's only precious son, Xue Meng lived as a star since childhood and no one dared to offend him. The food and use of the Cultivation Bureau are specially provided by the Cultivation Bureau. Even the diapers are woven by the deep-sea mermaids, ensuring that they are smooth and breathable without causing prickly heat. Then the parents of the parents look down on the Bangbaoshi Kao diapers at all.

Such a young man in the cultivation world naturally had good days. After graduation, he went directly to the Cultivation World Protection Bureau and was personally received by the director on the first day of work.

The director at that time was named Nangong Liu, who was a fat and white middle-aged man who could sweat even if he climbed two floors.

Nangong Liu held Comrade Xiao Xue's hand affectionately, shook his pork belly cheeks and greeted him: "Oh, Xue Meng? He looks really like your father. He looks like his own son at first glance, and he is handsome!"

Xue Meng said: "Thank you uncle for your praise."

Nangong Liu laughed happily: "Your dad and I are always acquaintances, so let's not talk about gossip. Come on, uncle will explain to you the work you need to do first."

Fresh graduate Xue Meng was still full of ambitions and determined to contribute his strength to the construction of a harmonious new world of cultivation, so he said with ease: "You can say that I will complete the tasks you assigned seriously."

Look, there is no curriculum for the second generation of cultivation, what a good child!

Director Nangong looked at him deeply, curled his smile and said solemnly: "Xiao Xue, the organization considers that you came from a family of cultivation and have outstanding conditions. Therefore, even though you are the pearl in Chairman Xue's hand, we still decided to hand over the most difficult and difficult work to you."

When Xue Meng heard this, he suddenly felt enlightened: "I have loved all kinds of adventures since I was a child. In the past, everyone always hindered my father's face, so I didn't let me do this or touch that." His eyes flashed, "I finally got through."

Director Nangong patted his shoulder and gave him a thumbs up: "Ambition."

Xue Meng asked: "Then what am I going to do?"

"Ahem." Nangong Liu cleared his throat, "In general, this is a difficult task that no one can do in this game. It requires the person in charge to have extraordinary patience, precise judgment, and decisive decision-making. Because every decision of yours dominates thousands of lives - a large number of lives will be saved because of you, but there will also be many creatures that will bleed because of you."

His expression was serious and his eyes were burning, as if a holy light was rising behind him.

"This is a chore on the front line. When you were going to work at the Time and Space Bureau, your father repeatedly told me to find you a comfortable and safe position, but after reading your resume, I felt that you were a good child full of ambitions. I can't be sorry for the passion of young people, so after careful consideration, I handed over this chore to you."

The director said, stretched out a hand and poked Xue Meng's chest.

"You have to be worthy of those tens of millions of lives."

Xue Meng suddenly burst into tears and felt awe: "Director, thank you for giving me such an important task despite my father's obstacles! I will work hard and live up to your expectations!"

Director Nangong Liu gave him a gaze of praise and encouraged him: "Do it well!" He left with his clothes, hiding his merits and fame.

On the same day, Xiao Xue returned home and couldn't control his excitement. He secretly ordered a batch of goods from Taobao.com Night Cat Cultivation Mall, including:

Violent DPS Crispy Fried Chicken (produced by Hanlin Pharmaceutical Factory): After eating it, you can get ten times the mana of one hour and cannot be used in battle.

Ergou Xunming Pills (produced by Yuheng Pharmaceutical Factory): It will be useless if you die.

Yaotou Pill (produced by Wubeiji Buddha Pharmaceutical Factory): It can make your head shine and guide your companions in the dark.

Wuji Bai Crazy Pills (produced by Taxianjun Pharmaceutical Factory): Relieve the chaos.

Ancestral Thousand Years of Date Pills (produced by Tanlang Pharmaceutical Factory): Only for use against enemies.

In this way, the child Xue Meng made complete preparations, and even dreamed at night that he had traveled to the Second World Cultivation War, and died bravely in order to resist the black magic sweeping over the European battlefield. With a sharp "Avadassom!", he fell into a mysterious green light...

But the next day, when Xue Meng came to the office with a mercy, he was shocked.

"This is...my job???!!!"

The sweet long-legged and big-breasted secretary poured him a cup of fragrant tea and said gently: "Yes, Mr. Xue, this is your job."

Xue Meng came to his desk in disbelief, looked at the piles of mountain project approval reports on the cultivation world, and his mouth gradually opened into an O-shaped shape.

He trembled and picked up the top stack of papers and checked it out briefly. A line of bright red titles suddenly caught his eye. The title was very confusing. Ordinary people couldn't understand it once: "Measures for the Accountability of the Illegal Use of Lone Moon Night Fairy Pig Feed in Linyi, Shandong"

What method?

Xue Meng couldn't help but feel dizzy.

But he gritted his teeth and continued to look.

"Recently, the drug supervision team received a report that a monk sold the expired fairy pig feed produced by Gu Yueye to mortal merchants through illegal channels, resulting in more than 8,000 bags of expired feed flowing into the market. At present, three pig farms have eaten the feed. The pigs involved in the case have reached 400 heads by the time of issuing the document, and the situation is critical."

Xue Meng: "..."

Turning back a page.

The handling opinions of the Livestock Medicine Committee of the Cultivation Realm: Send people to buy back and destroy all the contaminated pork.

Opinions on handling the Mortals Committee of the Cultivation Realm: Attachment and arrest and interrogation of the monks involved in the case.

Opinions of the Propaganda Committee for the Cultivation and Cultivation World: Attached discussion, and request the "Lianbo News" column group to conduct subsequent public relations processing.

Opinions of Chairman of the Comprehensive Case Committee of the Cultivation and Realm Protection Bureau: (empty)

Xue Meng raised his head inexplicably. He poked the word "empty" with one hand and asked the smiling young lady next to him: "Why is no one here to write an opinion?"

The young lady smiled and explained patiently: "I'm waiting for you to stamp it."

"But I'm not..." He looked down at the report and read, "Chairman of the Comprehensive Case Committee of the Cultivation and Protection Bureau."

But when he looked up again and looked at the loving look of the secretary's sister, he couldn't help but hesitate and confused: "... Am I?"

The young lady took out a small brooch card from behind like a magic trick. The sign was printed with "Xue Meng, Chairman of the Comprehensive Case Committee", and even a photo of Xue Meng's most dissatisfied head.

She put it on Xue Meng and smiled and said, "Now you are the honorable chairman, congratulations!"

And he handed over two chapters, one with a circle and the other with a fork.

"Agree to file a case to cover the ring, and deny file a case to cover the fork." The young lady smiled, "Please start working."

Xue Meng's mouth opened and closed again and again. He had a lot of things to say and a lot of cursing to spit out, but in the end he swallowed and asked with difficulty: "Can I not choose?"

The young lady smiled and bent her eyes: "Of course, then cover both."

"..." Xue Meng felt angry, "What will happen if I don't choose either?"

"Leave it to the Secretary for handling."

Xue Meng became even weaker: "What else do you want me to do?"

The young lady said kindly: "So, I personally recommend that you only stamp one seal at a time."

Xue Meng: “…………………”

In this way, after life was over, Xue Meng really realized the art of Nangong Liu's speech at that time. This terrifying and damn job made him live like a pile driver every day, circling or crossing on different reports. This really requires inhuman patience.

Of course, this patience is not just about facing boring work without rebellious mentality. The greater patience is that he must restrain himself every day so that he can convince himself not to fucking rush to Nangong Liu's office to cut off the director's reproductive organs!!

Although Director Nangong did not lie to him, he did decide the stay and departure of thousands of lives.

Just look at these reports-

"Report on the construction of exclusive chicken farms for violent DS crispy chickens"

"Report on the Special Approval of the Gaured Baby after the Founding of the People's Republic of China"

"Report on the Black Cat Sheriff's Reaching Essence after the Founding of the People's Republic of China"

"Application for retired senior cadre in the Lone Moon Night: I really want to live another five hundred years"

"Sperused Bone Beauty Seed Research Group: Calling on monks carrying Beauty Seed Genes to Donate Spin to Human Gene Engineering Initiative"

It's not a job that can last hundreds of millions of lives in minutes.

Xue Meng raised his small fork with a look of evil spirit and covered the "Sperm Donation Initiative". He felt a sense of justice that saved countless little lives in his heart, and he coldly commented: "No one wants to be shot in a cup and freeze. Veto."

He admitted that he was venting his resentment, but he hoped that such nonsense would be intolerable to the director, so it would be best to transfer him to the front line and let him go to the mortal world to subdue demons and eliminate demons.

Unfortunately, the director was as stable as a rock and did not blame Chairman Xiao Xue for this. Instead, at a party, Xue Meng heard that Miss Ye Wangxi, the secretary of the director, had to work overtime until the early morning because of these pranks.

"If you ask your daughter-in-law to work overtime again, I will quit tomorrow!!"

Through half the corridor, you can hear the director's son Nangong Si slamming the table and jumping on his feet.

Xue Meng shrank his neck guiltily. After a while of being stunned, he decided to face these reports seriously.

After a few months, just as he stamped his seal faster and almost forgot his original ambition when he just graduated, Nangong Liu was suspended from his post because he accepted bribes from demons and lost his iron job.

The new director is here.

Director Jiang Xi was reckless and quick to take over any stall. It took him an hour to understand what it was for Xue Meng.

It’s really not a fault for Director Jiang’s unscrupulous mind, but because Nangong Liu packed Xue Meng so intimidatingly. Director Jiang took a long time to unpack the wrapping paper, layer by layer, and finally found that what was wrapped inside was a big fuck.

In short, Xue Meng's position is useless, and even the work done by Xiao Lizi, who is lazy in washing vegetables in the canteen, is more meaningful than him.

Director Jiang could not tolerate this position of rice insect, so he decided to cancel the position of "Comprehensive Chairman" and find something else for Xue Meng.

He spent about a week observing the idea and finally made a decision, so the beginning scene appeared-

"Task report, Mr. Xue."

"Well, I arrived at the office at 8:20 today. I was not late. I packed a portion of Master Li's fried food in the morning. The taste is good. Please help me. If you have time, you can try it. The key is that the old man who sells fried food is kind and praises people. The sixty-year-old aunt can call her younger sister with a lewd face. After eating fried food, I started stamping..."

A hissing current suddenly came from the headset.

Then, Jiang Xi's channel cut in, and the cold ai sound effect disappeared, replaced by the voice of Director Jiang, who was more inhuman than ai.

"From today on, you don't have to stamp it. Get off work early today and come to my office tomorrow. I have an important job left to you." Jiang Xi paused and said without any trouble. "Remember to bring me a portion of Master Li's fried food and add vinegar."

Xue Meng: “…………………………………”
Chapter completed!
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