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【7】Short and brilliant commentary career

Although the win against the Indian team was not a spectacular event, Yang Shenran's outstanding performance as ADC was still very eye-catching.

Although the majority of netizens say that I can play in the gold rank, but after all, the leader is also bringing glory to the country, so now the reputation has become better.

But Yang Shenran himself actually knew it very clearly. He won by lying down! He was absolutely winning by lying down! And his Olympic journey was probably over.

In the next draw, the American team is not a strong opponent, but it cannot be taken lightly. The further back, the stronger the opponent will be. Therefore, Yang Shenran's chance to play is basically gone.

However, Yang Shenran's mentality is actually very good. He is very happy to be a member of the national team, not to mention that he is on the court. If he can make it to the end this time, he will win an Olympic championship.

This is simply so comfortable.

So during the remaining period, Yang Shenran did not continue to play with the team, but went to the commentary box and became a guest commentator.

And in the commentary seat, Yang Shenran immediately won the support of the audience with his sassy remarks.

In the subsequent match between the national team and the Vietnamese team, Yang Shenran made even more famous remarks.

Li Yudan killed the opponent's top laner, and Yang Shenran couldn't help shouting: "This is convincing people with reason! Convincing others with physical harm!"

Liu Jiyang was running around in the jungle, suppressing the opponent's jungler. Yang Shenran said: "Liu Jiyang's wave is called elegant conversation! It means that I spit in your jungle, and after spitting, I have to grab the person on the opposite side to smell it.

Once, then I’ll hold you down and beat you!”

Huang Junjun played the Snake Girl in the middle and swept straight away. Yang Shenran said: "This is about paying attention to hygiene! Pay attention to hygiene and must be poor. If you are so bad that the opponent will be poisoned by the Snake Girl on the line!"

Several commentators on the side were sweating, and quickly reminded in a low voice: "Pay attention to the international impact! This is the Olympic Games, not the LPL! Don't talk nonsense!"

Yang Shenran nodded and continued: "Looking at the bottom lane, Ah Shui and Bao Lan have already taken advantage. Ah Shui played Kai'Sa in this game, which is also his signature hero. Bao Lan, a powerful support player, performed well.

That’s right. I have practiced this! As the saying goes, if there is no woman in my heart, I will draw my sword to the God of Nature!”

"But! Loli can speed up the attack speed of your sword, and Sister Yu can make your sword produce 100% critical damage!" After Yang Shenran finished speaking, everyone didn't know why, but the images of the two saints appeared in their minds.

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Yang Shenran continued: "And the rich woman can let you change to a better sword!"

He was so eloquent that his explanation turned into a one-man talk show by Yang Shenran.

"Look! Li Yu played the top laner Barbarian King in this wave, and he really suppressed the opponent. This hero is very strong, and the current damage is very high. The electric knife's passive push is very fast, and he doesn't care about the blood volume at all. See

If you hit someone, just cut, all the damage will be critical hits! This wave, this wave, let’s say, this is the Dubai sword technique!”

Everyone in the barrage burst into laughter.

The commentary doll on the side said: "Master, it's not very good for you to talk about your teammates like that!"

Yang Shenran said: "This is normal. Friends don't have to pay so much attention to each other."

Wawa asked: "Then if your teammate asks you to borrow money but doesn't pay it back, do you think this is normal?"

Yang Shenran said generously: "I think between friends, especially good friends like us, if you borrow money, you don't have to pay it back. After all, I didn't pay it back!"

Good guy! The old man is by my side!

Yang Shenran said: "Actually, in this game, I think Li Yu's top laner role as Barbarian King was too radical! After all, this hero appeared in the game, and because the mechanism is too extreme, it is not really suitable for team battles. There are still other options.

For example... Yorick the Soul Shepherd is very good! Using his wife in his ultimate move can also achieve the effect of pushing the lane!"

Wawa: "That's true. The choice of Barbarian King is still a bit radical. But Li Yu's strength is no problem. This round still achieved good results. If Yorick was chosen, there might be a different outcome.

Performance. Yorick’s ultimate move to summon his wife is also very suitable for pushing the lane.”

"That's right!" Yang Shenran said: "When I play with Li Yu, if he chooses Yorick, I like to follow the wife summoned by his ultimate move. I always feel that my wife is all Li Yu's fault.

Share the same!”

"Good guy!"

The live broadcast was interrupted, and the director went crazy: "Please! Stop talking about such ethical nonsense! Crosstalk, ah, e-sports must go against the three vulgarities!"

"Oh, I'm sorry! I'm used to it!"

The live broadcast continues.

"Ahem!" Yang Shenran said: "The signal was interrupted just now, let's continue the explanation. Everyone's performance today is very good. I think it must be because we got enough sleep yesterday. So this is very important! Don't stay up late.

If you stay up late at night, you will go to bed late, and if you go to bed late, you will have insomnia, unable to sleep, and you will be hungry, but you don’t want to get up, so you start playing on your phone. When you play on your phone at night, you will find some sad things, which will make you feel uncomfortable.

If you are depressed, you finally choose to give up on yourself and start online dating, marry someone you don’t like, and get divorced because you don’t like it. If your child learns badly, you will be very desperate and end up alone. So you must not stay up late, go to bed early and get up early, and wake up energetic every day.

Full of positive energy!"

Good guy! Yang Shenran has never lost when it comes to bullshit! The most important thing is that Yang Shenran always bullshits with positive energy.

There is no way, there is too much written in the review, a lot of things have been blurted out, quite practical!

The final game will definitely end with the national team winning.

But Yang Shenran’s commentary career has been banned by the Olympic Games. He is so capable of talking nonsense!

In the end, Yang Shenran could only follow the team to participate in the post-match interview. When they were reunited, Li Yu came over: "I heard that you were in the commentary box and said that you had a crush on my wife?"

"No no!"

"I heard that you said in the commentary box that you wouldn't pay back the money you owed me?"

"No, no!" Yang Shenran laughed dryly: "These are all rumors!"

Li Yu smiled and said: "One thing is not a rumor, your Olympic commentary career is over?"

"It's harmful! They banned me because they said I'm affecting my international image." Yang Shenran grinned and said, "So I think I should do something to restore my image. By the way, the epidemic is so serious now, let me donate some masks!"

Yang Shenran wanted to come out as soon as he came out, so he took his mobile phone and started recording the video. After a while, Yang Shenran's video was seen on the Internet.

In the picture, Yang Shenran said solemnly to the camera: "We are a big country and should shoulder humanitarian responsibilities. At this critical moment, we should work together to fight for a better life. So at this time, it is time to show

When there is love between people! Then in my own name, I am now donating 10 million masks to the United States, Japan, South Korea, India, Australia, the United Kingdom, France and other countries! I hope these can help those in need.

People, I hope they can live happily!"

After a pause, Yang Shenran continued: "But I just called the pharmacy and asked, and they said there are not that many masks... Then there is no... I can't do anything without them, so forget it...

...!"
Chapter completed!
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