Today is the game between Lieying Shenjiao and WE.

On the way to the competition venue, Brother Chun thought many times that he would just die with the leader.

What a tragedy! How miserable! Ever since he joined the Lying Ying Cult, Brother Chun has been very loyal, and as a result, he is really famous now.

There are two legends about Brother Chun that are currently circulating. One is from the outside world. When foreign female fans visited, Brother Chun's crotch was on fire. The other is the KTV happy encounter described by the leader in the live broadcast.

The crotch was on fire and the KTV was happy to meet each other. These two things directly caused Brother Chun's social death.

Even though he’s just a team driver, he’s still trying to be shameless! What the hell is this!

Brother Chun shed tears while driving. Liu Jiyang next to him looked curious and asked: "Brother Chun, what's wrong? Are you hurt by love? I heard about the KTV incident, it's not like that!"

Brother Chun shook his head and said: "In fact, I have already calmed down. These loves can no longer hurt me. Before I became a driver, I killed fish and cattle in the vegetable market for five years. My

My heart has become as cold as my knife. I have been sweeping leaves in the Shaolin Temple for eight years, and my heart has become as cold as the autumn wind. I have also been swimming in the Yangtze River for ten years, and my heart has become as cold as the water of the Yangtze River.

.I am who I am, a love killer who doesn’t have any feelings.”

Liu Jiyang was silent for a moment and took out his mobile phone: "Let me order a takeaway for you. Eat something and you will be in a good mood. How about pizza, with lots of cheese?"

Brother Chun: "I don't like cheese."

Liu Jiyang: "Have you heard that sentence? Cheese is power!"

Brother Chun: "..."

Yang Shenran came over at this time: "Okay, look at Brother Chun, he is actually very happy. Because I advertised for him like this, as far as I know Brother Chun has started to live broadcast, and he is making a lot of money!"

Brother Chun curled his lips: "Instead of being resentful, it's better to take advantage of the popularity and make some money."

"Damn it, this is simply philosophy! Brother Chun, you are a philosopher! I even ordered you a cheese pizza, which cost a lot of money!" Liu Jiyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Brother Chun: “But my live broadcast room was blocked yesterday.”

Yang Shenran asked: "Why?"

Brother Chun cried: "My eyes are just a little small, but during the live broadcast, I was lying down and my eyes were small. I was officially deemed to be sleeping during the live broadcast, which drove me crazy in the live broadcast room. It's so annoying! Bullying!"

Yang Shenran said: "It's okay, we can unblock it later. Drive well and don't think too much."

Liu Jiyang said to Yang Shenran at this time: "Master, I want to ask you a favor. Give me a holiday in a few days. I want to go home."

"What are you going back for?" Yang Shenran asked.

Liu Jiyang: "There are two fruit trees in the yard of our hometown. They almost bear fruit at this time of year, so my parents always have to step on the ladder to pick fruits. How tiring it is! So I want to go back."

"Go back and pick fruits, that's fine. Filial piety comes first!" Yang Shenran nodded.

"Who said I want to go back to pick fruits? How tiring it is!" Liu Jiyang said proudly: "I went back and cut down those two fruit trees directly, so that my parents will never have to climb trees to pick fruits."

"Damn it! What a filial son!" Yang Shenran was shocked: "Once and for all, why don't you think others can think of such a way!"

"There is no way, mainly because I can't go home often now, and they don't want to spend money to hire people. It's unsafe to have to climb a tree at such an old age. It's better to cut down the tree directly, and I will save worry." Liu Jiyang said this

That’s true. Many things may seem ridiculous at first glance, but if you think about the reasons behind them, you’ll understand them.

Just like this, we talked nonsense all the way to the competition venue. Now the Yingying God Sect enters the venue in advance because the officials are afraid that the Yingying God Sect will do something crazy with the hearse, so they have to wait in advance before everyone has arrived.

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Today’s opponent is WE, which is a serious old team and a once powerful team. At its peak, it was hard to compete with anyone, but with the departure of players like Xiye and Daxiuzi, this team has really lost its battle in recent years.

It's a bit lonely.

Now the Shenying Shenjiao is the undefeated team ranked first in points. This exaggerated record can really put a lot of pressure on people. There are no players in WE who can stand up. So many people are

Before the game, it was predicted that the Church of God would win 2-0 again.

However, WE is still very strong. After all these years, there are still many fans. They come in one after another and there are still many WE fans coming to watch the games. This is a traditional powerful team. Although it is somewhat declining, there are still many people who support it.

Although the WE team has many fans, if you can’t stand it, the Ying Shen Cult can cause trouble!

Just today, the Lying Ying Shen Cult officially adopted a giant panda at the Wolong Giant Panda Breeding Base in Sichuan Province.

Many people don't know that giant pandas can be adopted. There are very few places, and some even need to be auctioned. The starting price is hundreds of thousands, and if you get it at auction, it can be millions. Then you can adopt a national treasure giant panda.

For example, if a giant panda is adopted by the Lieying Shen Cult, the living expenses for the giant panda alone are one million a year, not counting the cost of the quota.

Adoption can also be divided into time periods and lifetime adoption. So after adopting a giant panda, can I take it home and raise it?

Wrong! Not possible!

After adopting a giant panda, the giant panda still has to live in the giant panda conservation base, but the adopting party has the right to name the giant panda. And then...well, nothing more.

Hey, no one really thinks that adopting a giant panda is just about taking one home, right? What a joke. The money just gives you the power to name the panda. Adopting is not selling!

Of course, in addition to this, there are some other small rewards. For example, some companies that adopt pandas will receive tax exemptions of hundreds of thousands. Adopters can listen to the breeding and scientific researchers' opinions on the life and life of the adopted pandas every six months.

Physical examination report. During the adoption period, the Giant Panda Research Center will also promote the adopter’s corporate or personal social image.

At the same time, companies or individuals that have obtained the right to adopt the giant pandas also have the right to hang an adoption bronze medal in the giant panda display area. That is, when others visit the giant pandas, they will see a sign that reads: A certain company or a certain gentleman,

Adopted a giant panda and named it XX (female/male).

Another one is to enjoy the "visiting rights" of national treasures. You don't need to buy a ticket to see the pandas and you have priority. You can make suggestions on the care of the giant pandas. The corresponding obligation is to ensure that the funds are paid on schedule.

This sounds like having a father! You only spend money, you can’t pet the cat! Pandas are cats too!

Named: Lie down and win!

This name will go through official review. As long as it is not very pornographic or violent, it will basically pass. Many companies will simply adopt a pair of giant pandas, and the name will be the name of the company split. This is also a reward for adopting giant pandas. You can use the big panda name.

Panda's name is advertised.

To be honest, in fact, the name "Lie Ying" does not have any bad connotation. On the contrary, you can win by lying down, which is not bad. And winning by lying down is quite in line with the characteristics of giant pandas. So the name was approved.

The giant panda lies down to win! It can also be called lying down, because this giant panda likes to lie down.

Look, even the adjectives for cute things are different. Brown bears and arctic chests all use the head, a brown bear and a polar bear. But when it comes to pandas, I feel that using only one is more appropriate. A giant panda!

This kind of thing seems like just spending money and getting nothing. But in fact, after the Lieying Sect adopted the giant panda, the giant panda "Lian Ying" directly became the spokesperson of the Lieying Sect, oh

No, it's the endorsement bear.

In the future, we can openly use the image of giant pandas for publicity, and when we think of giant pandas, many people will fall in love with them, and their impression of the Lying Ying Shen Cult will also become better. This is the best positive publicity!

Even the team uniforms of the Lying Ying Shen Cult have designed the "Special Edition Giant Panda Lying Win Jersey" overnight. Before the rest of the Lying Ying Shen Cult team even wore it for the game, it was already sold out on the official website! Huge profits!

Got a deal!

Otherwise, how can we say that giant pandas are national treasures? They eat, drink, and sleep every day, and they even make money for the motherland and build aircraft carriers!

At this time, there was a sign at the Panda Breeding and Protection Base, which read: GG E-Sports Club adopted a giant panda for life and named it "Lian Ying" (male).

At the same time, the wealthy Yang Shenran adopted a female giant panda in his own name and paired it with Laiying. How humane it is, otherwise how lonely a person would be!

So the Panda Breeding and Protection Base has another sign, but the content on the sign is:

Mr. Yang Shenran adopted a giant panda throughout his life and named it "Penguin" (female).
Chapter completed!