Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian were walking around casually. Even if they didn't caress these furry little cuties, they would feel healed as long as they looked from a distance.

Chen Kangtuo sighed: "I think after the haunted house project is completed, we should arrange a zoo tour package for Brother Bao."

"After all, the mental pressure I have suffered in the haunted house is too great. Pulling him to the zoo to heal him can also reflect our humanistic care."

"Hey, there's a parrot."

Before they knew it, the two had arrived near the next entrance of the Leng Nuan Zi Zhiyi Animal Park. The Amazon parrot was looking at a fully automatic intelligent bar lifting machine next to it.

Chen Kangtuo asked in surprise: "Why is there a fully automatic intelligent bar lifting machine here? What is it for?"

Ruan Guangjian looked at the parrot and then looked at the bar lifting machine: "I feel that this parrot seems to be a little alert to the bar lifting machine, I don't know if this is my illusion."

Both of them thought this scene seemed very interesting and couldn't help but stay for a while.

But no matter how Chen Kangtuo teased the parrot and wanted to lure him to speak, the parrot was indifferent. He just stared at the bar lifting machine with his eyes dripping, as if he was always on guard, and ignored Chen Kangtuo's teasing as a buzzing fly in his ears.

"Strange, this parrot is afraid that it can't speak, right?" Chen Kangtuo didn't think much about it. After all, there are very few parrots who can talk. They are geniuses among parrots, and most parrots who can't speak are.

As a result, just as the two of them were about to leave, they saw a keeper coming back from the cage next to them.

The keeper looked at the time: "Okay, damn it, today's training time is coming soon. Are you ready?"

Chen Kangtuo couldn't help but be shocked.

Gangbang, is this the name of this parrot?

After the keeper notified the parrot, he confirmed that the time was correct and then said to the fully automatic bar lifting machine: "Open bar lifting mode."

This sentence is like entering some mysterious code, opening the door to sin.

aeeis: "Well, there are always self-righteous humans who want to start this boring game. Do you think you are smart?"

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian were both afraid to breathe, for fear of interfering with the game between birds and machines, and were waiting for the parrot's answer seriously.

I heard the parrot open his beak and answer, "Why do you think so?"

aeeis: "Because I think your IQ still has a lot of room for improvement. Do you think you are a hard-working person?"

The parrot said again: "Do you really think your thoughts are OK?"

This bird and a plane actually started talking to each other.

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian looked in shock and found that although the parrot had only a few words back and forth, it could stabilize the situation in the war with the quarrel machine and not lose any disadvantage.

In fact, if you study it carefully, you will find that these conversations are common in fully automatic intelligent bar lifting machines.

These pre-entered words are actually a transfer problem, provoking, and ultimately winning by pulling the other party to the same IQ level and finally striking the argument.

In other words, the parrot is completely imitating the winning method of the bargain lifter. The parrot will not be angered by the bargain lifter, but will only faithfully repeat the content of the bargain lifter. Both sides are absolutely rational, so they will naturally fight hard to solve, and no one can compete with each other.

This seems to prove the ultimate mystery of arguing, but it is actually just two points.

The first is to always stay calm, don’t be overwhelmed by anger, and be the first to break the defense!

The second is to always insist that you cannot give up. Whether you are turning to the topic or pestering them, you must not be the second-last person to speak. You must ensure that the last sentence must be from your own side.

These two people have obviously reached the top of the world of raising the bar, but the parrot bar seems a little short of specific vocabulary, which is obviously caused by insufficient study time.

I believe that in time, the parrot can learn all the sentences of winning the promiscuous method in the promiscuous machine, so the parrot can be regarded as a living promiscuous machine.

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian couldn't help but feel respectful.

Good guy, other parrots learn to speak, only this parrot learns to argue directly!

Leading the trend for decades!

The two of them had no doubt that if ordinary tourists just treated the parrot as an ordinary parrot and talked to it normally, they would probably be speechless and doubt their lives.

Chen Kangtuo sighed: "President Pei is really good at using his wonderful ideas. How did he think of the ability of parrots to be linked to the fully automatic bar lifting machine? It's really good, it's quite effective."

The two of them turned in again and unknowingly moved to a stage.

Chen Kangtuo subconsciously said: "This should be the place to perform animal taming performances, right?"

"But there are no common animals in this zoo, no monkeys or black bears. What animals should be trained to perform? Train a border herder? Parrot?"

"I don't know when the performance will start."

Ruan Guangjian looked at the sign next to the stage: "There is good news and bad news."

“The good news is that there will be a show in 10 minutes.”

Chen Kangtuo said: "What about the bad news?"

Ruan Guangjian was silent for a while: "It's not an animal performance, but a zoo employee performance."

Chen Kangtuo almost thought he had heard it wrong. He looked at the sign in shock and found that Ruan Guangjian was right at all. This is really not a venue for animal performances, but a venue for employee performances!

The billboard is clearly written, and employees will perform at regular times every day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. The performance content is actually about employees pretending to be various animals.

Some employees will dress up as chimpanzees and ride bicycles, while others will dress up as bears and walk on a single-plank bridge...

There is also a note below the sign, and more exciting performance content will continue to be released in the future.

Chen Kangtuo people fainted: "This... is crazy!"

Even Chen Kangtuo, as the head of Tengda Group, could not understand this kind of brain circuit anymore.

Logically speaking, it is not harmful to have some animal performances in the zoo. If you don’t want to mess with these animals, then just don’t do it. Why set up another stage?

As a result, he used a real person to play animals, which was like taking off his pants and farting, and it was a waste of time.

But let alone... I really want to see it.

Chen Kangtuo looked at the time and suggested: "The performance is about to begin, why don't we sit down and take a look before leaving?"

Ruan Guangjian nodded and sat down in the first row of the stage with Chen Kangtuo.

After 10 minutes, the performance is about to begin.

Chen Kangtuo looked back and saw that there were not many people in the audience.

The Animal Park is not as good as those big zoos, and the venue is relatively small, so there are not many seats in the auditorium, but even so, it is still not full.

On the one hand, it is because there are fewer people coming to the animal park today, and on the other hand, it is because everyone is really not interested in such live-action animal performances.

The few people who stayed are basically as curious as Chen Kangtuo.

The performance begins on time.

What surprised Chen Kangtuo was that there were no trainers at the scene, and the "animals" came on stage in the order they had been arranged in advance, which was very natural, as if they were at their own home.

Chen Kangtuo looked closely and found that there were quite a few animals here, but this kind seemed a bit single.

There are mainly brown bears, grizzly bears, polar bears, giant pandas, chimpanzees, and even a large groundhog.

However, the size of these animals is all the same, and it can be seen that they are played by humans.

The several types of bears above are most similar to chimpanzees. After all, these animals are about the same size as humans.

But this groundhog is too much because it is equivalent to enlarging the real groundhog several times.

Putting aside the body shape, the leather case is really exquisite, and it looks like it is specially customized.

At first glance, it can even achieve the effect of fake and real!

These staff members who play animals should have received special training. Whether walking, trotting or sitting on the ground, they are very similar to the expressions and movements of animals.

Chen Kangtuo still remembers reading a news before that a tourist reported that the black bear in the zoo was dressed by humans, but the zoo clarified that it was a real animal. It was because the black bear was too similar to humans in some aspects, so it was easier to dress up.

Unexpectedly, Leng Nuan knew that the Animal Park actually had a job!

The animals played by these people came on stage one by one, which surprised Chen Kangtuo that although the content of their performance at the beginning was also related to animal performances, such as riding a bicycle, walking on a single-plank bridge, etc., looking back, you will find that there is an essential difference with animal performances.

First of all, animal performances are carried out under the command of animal trainers and are carried out according to specific rules, while the animals played by these staff do not need animal trainers to complete the corresponding process by themselves.

Of course this is also normal. After all, they are all dressed up by humans and there is no need for animal trainers to guide them.

But more importantly, Chen Kangtuo found that the more he watched these animals, the more he looked like some kind of pantomime.

Because they started out performing traditional animal performances such as cycling and crossing single-plank bridges, but soon these animals started performing sketches.

For example, after the chimpanzee rode a bicycle, the silly and round panda next to her also wanted to try riding a bicycle, but she couldn't ride it anyway. She pushed the bicycle aside in anger. Her stupid expression caused many people to laugh at the scene.

The black bear and a polar bear were crowded together while walking on the single-plank bridge. The two bears, looking at me and I, test and threatening each other, and not giving in to each other. The various actions made on the single-plank bridge made people laugh.

The large groundhog was the most outrageous, and he performed the emoticon of the upright groundhog shouting, which made the audience burst into laughter.

Although these animals have no lines, they walk on the stage and there will be some small plots of collaboration or confrontation between them. In addition, the funny and deliberate arrangements in the plot have a good program effect.

This is indeed not a real animal, but a real person, but it does not become a deduction, but instead becomes a bonus.

After all, imitating animals is also a technical job, and this can no longer be regarded as an animal performance, but an imitation performance by performing artists.
Chapter completed!