Chapter 9: Raise your head three feet and there is a god
"Li Junlin!" The girl shouted out the other party's name.
The young man said seriously: "Please call me Young Master Li." Then, he stretched out his nose like a dog and sniffed into the air, saying: "Did you burn incense here just now?"
Ling Hengyuan nodded.
Li Junlin immediately looked ugly and said, "Who asked you to burn incense? I wonder if I don't hate the smell of sandalwood the most?"
Ling Hengyuan said: "Then you can go away."
"Go away?" Li Junlin shouted loudly: "This is my home."
Ling Hengyuan pointed to the high wall and said, "Your home is inside."
"The smell will also float to my house." Li Junlin said with a sarcasm: "What a day, I still burn incense, I'll let you burn..."
As he said that, he suddenly snatched the cloth bag from the girl's hand.
Ling Hengyuan screamed in surprise and instinctively reached out to snatch it.
Li Junlin grabbed the bottom of the cloth bag, poured out all the items inside, and scattered them all over the ground. Then, he stepped on the incense burner that had rolled to the ground with one foot anywhere, and then laughed happily.
"Look at you still burning in the future..." Li Junlin was talking, but suddenly he was pushed away.
Ling Hengyuan didn't even look at him, and bent down to pick up the incense burner that had been stomped, feeling very sad and sad.
Li Junlin staggered a few steps and said angrily: "Ling Hengyuan, you dare to attack me. I must teach you a good lesson today."
Seeing that this playboy was about to bully the girl, Shen Bao couldn't sit idly by.
But now he is very weak, so it will definitely not work if he has to bear it. Fortunately, this guy can't see himself, so he can use sneak attacks, and his eyes are the most sensitive and weak parts of the human body.
When Li Junlin was about to approach, he took the lead and poked his finger.
Li Junlin immediately felt a stinging pain in his right eye, and immediately stopped and reached out to rub it. He looked around blankly, and then approached the girl again.
Shen Bao's first use of the "eye-popping technique" is a bit unfamiliar and not very harmful.
Seeing that this guy was still coming, he was not polite now. He used as much strength as possible, opened his bow left and right, and poked his eyes hard.
Li Junlin screamed "Ah". The first time I thought it was wind and sand that was confused, so I didn't care. I didn't expect it to happen again. It was impossible for both eyes to get wind and sand at the same time, right?
And, it became even more intense and more painful.
"Ling Hengyuan, are you the ones you made?" When the situation was not good, Li Junlin was not stupid. He did not dare to act rashly and questioned the girl suspiciously.
Ling Hengyuan was a little girl after all, so she was very scared when she saw Li Junlin rushing over.
Unexpectedly, I saw the other person stopping and rubbing his eyes all the time. I felt very strange. At this moment, I gradually calmed down and suddenly realized. She said, "You broke the incense burner and offended the gods. It was the gods who were punishing you."
Li Junlin said with a "smack" and said, "Stop talking nonsense, I can't scare me."
Ling Hengyuan said seriously: "It's not that you are scaring you, it's really a god. You should apologize to the god quickly."
"I want me to apologize, I think beautifully. I have never apologized since I was so old. I am still a god and pretending to be a ghost. There are no gods in this world."
Li Junlin's face was full of "not believing".
Ling Hengyuan picked up the items scattered on the ground, put them back into the cloth bag, shrugged at the other party, and said, "If you believe it or not, I'm leaving." After that, he shook his head and prepared to leave.
"You are not allowed to leave!" Li Junlin said angrily: "Our business is not over..."
He was about to chase after him, suddenly, his eyes felt sting again, and tears were almost flowing out of his eyes.
Ling Hengyuan heard the scream, stopped, turned his head and looked at him.
"It's really weird." Li Junlin murmured to himself, paused, and he shouted: "Is it over? If you really are a god, you can make a sound."
squeak!
Li Junlin's face suddenly changed, his feet softened, and he almost fell to the ground. He looked up and finally restrained his fear and said, "You... are you a human or a ghost? Don't lie to me."
Ling Hengyuan was about to leave, but when he saw that he was so scared, he stopped to watch the show.
"If it were a ghost, would anyone come out in broad daylight? It's told you that it's a god, why do you just don't believe it?"
Li Junlin looked at the sun at the three-noon and felt that Ling Hengyuan's words were somewhat reasonable. After thinking about it, he asked, "Ling Hengyuan, do you say he is a god, but do you know what kind of god it is?"
Ling Hengyuan was stunned, and this really stopped her.
According to legend, there are many kinds of gods in the sky, each performing their own duties. Ling Hengyuan actually wanted to know which god he had been worshipping, but the temple had long been dilapidated and there was not even a plaque, and she didn't dare to ask, it was too rude.
"There is a god three feet above your head!"
Seeing the girl speechless, Shen Bao had to take over the conversation. He was a "god" and he didn't understand the gods about this world, so he could only fool them with such words.
"There is a god three feet above your head..." Li Junlin silently recited this sentence, feeling even more and more chilled in his heart.
"Li Junlin, if you step on the incense burner and you are very rude to this god, what should you be guilty of?"
When Li Junlin heard the words floating down from the sky, he felt like his bones were scattered. He collapsed suddenly, knelt on his knees, and hurriedly said, "God, I... was wrong. I deserve to die. Please spare my life."
Human beings have a sense of awe of gods. Even if they say they don’t believe it, they actually recognize the existence of gods in their hearts.
After all, there are too many things that humans do not know, many things that cannot be explained, and problems that cannot be explained are generally entrusted to gods.
Theism has a long history.
Even though Li Junlin did not believe that there were gods in this world, the scene at this time could not be explained by common sense at all, and he could only determine that the other party was really a god.
How small is human beings in front of the gods!
He couldn't help but be afraid and bowed repeatedly, hoping to get the forgiveness of the gods.
"Remember your ignorance, let's open the door and bring incense sticks for me. If you truly repent and believe in the words of this god, you can forgive me for the time being, otherwise..."
Li Junlin hurriedly said, "I'll burn, I'll burn."
He touched his body and said in embarrassment: "But there is no fragrance on his body now, why don't I buy it now."
"I have it." Ling Hengyuan took out three incense sticks and handed it to Li Junlin.
Li Junlin caught it and lit it with a fire slap. Since the incense burner was broken by him and there was no place to plug it, he had to hold it in his hand and let the incense burn to the fullest.
Shen Bao immediately came up and sucked incense in big mouthfuls.
He was planning to develop a downline and found more people to burn incense for him. Li Junlin took the initiative to jump out and of course he did experiment with him first.
While sucking incense, I was paying attention to the purple line. Sure enough, I saw that the purple line was growing. However, the growth rate was obviously not as good as Ling Hengyuan. When it reached the saturation state, it only increased by less than half a square.
A little less.
But it is understandable. Ling Hengyuan burns incense devoutly, while Li Junlin burns incense because he is afraid. There is still a big difference between the two. Although there are a little less, the mosquitoes are still meat even though they are small.
This is a good start, and more believers will be developed in the future.
Chapter completed!