Chapter 159 The first date with Su Ya
"Do you dare to question me in the future? Do you don't want to pour soup dumplings?"
"I dare not." Bixian said aggrievedly and hugged Su Mu's hand, "Will we go out to eat more today? I have advanced to E-level and become much stronger."
"Is the big watermelon I saw last time I saw, please sell it back? I haven't eaten it yet."
"Advanced E-level has become much stronger? The system checks the current attributes of Bixian!"
[Name: Bixian (to be determined)]
【Level:E】
[Skill: Turn decay into magic (gives the drawing life for two hours, three times a day!)]
[Current thoughts: Will Su Mu be angry and don’t buy me delicious food? The big watermelon hasn’t eaten yet.]
Is the only skill of Bixian turning decay into magic?
Yes, this skill alone is enough to become an SSS item.
When the Pen Immortal becomes A-level, there should be no limit to its ability to turn decay into magic!
The value of the tool man Penxian has increased again. I will take her out for a meal later.
If you have money, you should have it by selling the suit you just wore with whiskey.
Before those manufacturers can start pirating, I will sell this suit for a good price.
Not bad, if you have time in the future, you will sell suits every day and make a fortune by suits!
So is this considered wool for the system?
Su Mu thought about it and replied casually: "It's not bad. After taking a bath, I will take you to have a big meal, buy two watermelons, eat one today and one tomorrow."
"Really!" Bixian's eyes lit up, and she jumped and hugged Su Mu's neck, "Su Mu is the best! I'm going to have a big meal today!"
"Hey, come down, please do not cleanser."
While the two were playing, the window in the living room suddenly opened automatically, and Su Ya flew in from outside the window.
"Xiaomu! Welcome sister quickly! I'll handle your business!"
"Xiaomu? Are you taking a shower? Why did I hear the female voice?!"
Hearing Su Ya's voice, Su Mu's movements paused. After looking at the Bixian, he quickly said, "Hurry, change the form of the pen first, don't make a sound. My sister is back, change the form of the pen, and you have more time to eat later."
"Hey? OK!" Bixian turned back into a pen very obediently.
After holding the pen and turning a circle to calm down, Su Mu replied calmly: "Sister, I'm taking a shower, what female voice?"
As soon as Su Mu finished speaking, the bathroom door was opened instantly, and Su Ya, who had the words gossip written on her face, ran in excitedly.
"Where is human? Where is human? Xiaomu! Don't doubt the hearing of an S-level strong man! Is there a girl here just now?"
Su Mu kept his face and his heart beat faster and shook his pen fairy: "Where is there? Are you hallucinating? How could there be someone else here besides me?"
"Are you still listening hallucinations? Do you want my sister to draw out the memories stored in her brain before to play you with what I heard?"
"Hmph, you'll be much easier to deal with Xiaomu after the showdown! My sister is now S-level, and she doesn't want to lie but doesn't find a decent reason!"
"Xiao Mu tells my sister quickly, where is that young lady? She escaped from the bathroom window? Or is she still hiding here!" Su Ya said and looked at Su Mu's bathtub.
"Okay, I'm in vain. Sister has caught so many girls with your identity. It turns out that you have found one!"
"Wait? What do you mean to catch so many young ladies with my identity? What did you do during my absence?" Su Mu suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Ah, it's okay, hurry up! Let that young lady come out and see what she looks like? Is he an extraordinary person? Can you hold your breath in the water for so long? It's not easy!"
Su Ya said as she ran to Su Mu's bathtub quickly, and then quickly grabbed it into the bucket.
"......" (The car overturned, slightly deleted and omitted)
"Hey, no one? Could it be that I'm really hallucinating?"
"No auditory hallucination! There is indeed a young lady here!"
"Hmm? Where is it?" Before Su Ya could react, Su Mu grabbed her hand and pulled her into the bathtub.
"What other bad things have you done?"
"No, no."
"No?" Su Mu hugged Su Ya with both hands and approached her ears, "Do you have it now?"
"Yeah, Xiaomu bullies my sister again! He is so brave! Where is my little notebook? Why is the little notebook gone?" Su Ya's ears turned red, and her neck also showed red.
"What the hell are you doing?" Su Mu gently pinched Su Ya's ears with his hands.
"Taking your identity, I made some close girlfriends."
“…….”
Using my identity, I have made a few close girlfriends?
So is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Su Mu pondered for three seconds and came to the conclusion.
bad thing!
If you encounter a scumbag on the road, will you be called a scumbag?
"You wouldn't have given me some of my penguins (later using chat numbers) too, right?"
"I've given it, your trumpet is used externally."
"Oh, that's fine, wait! How do you know the small account I registered a few years ago?!"
Su Mu was shocked. He seemed to have figured out something.
"So that's it! I just said why do you always push some weird things in the small account? It turns out that you pushed them to me."
"Let's not talk about the strange virus advertisements in "Sister is better than mother, you have to listen to your sister at home."
"You pushed me the videos that you had grown taller if you didn't eat leeks and didn't grow strong if you didn't drink milk?"
"No wonder every time I have private money in my account, a fraudulent fund inexplicably transfers all my money, and I can't even get it by calling the police."
"This, this, Xiaomu, I can explain it..." Su Ya said guiltily.
"Forget it, no need to explain!" Su Mu said, asking Su Ya to turn to her, then lift her chin with her hands, "Please keep your wife book, and you will take care of your future wife book."
"Su Ya, will we go on a date tomorrow?"
At this moment, Su Ya's head was empty and her thoughts were completely floating!
She was a little helpless.
The CPU of the S-class tech extraordinary person exploded.
Standby status.
The scene fell into a stutter.
Su Mu pinched Su Ya's nose with his hands in confusion, then poured a little purple clay lake water on Su Ya's face, trying to make her turn into a red apple and cool down her cheeks.
"What's wrong?"
"Okay." Su Ya came back to her senses and said in a low voice.
"What's good?"
"I deleted your trumpet from those little ladies' phones."
"That's right? OK, I'll go out in advance."
Seeing that Su Ya was done, Su Mu immediately grabbed the pen fairy and ran away.
Chapter completed!