Chapter 1324: The old horse's foal
Ma Hanhan, a powerful general in the department, finally got hospitalized.
Ma Yuehui, who was lying on the bed, suddenly felt that the patient was the old man!
"Sister Nurse! I'm too hot! Turn on the air conditioner!"
"roll!"
"Nurse, I want to see my case!"
"Shut up!"
...
Unfortunately, the nurses and ladies belong to other people’s families, and they are only lonely and helpless!
Is it so big a difference for the same patients?
So, Lao Ma was dissatisfied and wanted to complain.
It just so happened that the head of the medical department came to the sixth department of the emergency department. When Lao Ma saw it, he almost cried.
"I want to complain! I want to complain! They abused me!"
Lao Ma cried to his brother-in-law Luo Youcai.
However, Luo Youcai shook Lao Ma away and looked at Chen Cang and said, "Doctor Chen, why are you still so fat? Let him be thinner!"
Lao Ma was really desperate at this moment!
Chen Cang checked the rounds in the morning and was a young man in the same room as Lao Ma. He injured himself and was admitted to the hospital because of a fight. He was originally shouting every day.
Moreover, I am not discharged from the hospital now!
The head nurse originally planned to urge him to be discharged from the hospital tomorrow
But……
When the young man saw Ma Dazhuang's miserable situation of more than 1.8 meters, he was shocked.
He is so well-behaved that he dare not say a word of nonsense.
After Chen Cang came in, he looked at Lao Ma's boil and then slapped him in the face!
The old horse almost jumped up in pain!
Watching Chen Cang fight with him desperately.
Chen Cang said to the nurse without any haste: "I'm going to call the mental hospital, there is a mental illness here that needs to be transferred!"
When Lao Ma heard this, he didn't dare to make a fuss.
Just raised his hand and pointed at Chen Cang and the others: "You guys wait... wait for me..."
Unfortunately, it's useless!
It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing to bully Ma Yuehui once.
Even familiar nurses occasionally come in and "flatter"!
Soon, flattery became a trend in emergency rooms.
Everyone has something to do and they have nothing to do, and even Yu Yonggang is not immune to the vulgarity.
But Lao Ma just didn't say anything.
What should you do if others flatter you just right?
The gangster in the same room saw many people coming to "beat people" all morning, and he was frightened.
I couldn't help asking:
"Brother, why are you hospitalized?"
Lao Ma was stunned and sighed quietly: "Where are you not wet your shoes when you often stand by the river?"
Lao Ma's melancholy but courageous and ruthless aura attracted this gangster who yearned for the young and dandy.
Because Lao Ma's body looks very similar to a society.
The gangster swallowed, recalling Lao Ma's words, he immediately understood.
Lao Ma became a leader of a black club in his mind, and was fucked after the tiger fell into Pingyang!
Thinking of this, the young man asked in a low voice.
"Brother... Are there anyone under your command?"
Lao Ma was stunned!
Human life?
This... Lao Ma couldn't help but sigh, he couldn't count it.
"Hey, no one can live without human life in our business? When you are unlucky, there are several in a day!"
When the young man heard this, he, a gangster, had never met a big shot in this rank!
He blushed suddenly.
There is nothing to add to Ma Yuehui's worship...
He asked quickly: "Brother, have you ever been a soldier?"
"When I was in the army, the army was quite special. I went to Africa. There were many people who died at that time. Later, after I came out of the army, I was taken here by the boss. Now... hey... I am in the world and I can't help myself!"
The authenticity between Lao Ma's words made the gangster dare not doubt it because Lao Ma said it too detailed and the details were very good. He had read a book about mercenaries. Thinking of this, the gangster suddenly became worried.
It turned out... there was a murderous thief who lived beside him without blinking?
Lao Ma sighed. During the days of hospitalization, he could not see the bright red blood without surgery, and he felt a little uncomfortable.
Lao Ma looked at his hands quietly: "Do you know? Blood is addictive. When you see blood gushing out, you will see... my adrenaline starts to soar, and occasionally you can't see it for a day or two... and it's still a little empty!"
The truth about Lao Ma told me, I have been in the emergency department for a lifetime and there will be such sequelae!
However, when Lao Ma looked at the gangster, his eyes...
This little gangster almost cried!
I hurriedly got up to go through the discharge procedures.
The head nurse was overjoyed by the discharge of the gangster. After all, such patients with trauma, especially those who hurt their brains, don’t have any problems if you drive them away!
However, I didn't expect that the gangster would be discharged from the hospital on his own initiative.
The happy head nurse guessed that she must be unable to do without Lao Ma’s help. She went back and flattered her!
When the gangster left the hospital, he looked at Lao Ma deeply, which was meaningful!
Old Ma had just finished flattering by the head nurse, and looked at the young man with a gloomy face: "Young man is good, I'll go out to find you!"
The young man's face changed suddenly.
On the same day, I went to the nearest public security bureau to call the police and said that a mercenary was living in the emergency center, with many lives on his hands, and he would not see any blood for a day...
At noon that day, Lao Ma was investigated.
He was confused when investigated!
...
In fact, small treatments of boils do not require surgery at all.
Lao Ma mainly checks the physical examination by the way and checks the infectious disease series.
After all, it is common for emergency department to deal with blood for a long time, and occupational exposure is still very common, so Lao Ma happened to have a check-up and cut the hemorrhoids by the way.
In fact, Lao Ma quietly told Chen Cang that he also wanted to cut a bag of skin.
Chen Cang naturally agreed.
However, they ignored a problem...
The test results came out that day.
Lao Ma didn't want to stay in the hospital bed for too long.
I decided to take surgery after work tonight.
So, Chen Cang was responsible for cutting off the boil and invited an anorectal doctor to cut off the hemorrhoids. Chen Cang cut it with one skin.
When he learned that Lao Ma was going to cut 1 crust, the department suddenly became lively!
As a nurse, Yang Jie personally prepared skin care.
Several intern nurses were even invited to give them a lecture.
When Lao Ma heard this, he immediately got up and ran away.
As a result... something ridiculous happened in the entire emergency room.
A man in a hospital gown ran forward, with more than a dozen nurses chasing him behind him!
"Press him, whoever holds him, I will make the skin!" The head nurse's words immediately made the nurses lose their minds.
final……
Lao Ma was still pressed on the bed.
The process of preparing the skin is indeed very difficult!
But in Lao Ma's eyes it was humiliating.
It's difficult in the eyes of nurses!
Because the pony was frightened, the old horse's foal was so scared that it was retracted into the flowers. Anyone who had experience in preparing skin knows that this situation is not easy to prepare skin.
It's too small after all...
You need to be careful, for fear of accidentally shave the foal together!
Nurse Yang Jie sighed: "Old Ma, you usually look big and thick! Tell me about you...ah!"
Chapter completed!