On Wangfu Street, an active figure shuttled among the frozen crowd, looking extremely confusing.

That was when Director He had to make tracking down the vegetable vendor a top priority in order to get back the change for Aunt Meng.

It is not surprising that Aunt Zhang took the mini cucumber as a friendly gift from "Kill to Die"——

That night, the old lady indulged in the piston movement of the "lip" and never tired of it.

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Boss Lu’s one-ten-thousandth hit rate—even the mighty Chinese men’s football team can’t match it;

The non-mainstream turkey girl's new life makes his long-cherished wish to pick up and drop off his children in front of the Public Security Bureau take shape.

The sky-high remuneration of 100 million yuan is enough to make the four monsters fall into a life of "eternal destruction" for the rest of their lives.

At this moment, Liu Lao Shen Guan, who represented one-fifth with one finger, brilliantly defeated the Zhou family who was crowing in the middle of the night.

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Human beings, who have left a heavy historical imprint deep in their memory, inevitably have mixed moral qualities.

I don’t know if the professor who rectified the name of Laojie felt a mixture of emotions when he discovered that his mount was stolen.

The symbols carved by the thugs on the back of Santana reproduce the unsolved academic problems of the Gothic conjecture.

The answer given by Zhang Xiaohua miraculously matched the calculation result of the scientific calculator.

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The mercenary-born "Fake B Cheng" skillfully borrowed the help of Da Yong to save the four cash-strapped demons from danger;

Imagine that he holds a "whistle box" with his forehand and performs a unique fighting skill - he is invincible in the morgue.

Don't look at the selfless profile of "Nyewo Green" when she looks up at Wushuang, which makes patients with depression feel relaxed and happy when they see her.

This one naturally sings loudly, I believe you will be caught off guard even if you have all the super powers in the world.

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As soon as he took office, he received an unprecedented call to the police - Officer Yuan should be more careful about getting sick from overwork in the future.

There is no doubt in the eyes of police beauties that "spreading erotic action movies to patrol police officers is illegal."

If one day, while handling a case, he encounters a dangerous fugitive wanted all over the world - people say he has committed "heinous crimes",

Xiaojing, who is familiar with Aoi's infantry, might as well use the art of seduction and imitate Zhaojun to "conquer the barbarians through the clitoris".

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The "High Beast King", who has just emerged from the mountain, adheres to his noble godhead and remains poor and humble in the "age of seed explosion".

Having three days of food and lodging provided by a "respectable enemy" might not have brought him such disrepute.

On behalf of justice, the "Wildcat Rangers" were formed to carry out ring raids against "hoodlums who molested women".

I wonder if the arrogant gods would sneer at Elvis Presley’s evil habit of keeping a mistress indifferently and disdainfully.

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In the alley, the fat man who was posing in front of the sexy girl was already drunk.

Whatever happened next would be ruthlessly classified as "not suitable for children" from any angle.

"Haogouhong" confessed bitterly - she hated men who didn't know how to be romantic and wanted to "fuck" her too hastily.

The cold light flashed, and the fallen siege engine solemnly announced that the fat man would bid farewell to the sweet dreams of spring and summer.

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The majestic shrimp wandered alone in the harbor of emotions, feeling depressed all day long because no one cared about him.

In Huaichun, the young woman Mei Lan, who lacks sexual stimulation in her heart, lies restless every lonely night.

One day, the two people who were in the dry fire tasted the bitter fruit, but they enjoyed it amidst the tearing pain.

Let’s watch them successfully cross the supreme species barrier after breaking through the barrier of post-meiosis pairing!

(over)

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This article still follows the rhyme style throughout, this time the rhyme is i (Yang Ping).

After waiting eagerly for two and a half months, Xiaohua's new book "I Am the Monster" finally came out. It really made me laugh so hard!~~

As a shameless and shameless pollen who has been proven for a long time, he can't help but want what he doesn't want and is dissatisfied with Bai Shu's reading. In addition to holding Xiao Hua's handsome face like a sculpture of an ancient Greek hero with one hand, he caressed his flat chest muscles with the other hand.

, it seems that I can only write this short article "Fuck it too hastily, not suitable for children", let's treat it as the first post to celebrate the start of the "Monster" serialization...
Chapter completed!