"Unlike you, when I first met you, I almost didn't recognize you!"

"Warhead boy, haha!!"

"I……"

Warhead was stunned. Before she could react, Wade said with a serious face!

"I heard that papaya mixed with milk has good effects. I recommend you try it."

"..."

Warhead turned his head and looked at Colossus, the expression on his face was extremely serious.

"I want to kill him!"

"Is it too late for me to open the hatch and kick him down?"

"..."

Colossus rubbed his temples with a headache. He was just about to say a few words to the slimy man when he saw Wade suddenly bounce up.

Um?

What does this idiot want to do?

Colossus suddenly had a bad feeling.

"I think this lady with red lips is very similar to Green Onion, both of which made me fall in love at first sight!"

"This unforgettable quality attracted me deeply. She must be the same as Green Onion!"

Wade handsomely pulled out the two swords from his back and kicked open the hatch with a bang.

"I'll ask her where my shadow has gone!"

Swish

Wade jumped up and shouted loudly at the same time.

"Ma'am, get ready, Warrior Wade is coming!"

Watching the idiot's red figure disappear from sight, Warhead was silent for two seconds, then looked at Colossus who was in a dazed state, and suggested from the bottom of his heart.

"Are you sure we won't weld the cabins to death when our fighter planes fly next time?"

"He jumped twice!!!"

Farke!

Is this high-altitude free-fall game fun?

Why are you still addicted?

The warhead collapsed somewhat.

But at this moment, Colossus was in no mood to joke.

He stared at the radar instrument panel, beep beep beep, the piercing alarm sounded at the same time.

"It seems that the military can't sit still, missiles will fly over soon."

"We can't take care of picking up Wade for the time being. He won't die anyway, so let's retreat first!"

"After the bombing is over, we will pick up this piece of meat pie."

Before he finished speaking, the fighter plane suddenly turned sideways and quickly left the bombing zone.

…

The other side.

"Ahhhhhh!"

"Oh, wait!!"

"Did I call you before?!"

Wade has a puzzled expression!

The two swords in his hands were flying with sword flowers. From a distance, it looked like a silver ball rushing towards Bo Gang at an extremely fast speed!

Bang!

The next second, Wade fell from the sky and hit Bo Gang directly on the forehead.

"Hey!"

"Justice from heaven!"

"Let you taste the power of Uncle Deadpool!"

The sword light flashes!

Wade waved his two swords and slashed Bo Gang's head.

Clang Clang Clang!

The sparks were cut out, and the skin like mountains and rivers was not scratched!

"I'll wipe it!"

"You are actually harder than me, I like it!!"

"But it doesn't matter, I still have this!"

Wade raised his eyebrows and took out a small pen from his pants.

On the forehead of Bo Gang, the writing seemed to be divinely assisted, flowing smoothly and in one go.

Wade Wilson is here!!!

The exclamation point is the key point, make it bolder and bigger!

Taking two steps back, Wade looked at the mark left and nodded with great satisfaction.

good.

It's perfect!

…

Huh?

It seems like there is a little bug lying on my head?

Bo's short paw that was just grabbing something to eat suddenly ate!

The drone sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. was acting as a decoy, circling her to attract attention and take this opportunity to allow Barton and the others to evacuate the bombing area.

Facts have proved that the strategy was successful!

This flying little thing really attracted Bo Gang's attention!

But now it’s more fun!!

Bo Gang glanced up with his two little eyes. Wade was bending down to check his uniform. Ryoma had killed him with a knife before. It seemed that something was not going well!!

Just when Wade was looking at his crotch, a historic look occurred!

"Hey ma'am, do you know a big onion?"

Snap!

What answered him was Bo Gang's stubby claws, which swatted at Wade's body like a fly.

Bo just retracted his claws and extended his short claws.

"Well, you are so enthusiastic!!"

"I'm so excited all over!!"

Wade held a pair of knives in his hands and was shrinking in his claws. His whole body was about to fall apart!

Looking at the giant creature so close, he said hello to Bo Gang with his hand on his butt.

"My image may not look very elegant, but has anyone ever told you that your lips are so bright!!"

Um?

This snack is interesting and fun

Compared to the last time she came out, the main dish was pickles, and the guy running back and forth was much more fun!

Bo Gang opened his huge abyss-like mouth and threw the snack into his mouth.

"Ah~"

"Wait a minute, this is too big, I can't stand it!"

A perfect arc was drawn in mid-air, and Wade went in with a whoosh.

"ah……"

"MUA!!"
To be continued...