Chapter 85 Embarrassing Topics
I had to touch my nose and said laughing and crying: "Please, is that underwear you chose by yourself? My wife has a lot of underwear, but I searched for it and found that only this set is unopened. I also told you that this set is a bit like that, but you snatch it if you don't listen. Can you blame me?"
The little witch blushed and said angrily: "You said it's a bit like that, how do I know what that means? I don't care. If you ask me, a girl, to wear that thing, you are... a malicious pervert!"
I sweated! I had to give up the idea of slapping her for the time being, turned around and went downstairs, and said, "If I were a pervert, I had eaten you eight hundred years ago. I still have to wait until today? I can't see that set of underwear on you, so why are you anxious? It's true!"
I went down to the living room, packed up the dishes and took them to wash, but I saw the little witch following me, stopped at the stairs and looked at me with a smile, saying, "Brother Tang Qian, aren't you going to hit me anymore?"
I said angrily: "Forget it, don't let you say I'm a pervert again. As long as you stop causing trouble for me, do you think I like to hit you? You can play with the computer for a while and you will almost go to bed. I will send you back to Hangzhou tomorrow so that your sister will not worry about your safety again."
The little witch's eyes lit up and she said happily: "Really? You send me to Hangzhou?"
I said, "Yes! Are you unhappy?"
The little witch couldn't help but laughed, and said, "Is it safe to send a little lamb to the big pervert? Haha!" As she said that, she turned around and went upstairs again.
I staggered and almost fell down. I had to shake my head and walk into the kitchen.
After the hygiene was finished, I sat on the sand again, adjusted the TV channel, and wanted to see the follow-up report about the plane crash today. Suddenly, I remembered that Jingjing was coming back tomorrow. If she saw the little witch, she would definitely ask me the reason. Instead of being funny by the little witch, it would be better to call her now and tell her directly.
I took out my cell phone and dialed Jingjing's number: "Hey, wife. What are you doing now?"
"Haha, I'm accompanying Xiaoqing!"
"You two are mysteriously and don't know what you are doing. By the way, will you come back first or go to work just tomorrow morning?"
"Well... I don't know. Let's talk about it then! What? Are you afraid that I will be angry when I come back and see you and Xiao Shu together?"
"Where is it! Xu Shu's father has a heart attack. She has been taking care of him in the hospital these days. Where can I see me if I have time!"
"Is that true? How is Uncle Xu? Is the strictness serious?"
"It should be nothing wrong? Xu Shu said he will be discharged from the hospital in a few days."
"Oh, that's good! But these two days, aren't you very lonely? Hehe!"
"Oh! By the way, there's something I want to tell you."
"Yeah. After that, what's the matter?"
"Xu Shu's sister is in our house now. She will go back tomorrow. Xu Shu asked me to send her a ride. I may have to leave home for two days."
"Xiao Xin? Why is she here? She is not a child anymore. Why do you want to send it to me?"
"Oh, haven't you heard of it? A flight to Hangzhou crashed today, and many people died. Xu Xin came back to visit his father. Xu Shu was afraid that there would be any accidents on her sister's way back, so she told me to send her back to Hangzhou in person."
"Is that so? The plane crash? Well... terrible! I haven't heard of it when I'm busy here. The traffic is really unsafe now, and it's also worth it for you to send Xiao Xin. By the way, you should pay more attention along the way and don't worry Xiao Shu and me."
"Don't worry, I will."
"Okay, I'll go to work tomorrow. Be more careful. Is there anything wrong? Xiaoqing screamed inside again, I have to go in and see her."
"Ghostly? She... forget it, then that's it, goodbye!"
"Haha, goodbye!"
I put down my cell phone, breathed a long breath, and continued to watch the TV. Soon, the little witch jumped down from the building again, stood behind the sand and said to me: "Brother Tang Qian, I just checked the Internet. At 12:30 noon tomorrow, a train will be from the city to Hangzhou. We have to buy tickets early. After the plane crashes, more people will take the train."
I nodded and said, "That's true, but don't worry, I have an acquaintance at the train station, so it shouldn't be difficult to get two sleeper tickets."
The little witch suddenly hugged my neck from behind and said to me with a smile: "Brother Tang Qian, we'd better have a soft bedroom. We can only have two of us, no one can disturb us, okay?"
I smiled and said, "It's good to have a ticket. Do you still want to pick up three or four?"
The little witch hugged me tighter and tighter, and said coquettishly: "It's better to have one, otherwise I would have no chance to hold you like this?"
Since I decided to accept the little witch, I have been acting coquettish and intimate with her to me, and I am no longer so repulsive. But because I can't tell you yet, I have to treat her intimacy as if I didn't see it. I smiled and said, "Don't bother me, I'm watching TV, go to bed quickly."
The little witch snorted and said, "I don't, I'm alone and can't sleep."
I said, "Stop coming, you were alone last night, didn't you sleep well?"
"Last night was last night, the situation is different! I was so frightened today, how can I rest assured to sleep?"
When I thought about it, she had just returned from the gate of hell today, which was shocking. A little girl was so scared that she was so scared. She said, "Okay, I'll accompany you for a while, and I'll come out after you sleep. But don't make fun of me!"
The little witch said happily: "Haha, you are a big pervert, I didn't even say you were afraid of being funny. Instead, you turned around and made a fuss. Is there any reason for it?"
I stood up with a smile, walked around Sha and walked to her side, and suddenly slapped her on the butt by surprise. I laughed and scolded, "Let you say I am a pervert again!"
The little witch said "Oh" and immediately covered her butt with her hands. Her face quickly turned red. She was both ashamed and angry and said, "You... you attacked me? A big pervert! A real pervert! Humph!" As she said that, she twisted her waist and rushed upstairs in anger.
I was proud and happy behind me. I opened my hand that sneaked into her and put it in front of me and looked at it. I thought evilly: "The little witch's butt is so elastic! Alas! It's enough to not eat it alone. After three years, has it... been a little longer?"
Thinking of my near future, I can have this beauty in my life. I feel happy and contented in my heart. I have thrown all the shame and self-blame just now. I just want to chase after her, hug her in my arms and love her.
But when I walked into the bedroom, I woke up again. Tang Qian, it’s not the time to make a fuss with the little witch. You still have many things that have not been resolved. Don’t let her feel that you already have her in your heart! Otherwise, you will ruin big things!
I coughed and walked to the bed seriously. The little witch was shaking open the quilt and covering it on her body, sitting and smiling at me, "Big pervert, the little lamb can't sleep, tell a story?"
I sat by the bed and smiled and said, "How old are you? You will tell you stories. Do you want to sing a lullaby for you? Lying down and sleeping, and get up early tomorrow."
The little witch lay down as she said, pulled up the quilt, looked at me with a blink of an eye, and said in a low voice: "It's okay not to say it, then come up and hold me to sleep, I'm afraid."
My heart was shaken, and the pitiful look of the little witch almost made me agree to her in one go. I quickly turned my face and sighed in my heart: "Oh, I, Tang Qian, I, claim to be strong in concentration, but when I meet you Xu sisters, it's all in vain for eight hundred years of practice. I am worthy of being a big and small witch! Buddha, too, will you break the precepts?"
The little witch stretched out an arm from the quilt, pinched the corner of my clothes and pulled it gently. I turned around and said, "What are you doing?" The little witch turned sideways and said, "Brother Tang Qian, my sister and you were muttering on the phone for a long time just now, what did you say?"
I smiled and said, "Children, don't ask too much about things for adults, close your eyes quickly."
The little witch raised her mouth and said angrily: "I call me a child again, why can't I grow up in your eyes? Brother Tang Qian, you have seen all my body. You can say that by your conscience, how can I still look like a child?"
I had to touch my nose and said, "The body is the body. We have an age gap. No matter how old you are, in my eyes, you will always be a child. Don't be dissatisfied!"
The little witch puffed up her cheeks and said dissatisfiedly: "Isn't it just how old are you younger? Why are you so arrogant? When my sister met you, wasn't it my age now? Why don't you treat her as a child!"
I smiled, reached out to pinch her nose, and said, "That's different. Your sister and I are only four years apart, and there is no generation gap. But I am ten years apart from you, so this generation gap is huge. We are two generations, do you understand?"
The little witch snorted, shook her head and broke free from my hand, and turned around and ignored me. After a while, she suddenly smiled, turned around and said in a slight slight manner: "Lie! Are I really still a child in your eyes? In the cave in the Huadian Valley, can you touch a child with a bad intention? Also, when we found your climbing bag in the pool, why did you stay in the water and refuse to come up? Do you think I really don't understand?"
I was shocked, my face suddenly burned and I felt ashamed. I gritted my teeth and said, "What? I don't understand...what are you talking about!"
The little witch got up again, put her little face in front of me, and said proudly and relentlessly: "You still want to pretend to be stupid? Do you really think I am an ignorant little girl? At that time, you saw my naked butt, and you were not honest in some places, right?"
I, I, I, I really lost to her. My face was so embarrassed that I blushed and I no longer looked at her. I had to stand up and pretend to say angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, okay? Are you a big girl, so you are embarrassed to say these?" As I said that, I felt ashamed, so I quickly slipped out to escape this embarrassing topic.
I ran downstairs and sat back on the sand. But I couldn't see anything on the TV. All I thought to myself was: "The little witch is the little witch! I can't stop talking. Now I'm in front of her, so I have no shame to be an elder."
Thinking of my ugly little witch at that time, I knew it very well, and my face was so hot. I sat on the sand and felt uneasy. I grabbed the TV remote control and adjusted the channel aimlessly.
Suddenly, the little witch poked a head upstairs and shouted to me: "Brother Tang Qian, come up!"
I said helplessly: "What are you doing?"
"Come up! It hurts so much here!"
In desperation, I left my seat and went upstairs again, and said angrily: "What are you doing?" Walking to the second floor, I saw the little witch wrapped in a quilt, leaning against the wall, looking at me shyly and expectantly.
I couldn't help but smile and said, "What are you doing with the quilt on your body? Is it that cold?"
Chapter completed!