Today was Lu Ling's live broadcast day, but she suddenly thought about it, took out her mobile phone, and dialed a series of numbers: Hello, I am Lu Ling, are you Kong?

Lu Ling: I am your target

Sora: Oh, Lulu sauce (scallions dipped in Luling sauce, so fragrant), how are you today?

Lu Ling: Today I am still nothing but cute.

Sora: Of course, you are the kawaiiest deer.

Deer spirits are the cutest, so Yaoyao is also cute and should be kind to Yaoyao.

Kong: I will definitely treat Yaoyao well, what? You said Yaoyao is a bastard (What? How could Princess Yaoyao be a bastard? Yaoyao is obviously so cute, so powerful, and has unlimited shields, how could she be a bastard?

!——From Lu Ling’s hysterical roar) That’s impossible.

Lu Ling: If you keep talking about Princess Yaoyao, I won’t be the best in the world with you. Kong, do you know (angry, pouting)

Kong: Lu Ling, should we not talk about Princess Yaoyao? After all, she is so cute, and you are so cute too. Should we talk about the cute ponytail? (Squinting smile)

Lu Ling: Yes, the ponytail was pigeoned again yesterday. I don’t know if it will be pigeoned today. If it is pigeoned, I won’t be able to meet you. Hurry up and get the update first.

Sora: That's right. Let's go to Mawei together to remind her. If she dares to pigeon, we will stew her together. The pigeon soup is quite delicious. (Licks the corner of the mouth)

Lu Ling: Let’s roast it. Roasted pigeon feels more fragrant than stewed. You can also add some seasoning.

Sora: Do you want to eat fried pigeon meat?

Lu Ling: Steaming is also okay.

Kong: You can raise them first, and when the eggs are laid, you can bake a few eggs. (Eyes glowing red)

Lu Ling: What about... braised in braised pork? The meat tastes delicious when braised in braised pork.

Kong: Let’s have hot pot. Let’s eat spicy hot pot. I remember that Mawei is from Chongqing. He must have wanted to be stewed in the fire when he turned into a pigeon.

Lu Ling: The spicy hotpot is a bit cruel to the ponytail, so let’s go for the curry hotpot, this one is better.

Kong: How about dividing the ponytail into two halves and putting them into the mandarin duck pot?

Lu Ling: If so, you can taste different flavors of horsetail.

Sora: Okay, it’s settled. Come to my house tomorrow to eat mandarin duck hotpot. I have mandarin duck hotpot at home! There are also seasonings. Forget it, let’s divide it into 3 portions and have another barbecue. (Licks the corner of the mouth)

Lu Ling: No, my mother said, girls can’t go to strangers’ homes.

Sora: I'm not a stranger! I'm a good person! And, am I not your date? (Good person card plus one)

Lu Ling: However, I still have to be vigilant.

Sora: The more vigilant you are, the more...ahem, it's okay, it's a good thing for girls to be vigilant. (Suspected ****)

Lu Ling: But...for the food...I! Lu Ling! I agreed today!

Sora: What if she doesn’t have a ponytail anymore?

Lu Ling: That’ll be fine.

Sora: Then I’ll take her to play games and force her to do it. (Sneaky laugh)

Lu Ling: What are your thoughts...

Lu Ling: Very good!

Sora: Let her be happy again, and then she will... (laughing evilly)

Lu Ling: I heard that if you let the creature listen to music before it dies, and then kill it, the meat will become more delicious.

Sora: I think giving her some Chinese BGM on the tip of her tongue might make her more delicious.

Kong: No more words, I'm going to prepare the hot pot supplies.

Narrator: Sure enough, with everyone's efforts, the ponytail was successfully lifted.

Lu Ling: Then I’ll catch the ponytail.

Narrator: After going through the disaster of 1981, Kong finally made the Horsetail Pigeon and Mandarin Duck Hot Pot Hot Pot and the Freshly Roasted Spicy Horsetail Pigeon. Thus, the Horsetail Pigeon, Mandarin Duck Hotpot Hot Pot and the Freshly Grilled Spicy Horsetail Pigeon were born!

Kong: Dang Dang Dang! The fresh mandarin duck pot is here! There is also freshly roasted horsetail pigeon, spicy.

Lu Ling: Let me be healthy!!! (Shocking sound) (Opening the lid of the pot, golden light emitted, this...could it be! Golden legend! Lu Ling said in shock.)

Sora: Where are you from, Brother Jie? (Doubtful)

ps: Paired with the Chinese Little Master’s BGM, and the clear sound of Lu Ling swallowing saliva (gudong~).

Narrator: The fresh pigeon meat is paired with the scarlet pot bottom. No matter how you dip it in the white water, the light red color and spicy taste of the golden pigeon meat can't be removed, which makes the pigeon meat taste even better.

Go up one floor and walk around the pot before entering the mouth of the pigeon meat. The golden color matches the bright red color of the bottom of the pot, coupled with the spicy smell, which makes people want to stop. The melt-in-the-mouth texture gives it a rich aroma.

It blooms violently on the taste buds! (This paragraph is provided by "Bored Me")

Kong: Lu Ling, is it delicious? If it’s not enough, there’s still some left in the kitchen. After we’re done, let’s go play King of Glory, and I, the 49-star King of Region 7, will take you there.

Lu Ling: Yeah, yeah, I killed the Yao thieves and was always the MVP (said vaguely while eating pigeon)

Kong: Princess Yaoyao wants to get five kills? (Full of black lines on her face)

Lu Ling: Isn’t this everyday? (said proudly)

Sora: emmm, are your teammates friendly to you?

Lu Ling: Of course, I have my own wild king. Every time I get five kills, my teammates almost fuck me. Hey, I fucked me so beautifully. (I said proudly, just like Peppa Pig.

cute)

Sora: emmm, I seem to have heard something. Don’t worry, I understand. I will definitely...

Lu Ling: Cough! Cough cough cough!! (angry from embarrassment)

Empty: Pretend you didn’t hear anything. (Funny to save your life)

Lu Ling: I'm full, let's get started. I'm going to the Peak Tournament today with a score of 2300. Sora, you want to take me. My wild king said I'm always grabbing heads and doesn't want me anymore. They obviously don't have them, but they're just afraid of heads.

Ran away.

Sora: ..... (Speechless) Don't you know that peak matches can only be played in solo queue? It's okay, I won't let you go. I'm a jungler with kills, and you can't beat me.

Lu Ling: Didn’t it say that you can’t buy a jungle knife without punishment?

Sora: You don’t understand this. The masters who truly stand at the top of the game are ever-changing. The jungle knife is useless. Buying the jungle knife as a punishment is just to take care of players who don’t know how to farm. The real masters will choose to summon according to their teammates.

Teacher skills, you see you and I team up, you are very powerful (very good at grabbing kills), your skills are very good... ahem (I almost said that I showed my mouth), and the teammate who sheds tears for the five kills for his teammates, can only lead

Killing the jungler is the right choice. (With a serious look)

Lu Ling: I don't care, I want to fight Houyi this time. I just bought a new skin. You use Chang'e to assist me, and we get the CP skin.

Sora: So be it.

Blue side (we don’t) Red side

Chang'e Zhenji

King Daji Lanling

Mozi Ma Chao

Houyi Marco Polo

Luna and Sun Bin

Narrator: Welcome to the Canyon of Kings. The enemy has five seconds to arrive on the battlefield. Please be prepared.

Narrator: Five seconds later, the entire army will attack!

The perspective came to the bottom lane of the red side. Hou Yi, who bought a blue crystal, walked to the bottom lane.

Sora: Shouldn’t we take the development path?

Lu Ling: Didn’t the shooter go down the lane? Huh? Didn’t the second skill shoot five arrows? Forget it.

Chang Ge (enemy): Wow~~~, it’s Lu Ling opposite! I’m on TV!

Lu Ling saw it and thought to himself very happily, this situation is stable.

The next second, Lu Ling's smile solidified.

Changge (enemy): With Lu Ling, the situation is stable. He is so good and even steals the heads of his teammates.

Teammate (passerby): Steady, steady

The military line has reached the foot of the tower. Hou Yi and Chang'e are already squatting in the grass. Opposing them is Chang Ge's Ma Chao.

Ma Chao

Narrator: Six minutes later, Lu Ling scored five kills with a score of 1315.

Lu Ling: Yes! I won! MVP of course! (Daxian voice)

Sora:......I'll get off first......I'll go cook something for you.

Lu Ling: I want braised horsetail pigeon.

Narrator: Mawei opened the MC, and Sora went to catch the Mawei pigeons. Suddenly, time and space were confused, and Sora entered the MC world and became a cube man.
To be continued...