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Chapter 25 What a red envelope rain!

"Ding~dong——"

Chen Wenyao felt his phone shocked and received a system prompt:

"Does Fairy Chang'e accept it if you add it as a friend?"

Well? What did Chang'e do to add my friend very well? Chen Wenyao felt strange. He didn't seem to have much contact with Chang'e, and he had never talked to her in the group.??????????

Wait, is it because of my red envelope? Chen Wenyao immediately remembered that Chang'e also seemed to have grabbed one, which contained a set of Chanel 5 perfume.

No matter what, Chen Wenyao was quite happy to have such a fairy known for her beauty and added him as his friend, so of course he chose to accept it.

"You have added Fairy Chang'e, and now you can start chatting."

"If a stranger takes the initiative to add you as a friend, please be careful to verify the other party's identity."

Fairy Chang'e: Hello, Fellow Daoist of the Beautiful Dragon King.

When Chen Wenyao saw this title, he was sweating coldly and quickly replied.

The beautiful Dragon King: Sister Chang'e, don't call me Xiaolong.

Fairy Chang'e: Little Dragon, right? OK, you are not a dragon clan, are you?

The beautiful Dragon King: No. Just a casual name.

Chen Wenyao thought to himself that it seemed that he would change his vest. If the Dragon King of the East China Sea was unhappy one day and directly charged him with pretending to be the dragon clan, it would be terrible.

Fairy Chang'e: Xiaolong, you gave him the dragon-slaying sword.

Beauty Dragon King: (sweats cold sweat) Yes, it’s me. I got a red envelope that day, and Nezha just happened to grab the knife.

Fairy Chang'e: No wonder. It's just that, you will be in trouble.

Chen Wenyao's heart skipped a beat. He was just his own guess. Now, after Chang'e said this, he became more and more uneasy.

The beautiful Dragon King: (three fearful expressions) No, right? Will the Jade Emperor really punish me, a mortal?

Fairy Chang'e: If a mortal is severely punished, the resentment of the dragon clan can be calmed down. What do you think the Jade Emperor will do?

Chen Wenyao was completely Spartamented. If he was the Jade Emperor, he would definitely sacrifice this mortal without any reservation. But when this mortal was himself, Chen Wenyao felt a strong reluctance again. What's the matter with me? It's all caused by this broken phone.

The beautiful Dragon King: How will the Jade Emperor deal with me?

Fairy Chang'e: I don't know this. However, the Jade Emperor personally pulled you into the group, which means that he still valued you quite a lot and should not be too strict.

Chen Wenyao thought to himself: I'm afraid that the Jade Emperor wants to drag it into the group, but the original owner of this phone.

The beautiful dragon king:...

Fairy Chang'e: (Smile) Don't worry too much, these are all my guesses, maybe not to that level.

Beauty Dragon King: Thank you Sister Chang'e for your concern. However, it's better not to be lucky.

Fairy Chang'e: (Dangerous) I snatched your red envelope last time and got a set of incense. What do I like? I have a sachet on my hand, which is made of colorful silk, and I will give it to you as a gift. If you carry this sachet closely, you will definitely turn bad luck into good fortune and bring good fortune when you are killed.

After saying that, a big red envelope appeared on Chen Wenyao's mobile phone screen, and he immediately poked it with his finger.

"Congratulations, you received the red envelope from Fairy Chang'e!"

Chen Wenyao opened the Hongyun bag and checked it out. Sure enough, he saw a colorful cloud brocade sachet, with a small line of comments below.

Colorful Cloud Brocade Sachet: woven by Fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace, it contains the rich sun essence and moonlight, which can be used to store cold air and extremely cold breath, and has the miraculous effect of praying for blessings and relieving misfortunes!

After reading it, Chen Wenyao couldn't help but feel grateful to Chang'e. It is said that he can be punished by the Jade Emperor now, so she should avoid it. Unexpectedly, she not only added him as a friend, but also added such a good sachet. As expected, she is beautiful and kind-hearted.

Beauty Dragon King: (Thank you) Thank you Sister Chang'e, I love you so much!

Fairy Chang'e: (Shy) You are so shameless and ignore you.

Then, Fairy Chang'e's avatar turned gray and went offline.

Chen Wenyao widened his eyes, no, Chang'e was so shy, she just said something casually, and she ran away without a trace. These three words have long been ruined on the earth. Even if the canteen aunt gives you two more buns, she can still gain a lot of students' love for you.

Fairy Chang'e got off the line, and Chen Wenyao wanted to go back and see the group again, but he didn't know how the situation was going.

"Ding~dong——"

System prompt: Erlang Shen added you as a friend, do you accept it?

Hey? Erlang Shen, why did he add me?

Although Chen Wenyao was confused, he still agreed.

Erlang Shen: Hahahahaha, you kid is really interesting. Although he is a mortal, he has a lot of strange things in his hands. Although that dragon-slaying sword is not a magic weapon, it is quite effective for the dragon clan. Nezha's useless fireworks was too hard to kill Ao Bing, but this time he actually slaughtered six dragons in the Dragon Transformation Stage. It's so fucking fun.

Chen Wenyao was speechless for a moment.

Erlang Shen: Talking.

The beautiful Dragon King: I don’t know what to say at all.

Erlang Shen: (Take the nose) You are really not a mortal. If you don’t give me a dragon-slaying sword, you will give me a collection of fairy tale novels that are useless. Sister, those grass egg novels, I wrote all the birds like me, but I actually wrote that I was defeated by a monkey!

Chen Wenyao was stunned. Monkey, that must be the Monkey King Sun Wukong. How could Erlang Shen not know Monkey Sun?

Beauty Dragon King: Well, those are adapted based on your deeds.

Erlang Shen: Bullshit. When did I lose to a monkey? I tried to kill the eight monsters, split the mountain to save my mother, hit the double phoenixes, help Zhou attack the merchants, and shoot the magic mirrors by drunk shooting... Why don't you write about so many great things? I just made up a monkey.

The beautiful Dragon King: The monkey is not a fictional one. His name is Sun Wukong. He is the Monkey King. Did the Second Master forget it?

Erlang Shen: Pu, the monarch is still the Great Sage? What a big tone, I am just the True Lord of Showing the Saint. There are countless immortals and gods in the heavenly court, and I know most of the famous ones, and I have never heard of Sun Wukong.

Chen Wenyao was stunned. Does the Great Sage do not exist? Or is it not born yet?

Erlang Shen: Forget it, don’t talk about this. Let me just say something. Although some of the novels distort my image, they call me the number one war god in heaven, which is quite realistic.

Chen Wenyao thought to himself: So you are also a guy who likes to flatter you.

Erlang Shen: Nezha has a big deal this time, and it will affect you sooner or later. Since you have snatched your red envelope, you can't sit still and see you being implicated. So, I'll pass on you as a god... Well, you are a mortal, and it's useless to pass on your magical powers. Or you'll pass on your face with a pair of armored horses. If there is really a punishment from heaven, you can still run away.

Chen Wenyao was both surprised and happy, so shocked that Erlang Shen said that there was a punishment from heaven, so this matter would be absolutely certain. He was happy that Erlang Shen actually wanted to give him something.

A red envelope emerged and Chen Wenyao couldn't wait to poke it open.

"Congratulations, I received Erlang Shen's red envelope and obtained a pair of Earth-Escaped Armor Horses."

Entering the Hongyun bag, Chen Wenyao inspected the use of this Earth-hiding Armor Horse.

Earth-exiting Armor Horse: A kind of earth-exiting earth talisman, made by refining one percent of Erlang Shen’s mount silver horse’s foot strength. Using this armor horse can travel eighty miles in an instant.

Damn! We walked eighty miles in an instant, which was forty kilometers in seconds, and then it was two thousand and four hundred kilometers. Damn, this is almost the same as an audio plane.

The beautiful Dragon King: (flowers are flying on the screen) Thank you, Erlang, Zhenjun! Thank you!

Erlang Shen: Hahaha, if you have any good things in the future, remember to give them to me first. Uh, of course, the premise is that you are not killed by God.

The beautiful dragon king:...

Erlang Shen: I guess there will be many people who will add your friends later, so I won’t talk nonsense to you. You are a little mortal who is involved in the affairs of the fairy world, and a punishment of heaven is absolutely indispensable. However, you have actually been on behalf of Nezha, and the Jade Emperor will not ignore this. If you can escape this disaster, you will really be lucky! Today is a good relationship, boy, please do it yourself.

Chen Wenyao wants to say something else

"System prompt: Marshal Tianpeng added you as a friend, do you accept it?"

"System prompt: Do you accept it if you add it as a friend?"

"System prompt: Taibai Venus added you as a friend, do you accept it?"

"System prompt: Do you accept it if you add it as a friend?"

...

In a moment, Chen Wenyao actually received nearly a hundred tips added by friends, all of whom were the gods who received his red envelopes that day.

Chen Wenyao thought to himself, it wouldn’t be that they all came to give me red envelopes.

Click to accept one by one.

Sure enough, these gods started to give red envelopes whenever they had disagreements.

"Marson Tianpeng gave you a red envelope!"

"The Peach Blossom Fairy gave you a red envelope!"

"Taibai Jinxing gave you a red envelope!"

“…”

Damn, this is simply a rain of red envelopes.

Chen Wenyao didn't know whether to be happy or sad. After all, the more red envelopes he received now, it actually shows that the less likely he is to survive. Otherwise, these gods wouldn't be so anxious to give him gifts. This is actually because they don't want to get involved in cause and effect!

Forget it, if a person dies and birds face the sky, they will never die forever! I won’t believe it anymore. What can the Jade Emperor do to me?!
Chapter completed!
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