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Chapter 2 What the hell is the red envelope recipe?

"What kind of fun!"

Chen Wenyao was stunned for only two or three seconds, and hundreds of messages were browsed in the WeChat group, and the phone kept calling, making him very irritated.    ?

"I want to see what kind of demon moth you can play with with your broken phone!" Chen Wenyao pulled the news up and started from scratch:

[Group Master] Jade Emperor: Because there are new fellow Taoists joining the group, I will announce another group: 1. This group was created by the family of the Qing family who cultivates the way of luck, and allows everyone to exchange luck and communicate whether there are or not. If you enter this group, you must have a red envelope. If you don’t have to give up within three days, you will definitely kick it (not below the [Human Immortal] level); 2. This group has a new red envelope posture, please calmly grab the red envelope; 3. Do not hook up with the girls in this group, because all the girls are from the group leader! Attached to this group levels: [Mortal], [Human Immortal], [God Immortal], [God Immortal], [God Immortal], [Star Lord], [True Lord], [Tian King], [Emperor], [Tian Emperor], [Tian Lord].

[Emperor] Prince Dong: Is there a new fellow Taoist? Where is it? Come out and let me see if I am a fairy? (Plus three eyes and heart-warming expressions.)

[Emperor] Antarctic Immortal: I am so shy upstairs, I always like to bully newcomers! (A row of contempt expressions)

[Emperor] The King of the East: It’s up to you. I can’t help but like to support newcomers.

The two emperors were chatting, and a guy with an ID of "[Star Lord] Mold God" suddenly became bubbled: I feel so uncomfortable, I want to give up a red envelope and relax.

[Emperor] Antarctic Immortal Old Man, [Emperor] East Prince: Don’t!

[Chenjun] Dionysian Du Kang: (Three snickering expressions) I said it’s old and ugly. If you feel uncomfortable, you can come to me for a drink!

[Star Lord] Mold God: Get out! I drank your wine three months ago, but I still feel uncomfortable now!

[Star Lord] Fairy Chang'e: What kind of wine is so amazing!

[Emperor] Antarctic Immortal: Wow, it’s Fairy Chang’e! (A row of red hearts.)

[Emperor] The King of the East: Wow, it’s Fairy Chang’e! (Two rows of roses)

[Star Lord] Mold God: Wow, it's Fairy Chang'e! (Two rows of roses)

[Celestial Lord] Dionysian Du Kang: Wow, it’s Fairy Chang’e! (Please pay attention to the formation downstairs)

[True Lord] Erlang Shen: Wow, it’s Fairy Chang’e! (Please pay attention to the formation downstairs)

【Emperor】Wenchang God:...

[Chenjun] Dionysian Du Kang: Upstairs, formation, your sister’s!

[Emperor] Wenchang God: Brother Du Kang, are you planning to pass the Tianxian exam next time?

[Celestial Lord] Digest God Du Kang: Oh, it turns out to be the Emperor Wenchang, I was so respectful and mistook me just now. I will do it!

[Emperor] The God of Wenchang: Fairy Chang'e, when will you come to my Zitong Academy to attend the class again?

[Star Lord] Fairy Chang'e: (a shy expression) The Lun family goes when they have time.

[True Lord] Erlang Shen: It seems that the girl is still very charming! Even old scholars like Emperor Wenchang have made an offer! (Touching the nose)

[Chenjun] God of Wealth: Hey, it’s rare to see Fairy Chang’e bubbling. I can’t help but want to celebrate with a red envelope!

"What a group of funny guys, crazy guys!" After reading all the news, Chen Wenyao couldn't help but curse, and was about to leave the WeChat group where crazy guys gathered.

Just at this moment, a pop-up happened:

[Tianjun] God of Wealth: As the end of the month approaches, the little god still has a lot of wealth points in his hand and has not exhausted it, so he just takes a red envelope! First, there are 100 wealth points to let everyone enjoy their wealth!

[True Lord] Erlang Shen: Wow, the Lord of Cai is going to have a heavy bleeding!

[Emperor] Wenchang God: What a bullshit metaphor! Next month, my Zitong Academy will give you a 100-year tutoring! (An angry expression)

【True Lord】Erlang Shen:...

[God of Heaven] Du Kang of the God of Baccarat: Hahaha, Yang Zhenjun deserves it. Who doesn’t know that Tianjun of Cai is the favorite disciple of Emperor Wenchang. Tianjun of Cai, please give me a red envelope! (Excited expression)

[Star Lord] Water De Xingjun: Hey? You need a red envelope!?a [Star Lord] Fire De Xingjun, a [Star Lord] Wood De Xingjun a [Star Lord] Fire De Xingjun a [Star Lord] Earth De Xingjun, come!

[Star Lord] Fairy Chang'e: I just bought a few bags, and I'm so embarrassed. Brother God of Wealth is really a close friend! (Mumo)

[Star Lord] Mold God: I also want red envelopes, and Sister Chang'e also let me be your intimate person, okay? (Pity expression)

[True Lord] Erlang Shen: Go away! Don’t let your bad temper scent on Sister Chang’e. (An emoticon pack kicked away)

"Red envelope?" Chen Wenyao only saw the word "Red envelope" in a bunch of messages, so he decided to grab it first.

bite!

The phone vibrated, and Chen Wenyao, who was staring at the screen, saw a big red envelope!

I rob it! Chen Wenyao poked his finger on the screen of his phone with a flash of lightning speed!

It’s a pity that it’s still late! The red envelope was actually snatched up in seconds!

Damn it, I can't bear it! Chen Wenyao has always been known as the little prince of robbing red envelopes. His hand was trained in years of masturbation career. He swears that he had used it just now, but the red envelopes were still robbed. What kind of monsters are there in this group, and his hand is so cruel!

Chen Liang wanted to see whose hands were so awesome, and clicked "Look at everyone's luck":

The best luck is that the group leader who doesn’t speak much, “[Group Master] Jade Emperor” has won 66 points of wealth, and is indeed worthy of the master of the fairy world.

The second place is "[Emperor] Dong Wang Duke". After 12 points of fortune, the ones that followed were all single digits.

[Star Lord] Fairy Chang'e: (Three crying expressions) Wow, I only got 3 points of wealth!

[Tianjun] Fairy in Purple Clothes: Hey, I accidentally got a bubble and actually got 9 o'clock in fortune. Brother Tianjun, thank you.

[God of Heaven] Du Kang of the God of Baccarat: The group leader is really a ghost-like hand. It’s 66 o’clock, it’s like we don’t even drink soup.

[True Lord] Erlang Shen: Protest the group leader robbed the red envelopes of the group members!

【Emperor】The East Prince: Protest 1

The following series of formations and protests were added to 1oo86.

[Group Master] Jade Emperor: Very good, I feel very relieved to see the family of all the ministers so active. Haha, I will grab the red envelopes and rely on my own hands. If I lose, I can’t blame me. Let’s do this, I’ll let the Lord of Cai and have another red envelope!

[Star Lord] Mold God: Your Majesty, I also want red envelopes!

[Group Master] Jade Emperor: Then you are.

[Star Lord] Mold God: (an expression of grievance) They don’t allow me!

[Emperor] Antarctic Immortal: The key is to grab his red envelopes, it is too unlucky to eliminate bad luck!

[Star Lord] Mold God: (a row of crying expressions)

[Group Master] Jade Emperor: So, Mold Star Lord, you can join the red envelope recipe with Cai Tianjun.

[Star Lord] Moldy God: (an emoticon pack that holds my father’s thigh) This is great!

The other members reluctantly agreed, but Chen Wenyao was confused. What the hell is this red envelope formula?!

[Group Master] Jade Emperor: Cai Tianjun, what do you think?

[God of Heaven] God of Wealth: Your Majesty is talking, how could I have any objections? But I will give you 10,000 points of wealth this time.

[Star Lord] Mold God: Then I will have 20,000...

[Emperor] Antarctic Immortal: Shut up! You will have a maximum of one thousand bad luck!

[Star Lord] Mold God: Jade Emperor’s Dad!

[Group Master] Jade Emperor: Don’t scream. I don’t have an unlucky son like you! It’s only one thousand points!

"System prompt: [Star Lord] Moldy God put a red envelope!"

"System prompt: [Tianjun] God of Wealth has put a red envelope!"

"Ding! It's incredible. The red envelopes of [Star Lord] Mold God and [Sky Lord] God of Wealth actually had a magical reaction, forming a brand new red envelope formula!"

Chen Wenyao suddenly became happy and poked his hand and pointed at the screen of his phone. Just then, a big red envelope flashed out.

Yes! I finally grabbed a red envelope! Although I didn’t know what was inside the red envelope, Chen Wenyao was still happy and finally grabbed a bunch of monsters.

"Wow! Purple Qi comes from the east, and good luck is the end. Congratulations on getting a red envelope recipe: 5 bad luck and 40 wealth!"

Chen Wenyao stared at the phone screen with wide eyes.
Chapter completed!
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