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Chapter 3 Fuck you M's lord

Today, a uninvited guest came to Lian Zhao's family. No, it was an uninvited cat. Lian Zhao originally planned to leave Aunt Xue to his villa and then move in to live in, preparing to live a rich life. When he entered the villa, he found that his villa was occupied by a stray cat from nowhere.

In the center of the villa, Lian Zhao confronted a cat with white hair with his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, staring at his small eyes, squinting his eyes full of contempt for cat creatures, and in a condescending tone, he spoke in a condescending tone of the teenager in the middle of the second disease, "Well, white cat, who is the monster you are? Are you impatient to live? Don't leave quickly, otherwise I won't blame me for destroying you, letting my cultivation for several years be dissipated, and both body and spirit are destroyed, and it turns into a handful of ashes! Zha!" Lian Zhao, the middle of the second disease, took the broom in his hand when he entered the door, raised his left index finger and middle finger together, pinched out a sword seal, placed it in front of his chest, scolded the broom at the white cat.

"The lines are good, let's have another paragraph. The skill of singing is not bad!" A sound with an empty echo sounded in the villa.

"That's right, I thought about it back then...." Wait, how could Lian Zhao come from? He originally planned to pretend to be good, but when he recalled the villa, he suddenly stood up all his hair on his body, and all goose bumps appeared. Cold sweat dripped on his forehead and his stiff neck twisted to his side and looked around, with an expression of seeing a ghost, his eyes widened, and his teeth trembled to the point of giggling.

"who?"

"come out!"

"Don't pretend to be a fool!"

Lian Zhao's face turned black, his forehead was blue veins, and he was in a bad mood. He pretended to be a vicious look, screamed loudly, but his legs slowly moved, and he retreated towards the villa gate. His movements were gentle and slow, like an extremely skilled thief.

The white cat in front of him rolled his eyes, looked at Lian Zhao who was scared to death, shook his head, and said, "Stop, I haven't finished speaking yet! Come back for me, I'll be in front of you, don't look for it!" The empty sound continued to echo in the villa, and as he said, he waved his claws to Lian Zhao and showed off his presence.

Unfortunately, Lian Zhao suddenly felt like he was crazy and didn't see the white cat waving in front of him. Maybe he was too short, and Lian Zhao didn't look down, so he didn't see it at all. Lian Zhao was so scared that he screamed: "Damn it! There's a ghost!" He was so panicked that he threw away the broom and rushed out the door. During this period, one of his shoes ran away.

The broom thrown behind flew straight towards the white cat. The white cat's eyes became fierce in an instant. After jumping up, it slapped open the air and looked at its broom. The three jumps followed Lian Zhao directly out of the villa door.

At the door of the villa, Lian Zhao stood at the door looking at the haunted villa in broad daylight, patted his chest, and said lightly: "Fortunately I ran fast, otherwise I would have suffered a disaster. It seems that this villa can't be taken anymore, it's a scam! I've also wanted to live up to the rich! It seems that there is no chance."

Seeing the white cat under his feet, he felt much more relaxed. He picked up the white cat sitting beside his feet with both hands, turned to his apartment in the beehive community, and muttered to the white cat as he walked: "I said kitten! You dare to go into the villa. You are not afraid of where there are ghosts. You are so brave. I don't have the courage to go in. I really know that there are ghosts and I can't even get scared of heart disease. I am now a rich man with a net worth of over 100 million, but I have to save my life and enjoy it!" Lian Zhao, who had already thrown his father's last words out of the sky, was talking about a bastard who was scattered and waiting to die. If Lian Guangyu heard this, he would probably run out of the grave and strangle the unfilial son.

Lian Zhao, who was muttering his thoughts, did not notice that the white cat in his hand was despising him with the look of looking at a fool, and kept talking nonsense. Back to his doghouse, he put the white cat in his hand on the sofa, and ran to the refrigerator in the kitchen to find dried fish to prepare to feed the cat.

Holding a box of small shrimps in his hand, he came to the white cat helplessly and smiled at it, "There are no dried fish, I will buy it for you tomorrow. Let's eat small shrimps first. They all taste the same, just put it!" He put the small shrimp box in his hand on the table and put the cat on the table. Lian Zhao, who had a problem, was ready to start chatting with the cat.

The white cat looked at him again with a look of stupid eyes, and his mouth opened and closed, and he spit out an empty echo: "Silly, I don't eat shrimps, I only eat lobsters, do you understand?"

Lian Zhao, who looked at the cat, jumped up in shock. He stood on the sofa, pointed to the white cat in front of him, his eyes almost glared out, and said in horror: "You...you...are you...a ghost or a demon?"

"You are a ghost, your whole family is a ghost, a fool, I am the God Emperor, you can call me Lord Dian Shen!" The white cat man stood up, kicked the table with his back legs, and his front legs bent back like a human, showing a movement that violated biology and looked majestic, but because he was too short and the cat was naturally cute, he felt like a doll cat walking out of the anime.

Lian Zhao suddenly became no longer afraid. He suddenly felt a sense of shame that he was scared to pee by a kitten. He wanted to kill the cute creature in front of him, but he couldn't bear it. He squatted down and reached out to touch the head of the white cat in front of him. He was slapped from the sofa by a transparent hand that suddenly appeared next to him.

"Ouch! My old waist!" Lian Zhao, who was standing up with his waist, looked at the white cat who was so cute and tried hard to show his majesty, and said, "Are you a monster? The legendary cat monster? Is it the kind of cat monster in Liaozhai?"

"Hmph! Don't compare me with those lower creatures. There is no comparison. I am not a monster. You should call me Lord Dian Shen." The white cat put on a proud face and said to Lian Zhao in a arrogant tone: "It's your good luck to meet me, so kneel down and become a disciple! Being able to worship under me is because you have the blessing of three lives. It is definitely the great merit you accumulated after saving the Milky Way in your previous life." Dian Shen narrowed his little eyes and a mysterious smile hung on the corner of his mouth.

Lian Zhao's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but start cursing in his heart. What's going on? Has this world been suddenly transformed? Have all the monsters and monsters come out to show off? Now they all ran to themselves to pretend. Have I not woken up? Do I want to go back to sleep? Walking to the table, smiling and saying softly to Dian Shen: "Sir Dian Shen, come with the little one, and you have something good for you!" After that, he picked up the white cat Dian Shen with respect and walked towards the balcony.

Lian Zhao's smiled face changed instantly, becoming ferocious, and said viciously to the white cat in his hand: "Sir Dian Shen, I'll go to your M's master and pretend to be on my head. Get out of here!" After that, he threw the white cat in his hand downstairs, but he was thinking in his heart that even if I can't kill you on this 11th floor, it's enough for you to drink a pot. Let you pretend to be a god and a ghost in the villa to scare me, let you pretend to fly, let me go down to get a trash pile! Hahaha!
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