Chapter 291 Archives
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After the little nurse left, Li Yu joked: "The little nurse is not bad to you!"
"Of course, don't you not know about my brother's charm?" Jiang Tang was excited and drove the train again.
Li Yu said seriously: "Old Jiang, tell me the truth. Do you like this little nurse? If you like it, we will help you."
"Really?" Jiang Tang's eyes lit up.
Li Yu did not answer, but he believed that Jiang Tang must have known his attitude.
Jiang Tang glanced at him, then lowered his head, the hippie smile on his face disappeared, and his expression quickly became serious.
"Old Li——"
At some point, some people in the class called Li Yu Lao Li, although he was the youngest.
"Old Li, let me tell you this. Actually, I was a little interested in her in high school, but she didn't seem to know. Now... Of course I still like her very much...but my situation..." He shook his head and sighed softly.
Li Yu then asked, "Do you have my family poor?"
Jiang Tang was stunned, then shook his head. His family was from the northeast, Li Yu's family was from the southwest, or a remote rural area. In terms of family conditions, Jiang Tang's family was naturally much better!
Li Yu asked again: "Then are your education lower than me?"
Jiang Tang was stunned and shook his head again.
"Then do you have me?"
Jiang Tang shook his head.
"Isn't that enough, you have better conditions than me, why don't you dare to pursue her?"
"But..." Jiang Tang stopped talking.
Li Yu actually understood what he wanted to say.
This guy always looks hippie and smiley, as if he dares to say anything, but in fact, when he really meets the girl he likes, he suddenly becomes a different person, he is stupid and can't speak anymore, his IQ is like a half, and his EQ is directly reduced to zero. The reason why he talks so loudly just now is actually a disguise. If he asked him to have a serious relationship with the young nurse, he will not be able to speak anymore.
Moreover, the most terrifying thing is that he became inferior.
The girl he likes becomes a goddess. Naturally, he feels that he is useless and cannot be worthy of others anywhere.
Li Yu glanced at him and sighed.
This is the fate of boys!
Once you meet a goddess, you will automatically become a dog licking!
But he still asked, "Old Jiang, do you really like him?"
"like!"
"Then let's help you!" Li Yu said solemnly, pausing, but he said again: "But we can only help you once. This is your battle, you must fight yourself!"
Jiang Tang was stunned for a moment, then nodded.
At this time, the little guard came back and was about to change the medicine and bandages for Jiang Tang.
Li Yu took the opportunity to leave the ward.
He went to other rooms.
It happened that the other people sat together in Zhang Yang's room bragging.
"Old Jiang is in love and falls in love with a little nurse. Let's talk about how to help him." Li Yu straightforwardly told his thoughts.
ah?
A few people looked at me and I looked at you, and they were all stunned.
After a moment, after coming back to his senses, Wang Shi first spoke: "This is not simple. Find a chance with only two people, press the little guard to the wall, look directly into her eyes, look at her affectionately, and ask directly, are you willing to let me be your guardian knight for the rest of your life?"
no!
Li Yu shook his head immediately.
Wang Shi’s idea is suitable for people like him who love to pretend and be slutty. If Jiang Tang does this, the gorilla face will scare people directly!
"Why would you write a love letter?" Zhang Yang spoke.
"What era is this? I still write love letters?" Chen Qi curled his lips and sneered at this suggestion.
Several people discussed it over and over again, but none of them had a suitable idea. There was no way. Class 5 was naturally weak in this regard. They were either verbally theorists or real losers, and they had little experience to learn from.
After thinking about it, Li Yu suddenly said in a big way: "Why don't we put Lao Jiang's affairs into a file and hand them over to the little nurse?"
file?
Everyone looked at Li Yu in surprise.
Just now, Li Yu just had a flash of inspiration in his mind, but now, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this idea was good, so he said excitedly: "Yes, list the little bits of this guy in chronological order, and then I went to the archives room to find out if I could make something out and make a file for him. Then I handed the thing to the little guard and said, Miss Li Yun, this is Comrade Jiang Tang's life archive. May I ask, are you willing to manage his archives?"
Bang!
Zhang Yang slapped his thigh.
"This idea is a good one, very romantic!"
"It's a bullshit! If I were Li Yun, I would just throw him away!" Chen Qi disagreed.
"Then let me know an idea!"
"I..." Chen Qi opened his mouth and said something for a moment. He couldn't come up with any idea.
After a lot of noise, everyone decided to give it a try as Li Yu said.
Jiang Tang’s archives are dictated by everyone and written by Wang Shi. This guy has the highest score in Chinese.
"I'll talk about one first." Chen Qi said: "When I was five years old, this guy went to the class to say, "You are very beautiful, I want you to be my wife when you grow up. The little girl was so scared that she went to complain to the teacher."
"This cannot be written!" Zhang Yang shook his head quickly: "This is his embarrassing thing!"
"No, I think this must be written instead, so that it will appear real, right, and it can help Li Yun understand Lao Jiang better!"
"Write, this must be written, this dog. Once, I told the other class about the incident of my childhood peeking at a widow taking a bath. Li Yun must know his embarrassment!"
Everyone expressed their opinions one after another.
In addition to everyone's dictation of this guy's "deeds", Li Yu asked Zhou Yu to get some information about this guy from the archives room. After that, Wang Shi was responsible for making him look like an archive.
After choosing a good day, Li Yu walked to the little nurse with a file bag.
"Comrade Li Yun, please take a look at this information!" Li Yu solemnly handed the information to her.
"What is this?" Li Yun was very surprised, but she still opened it and looked at it. After a glance, she was stunned: "Jiang Tang's file? Captain Li, what do you mean?"
Li Yu smiled: "Comrade Jiang Tang wants to enter a very important department, and he needs a comrade to give him an objective evaluation, so I would like to ask you to check his files!"
"Oh!" Li Yun agreed. At this moment, her mind was full of Jiang Tang, so she could not think of anything else.
As she looked at it, she couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Jiang Tang has done such a thing? You really can't tell it!"
Li Yu and the other brothers looked at each other, and everyone said in their hearts: It seems that this matter is going to be done!
After Li Yun finished reading, Li Yu said seriously: "Comrade Li Yun, are you willing to be the only custodian of Comrade Jiang Tang's life archives?"
Wang Shijie added: "It's not just about custody, but also about adding new chapters to his files. Comrade Li Yun, are you willing to do this?"
Chapter completed!